CallmeZakk• Show poetry

yo i dont like you shove it and get the fuck over it because im not going to lose any fucking sleep over any of you. im out of patience and am done with kind. if im being nice to you odds are good that i DONT FUCKING LIKE YOU just to let you know i like about 2% of the people i even talk to but if i do give a shit that means a lot because im going to stick with you and defend you until the god damn day i die so dont start shit with me dont fuck with my friends.
I'm BI, so I MUST have AIDS.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a dick.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I CAN HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO

I'm BI so I MUST have SEX a lot.

I'm in BAND, so i MUST be a dork.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

repost this if you think stereo types are just wrong


MY MUSIC
(i listen To a lot more and will add it as soon as i think about them)
AFI
ALL AMERICAN REJECTS
ARCH ENEMY
ATREYU
AVENGED SEVENFOLD
BAD RELIGION
BIOHAZARD
BREAKING BENJAMIN
BROKENCYDE
BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE
COAL CHAMBER
CREAM
CREED
DRAGON FORCE
DOPE
EVANESCENCE
FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH
GODFLESH
GREENDAY
HAWTHORNE HEIGHTS
HIM
HINDER
HOLLYWOOD UNDEAD
IRON MAIDEN
JUDAS PRIEST
KARATOMA
LAMB OF GOD
MARILYN MANSON
MASTODON
MODEST MOUSE
MINDLESS SELF INDULGENCE
MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE
NIRVANA
ORGY
OTEP
PANIC AT THE DISCO
PAPA ROACH
QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE
QUEENSRYCHE
RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE
RETARD O BOTS
RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS
SCREAMING MECHANICAL BRAIN
SEVENDUST
SIXTY-NINE EYES
STONE SOUR
SLIPKNOT
TAKING BACK SUNDAY
THE BIRTHDAY MASSACRE
THE HORROR POPS
THE KILLERS
THE KNACK
THE WHO
THREE DAYS GRACE
THREE DOORS DOWN
UNDEROATH
VIRGIN BLACK
WEDNESDAY 13
WHITESNAKE
YNGWIE MALMSTEEN
ZEROMANCER

MY AP FAMILY

SISTER- DezaRAWR - DEZ
SISTER- poetic grace
BROTHER - silenttearsatnight
SISTER IN LAW - XxDisasterous AngelxX
GRANNY - EARS2HEARU
BOX OF CRAYONS - Rawr.Smile.baby.plz

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