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Last Night


  • Daegal
    Sep 30 5:25 AM
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    Last night was really weird, I was asleep and I had a dream that I got into a fight, and I must have started fitting or something because I dreamt I got thrown on the floor (obviously this wouldn't actually happen, I'd destroy everything) and then I woke up and my neck was really killing me.

    I like that idea that I move around enough in my sleep that I can pull a muscle. Hopefully it'll turn into one of those "goes out killing in his sleep" things. You know what I mean. It would be kind of cool, admit it.
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  • Rayne Goddess
    September 30

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    omg

    Lol. Well it may be cool to one of your stoned friends but it wont be cool for you or your family.

    • Daegal
      September 30

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      Well, my family live about 200 miles away from me so I think they're pretty safe. For now.

      • Rayne Goddess
        September 30

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        Lol okay. Well what do you think it would be called if you accidently kill your self in your sleep... would it still be labeled as a suicide?

        • Daegal
          September 30

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          Probably, there's no way they can prove you were asleep before you died, is there?

          • Rayne Goddess
            September 30

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            Hmmm. I guess not. Unless you have a stalker (>_<)

            • Daegal
              September 30

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              I do. It's quite fun. She follows me sometimes, but not so much that it's creepy. I like the mess with her, like I'll see her in the street and I'll smile at her and walk off and she'll follow me and then I hide.

              • Rayne Goddess
                September 30

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                haha

                That is disturbing....

                • Daegal
                  September 30

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                  I know, I think if I ever actually spoke to her I'd probably do something like pretend I was Russian.

                  • Rayne Goddess
                    September 30

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                    Lol you know russian

                    • Daegal
                      September 30

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                      That's true. See? It's the perfect plan.

                      • -BlackKnight-
                        September 30

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                        I bought Symphony X's Paradise Lost and will probably get their The Divine Wings of Tragedy soon. I also bought that other Dimmu Borgir album you suggested.

                        I think I'm slowly moving up in the world.

                        • Daegal
                          October 1

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                          Very, very good. You're learning. There's hope for you, yet. Not that you were in any trouble, considering what other people listen to.

  • RatherSpiffing
    September 30

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    I think it's be cooler if you rob museums or something in your sleep, getting through advanced security measures and such.

    It'd kind of be like "The Wrong Trousers" but a little better.

    • Rayne Goddess
      September 30

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      LOL it seems like youve been planning a robbery all your life.

      It would be cool though.

      But noone would believe you

    • MinorSolfege
      September 30

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      "The Wrong Trousers"!!??
      This cartoon of which you speak is one of my favorite things ever. You, madam, have earned my admiration.
      • Had I known it was that easy, I would have mentioned it long before now!
  • Laaaaast niiiiight
    Sheeee saaaaaaid
    *mumble mumble mumble*
    *mumble mumble mumble*
    Sooooo IIIIIIIII
    I turn around
    *mumble mumble mumble*
    *more incoherent mumbling*

    That is a bloody ridiculous song and I hope everyone else is now suffering as much as I am every time I read your topic title and get it stuck in my head.

    God damn you, Daegal.

    • -BlackKnight-
      October 1

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      *points and laughs*

    • Megalodon
      October 1

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      I was thinking this as well!

      Yes...wouldn't kick the singer out of bed though...http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/2585/untitledno9.png
      • He is rather pretty.

        I bet he likes golf carts.
      • Yeah, he'll do.
      • I'm sorry. I love you Megan, but he's wearing a Michael Jackson t-shirt and in some strange way he looks like Michael Jackson before Michael had his face removed. He also looks young enough to be in Michael's bed and enjoying it.

        This is my man:

        http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n213/alexdcap/Lopez_opeth.jpg

        http://www.redbrick.dcu.ie/~shiny/Martin%20Lopez.jpg

        • Daegal
          October 2

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          I would.
          • You would what?

            Michael Jackson or Martin Lopez? You're such a kidder if you're saying what i think you're saying.

            • Daegal
              October 2

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              Martin Lopez. I'd totally make him bleed... In a good way.
              • *sighs* I'd.... I'd... first strap him down and I can't say what else... I'll be banned...
                • Yea. I understand, though that made me laugh. I like the way you think.

                  At least, we're probably thinking the same way as to what we would do with Martin... well, to a degree. There is one anatomical difference in what I can do and you can't and vice-versa.

                  • Daegal
                    October 2

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                    At least he can have a bit of everything, teamwork is awesome! We should work out some kind of rota for this, I think.

                    I find it depressing that I had to think what the anatomical difference was, it only took me about a second but it was 10 seconds too long. I feel ashamed.

                    Oh well, I'm going to some messed up "metal" club tonight, I'm totally gonna molest someone.

                    (I put metal in ""s because I'm guessing it will be shite metal)
                    • We're the new God & Goddess... it's how we roll.

                      It's okay. I'll mark it up to fantasies about Martin.

                      Have fun. At least something good will come from a shite show.


                      • Daegal
                        October 2

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                        It definitely will. For me, anyway.

                        The band who are playing are actually quite good, they're the only reason I'm going, but the club afterwards is crappy and annoying.

                        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZxAV0WTOhY

                        That's the band who are playing. The singer is some teenage indie-looking 4ft tall girl.
                        • Oh, don't let the person fool you. They're there for that, else they wouldn't go in the first place.

                          • Daegal
                            October 2

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                            That's such a good attitude! I'm going to use that.

                            "You wouldn't be here if you didn't want me to sexually abuse you."

                            "Yeah, but... Good point. Ok, go ahead."

                            I think it would have to be accompanied by a high five from the nearest person.

                            Or I might just go with the classic, "don't run, I'm faster than you. Don't scream, I've got a knife."
                            • Sweet!

                              Here... lookit!

                              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmxNl6oYmn0

                              He's so damn sexy on those drums and in my head.

                              • Daegal
                                October 2

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                                I feel completely comfortable in my heterosexuality when I say "yum". That song is nothing less than godly. I want Akerfeldt to teach me to be like him.

                                On another selfish note, I found my vagina shirt, and it's clean! Yay, I'm wearing that tonight (I had a shirt made that says "VAGINA" in big letter across the chest, it's a great feeling walking through a club and 90% of people you pass - mostly males - scream "vagina" as loud as they can)

                              • -BlackKnight-
                                October 2

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                                I totally have that DVD. It's Lamentations, right? I might go watch it now.

                                • Daegal
                                  October 2

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                                  I'm so jealous right now I might go and kill someone. Seriously.

                        • nicki1
                          October 2

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                          AHHHHHH! I love those guys!

                          • Daegal
                            October 2

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                            They're from my home town, they're good good good.

                            • nicki1
                              October 2

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                              Ah nice!
                              What that girl can do with her voice is crazy!

                              • Daegal
                                October 2

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                                Yeah, it really is. The first time I saw them I thought they were just gonna be some generic crappy indie support band, but they she killed us all.

                                • nicki1
                                  October 2

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                                  I bet. They do look like they'd be a crappy indie band. And they don't seem to give a crap about what the people who hate them think. That's the impression I got from an interview I read anyway.
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