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Alright, I've noticed something...
Every little kid goes on that little chatterbox here.
And EVERY single one of them is either 'emo' or attention seeking...whatever which is the same thing but still.
OR
Another kind of a poser... pretending to be a character from, TWILIGHT.
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I never pay attention to the little 'Chatterbox' thing anymore. From what I noticed, no one ever talks about something worth responding to. Plus, the one time they were, and I responded to it, because my opinion was different than theirs no one would really talk to me.
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That's true.
They're usually all rp and being weird little kids.
Or going like EWWWWW YOU SAID PENIS. -
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Yeah, it's pretty immature. I just looked over at it, and they are pretending to tickle each other. Kind of pathetic. Maybe they find it entertaining. Whatever.
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Haha, ye I saw that too.
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Someone messaged me pretending to be Zack Efron once, he didn't know he had been in Hairspray or that he was dating that Vanessa girl (which Zack was at the time, don't know if he still is).
I was highly insulted by this poor effort. I'm worth the background research dude. So I insulted him a lot and then for some reason he stopped messaging me. -
"You seem pretty cool for a naked chick in a booth...
put some clothes on and call me."
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You have a talent for comedy.
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Chatter box attracts who 'emo' kids and attention seekers.
And then all the these kids end up on the teen board.
I think the main difference is that we have a lot more to say and it wouldn't all fit into that tiny little box.
And teen board kids are hotter by a ratio of 1:87
I might have to ask Calanthe to verify that but I'm pretty sure my logic is sound. -
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Hahhaha,you'refunny.
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What what? I saw my name...
Hahaha. I think it's a better ratio that that! -
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2:87?
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No, no. That's not how it works.
Shattered soapbubble thinks we are better than them in a ratio of 87 to 1 - i.e. we are 87 times better than them.
To make us even more amazing, you have to increase the larger number so that the "slope" of the ratio is steeper. Like 100000000000000 to 1. -
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Why don't we just call it x.
Numbers like secret identities.
It makes them feel special -
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Hm, alright X it is.
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No, No. Aleph-nought.
X is a wonderfully useful letter, though.
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Those darn kids. -
What a novel observation. It's surely never occurred to anyone before. Thanks for enlightening us.
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What I want to know is why YOU weren't the one to enlighten us if YOU'RE so clever.
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I guess I just never noticed that Allpoetry is full of losers before. How blind I've been!
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It's not like they hide it all that well. Right off the top of my head I can think of 3 threads that makes awesome examples.
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Is this thread included?
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Yes, but there are better examples.
My personal favourite is:
"OMFG I NEED A GF DA GALS CANT C HOW PURFECT I AM COS I AM SO SHY IF ONLY DEY KNEW WAT DEY WAS MISSIN DEYD REGRET IT. HOWEVER ANY SOLUTIONS U MAY GIVE ME WILL NOT WORK BECAUSE I PREFER FEELING SORRY FOR MYSELF THAN TO ACTUALLY DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT."
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DeerDance-
Sep 24 7:29 PM
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