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Are fish good for your eyes?


  • ian sawicki
    Jul 25 4:33 PM
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    if i eat fish and chips does that mean i will see better than others?

  • Melodies
    July 25
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    You will definitely have an advanced advantage over others because you will so recently have captured a visual image of fish and chips. So the answer to your question is a definite YES!

    • ian sawicki
      July 25
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      i am not bored, honestly

      • Melodies
        July 25
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        I never imagined you were bored or ever COULD be bored. People with brilliant minds are never bored, you know. Nor are they ever boring.

  • Just Mercedes
    July 25
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    Weighing in for the carrot faction here - I thought fish was a brain food?

  • GreySquirrel
    July 25
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    Trick question. It's the potato that helps you see better, any Irish person will tell you that. Mashed potatoes are better than chips though, you can apply them more easily to the eyelids.

  • Trystan
    July 25
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    When I was a kid my mother always told me it was carrots that were good for my eyes. Then again, I was also told that eating bread crusts would give me curly hair.

  • Scott Adelmann
    July 25
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    Fish is heart food, but the frying kinda erases that whole advantage.

    If you eat fish and chips, you will be eating better than others.

  • GreySquirrel
    July 25
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    I imagine eating fish eyes might be the answer.

  • Yvette Champ
    July 25
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    Mmmm, let me see ( no pun intended! ) Potatoes may sprout "eyes" am not sure chipping them is good for the eyesight but yum yum, old fashioned chip-shop chips are the best!
    They say ( whoever they are) that eating oily fish is conducive to healthy eyes and it can't harm to " swallow" that theory surely?
    What no gherkin? ( shock horror)
    Lmao just recalled when I dated a guy from up North and we went to the chippy after going to the Picture House, he asked for mushy peas with his order and no one knew what he meant lol
    Here's a question for you whilst you're pond/ering fish and eyes...if you wear something inside out whilst you're inside in does it stay that way 'til your outside out?
    Now, those kind of conundrums truly do require brain food and enable one to " see" the optical illusion even, even if it feels as if the brain cell is swelling from a contusion
    Dear Poet, is this your test for today, to see if there is truly a topic on earth that I cannot ramble over ? Lol



    • ian sawicki
      July 25
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      sprouts are great i love them lol though many hate them lol with mushy peas, maybe i wil ask you for a dat yvette and treat yopu to a home made pnacake

  • Yvette Champ
    July 25
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    Ahh, I used to know a lovely Irish girl who called sprouts baby cabbages, isn't that sweet? The secret to successful sprouts is a sprinkling of Sarson's vinegar
    For the home made pancake, decorated with whipped cream for hair and jelly beans for eyes,nose and mouth, I'd bring you the mushy peas
    Lol, have you seen the new coach fares promotion? Anywhere for a pound? Single Journey only and costs triple to return, I ask you, do you not think that as I type thousands are not simply swapping tickets nationwide so that they may also travel back for a pound?!!!
    Hey, bring the ingredients for the pancake with the pan and the panache and I may empty the pennies in the jar and buy a flaggon of scrumpy too!

    • ian sawicki
      July 25
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      hahaha it all comes dopwn to money in the end lol a pound a fiver a tenner, io will pay it for the sake of mushy peas and love

  • Yvette Champ
    July 25
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    I am sure you could make poetry out of mushy peas and love!

    Oh,oh,oh, my good lord above,
    thankyou for sending me a honey
    with mushy peas to laugh with and love,
    my life used to be cloudy, overcast and grey
    and now, now every day is soft green and slushy
    for everything in my heart is mushy

    Omg, I have just written the crime rhyme of the century lol now you know why I don't rhyme but I betcha bottom dollar Amy Winehouse could sing 'bout mushy peas and love and have a no 1 with it and do it with style

    • ian sawicki
      July 25
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      ah the crime of the century by supertramp- what a brillinat album that is -the song hide in your shell mis my all time fav

  • Yvette Champ
    July 25
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    Oh my, I have never heard it but I did track down the Roy Harper songs. Sadly , sobs, sighs, my speakers are broken so I cannot YouTube or listen to video poems, which I love to do. Enough of my rambling re eyes,fish,pancakes,mushy peas and music, I could have met the challenge even if you'd added gelatin spanners and what's it like inside a ping pong ball, lmao

    Ttfn

    • ian sawicki
      July 25
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      oh it is an album thzt neds to be seeked out yopu will love it roy harper is brilliant, though he is not to everyone's taste lol i ave seen him loads of times live he is funny.
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