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Children, oh how they annoy me so...


  • Freak-in-BlackJeans
    Jul 8 2:20 PM
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    you wanted to know about my day right?
    well, this girl kept staring and staring at me with a smile that said "what are you doing? i know what you're doing and it looks sexy" and i felt the utter need to stand up and kill her, i asked her if there was anything i could help her with and she just leaned forward and asked"what" and i repeated the q and she just said it was nothing and she kept staring, called a guy and asked him to lok at me, he just looked for like 3 seconds and left, and she smiled even more and left too...

    while all this was happening, i was here on ap answering some topics. and i rolled my eyes at her a lot to hint her to leave. i felt like a museum artifact... or a rare animal in the zoo... DO NOT FEED!

  • Freak-in-BlackJeans
    July 8
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    I HATE kids... the only exception would be babies and kids older than 10 (except for my sis, who is 10)

  • Lancea Optimus
    July 8
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    Hey now, kids can be shit heads trust me I know I work at a swimming pool and those pool rats are smart ass's, but they are our future. So in the words of Crosby, Stills and Nash, teach the children well.

    Kids from 12 to 14 are bad. That's when they become impressionable.

  • CaptainRedd
    July 10
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    How old was the girl? That's rather disturbing, at least if you're straight, I guess.

    • Freak-in-BlackJeans
      September 5
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      I don't know, she was like, 8 I guess... And yes I am straight. Friends call me bi-curious though. Is it bad to think the female body is a beautiful thing, and stare at a woman when you see a beautiful one?

      • CaptainRedd
        September 5
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        I don't think so! I mean, I guess it's good to "appreciate" your anatomy or your body's make-up or whatever, so I guess that's okay. Crap. I'm rambling in fragments and run-ons again. I shall stop now.

  • Dienush
    July 10
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    Some kids can be really sweet though.

    At least most annoying kids can't harm you like annoying adults do.

    • Freak-in-BlackJeans
      September 4
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      That's what you think.

      • Dienush
        September 4
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        Well, "most" can't. That allows for the exception of a few freaky kids who do seriously do harm. But most kids, even annoying ones, aren't dangerous. Um... common knowledge? Most kids don't start wars, steal large sums of money, kill, rape, do terrorist attacks, ...

        • Freak-in-BlackJeans
          September 5
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          This one kid told everyone he slept with me.. My mom almost had me on probation for that. Just because a 5 year old said a lie.

  • positive anarchy
    July 11
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    I will forever be a child...
    ~Hippie

  • CookieZeal
    September 4
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    Hmmmmm. I know it's hard to believe, but I did the math...
    and there's a 13 year-old in me sssssssssommmmmmmmewhere!
    I use to walk back from a Catholic grade school where there was this older couple who incessantly sat on their rocking chairs on the front porch and watched us pass. I use to think it was suuuuuuuuch a waste. YUCK. I was 13, just learned about the birds and the bees, wanted to be looked at by the boys from the public
    school... not a couple with white hair. How BBBBBBBBbooooooooorring.

    But how did this relate to not liking children. Hm... ..uh.
    OH! Now I remember. They must've liked ME anyway.
    So now that I am nearly 'elderly', I am grateful when young ones like me
    and find me not boring.

    Was first published one year after that as a matter of fact.

    • Freak-in-BlackJeans
      September 5
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      Cookie! Wow, I never talk with you, it seems amazing. I just randomly added you. Anyway, wow, it is creepy when elderly people stare at you, I should know. Kids seem to be more fond of me the meaner I get. I guess they just like to see me mad, because I hear them planning on how mad they'll get me. Sometimes my sister plans with my dad. Is there no limit to my hate?

  • CookieZeal
    September 5
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    I found this brilliant and how well you have observed:
    "Kids seem to be more fond of me the meaner I get. I guess they just like to see me mad, because I hear them planning on how mad they'll get me"
    The thing is... it is not hatred after all, but a limited understanding of what to do with those little rug rats.

    Anyhoo... I appreciate you. Made me smile!
    Write about it,kiddo. Oops. Did I say, 'KIDd-O?

    Blessings, CookieZeal

    • Freak-in-BlackJeans
      September 5
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      Meh, probably. I plan to bomb them anyway, so.. There's not enough room in this world for them
      Anyway, yay! Someone appreciates me! Happiness fills inside me!

      And, KIDdo? Gee, thanks...

      on

      = me
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