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lol- what to do in a store


  • breakingdawn-kitten
    Jul 7 5:35 PM
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    1- put on the ugliest clothes in the store over your clothes and run around the store screaming "i am a kraken from the sky"
    2- go up to random people and say "i know where you live"
    3- hold out candy and say "want some crack?"

  • PrayenForHayden
    July 7
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    But why?

  • Freak-in-BlackJeans
    July 8
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    When you walk out and the clerk says "Have a nice day" drop everything and scream at him/her "WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME!!!"

    • RatherSpiffing
      July 11
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      That made me giggle.

      Sounds like something I would say in jest but not to a checkout person!

  • Benji Ballerina
    July 8
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    Rip open a bag of Skittles and throw them at random costumers yelling "Taste the Rainbow!" and when the ignore you, chase after them, pelting them with the Skittle shouting "TASTE THE FRICKIN RAINBOW!!"

    • Freak-in-BlackJeans
      July 8
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      xD I do something like that to my friends in school... wouldn't it be funnier to do it with m&m's and with the skittles slogan?

    • ixtli
      July 8
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      Hey! I like that idea!!! I'm totally going to do that sometime.

    • CaptainRedd
      July 9
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      Did you make that up? That's hilarious, Irish! Now I will have a party to celebrate my laughter. Yay!

      • Benji Ballerina
        July 9
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        That one was not mine, unfortunately. Neopets again. But out of all two hundred plus, that's one of the few that I really remember.

        • CaptainRedd
          July 9
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          Pythagoras, dang it! Then how come I've never seen it before?

          • Benji Ballerina
            July 9
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            I did make one up concerning Wal-Mart. Taking a Sharpie to the Smiley Face. Moustaches, devil horns, vampire teeth, ect.

    • RatherSpiffing
      July 11
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      THAT made me laugh.

      *makes mental note to do so*

  • Slaughter Lord
    July 8
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    haha you guys have CrAzY ideas!!hehe I like them....

  • PrayenForHayden
    July 9
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    Okay here I got one.....

    When the intercom sounds depicting voices of "Attention Walmart shoppers". Get into the fetelposition screaming "IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!!!!!"

    • Benji Ballerina
      July 9
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      I MADE THAT ONE UP TWO YEARS AGO ON NEO! WHERE'S MY CREDIT?!

      • CaptainRedd
        July 9
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        On your Visa card! There!

      • PrayenForHayden
        July 9
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        WHAHHAHAHHAT/?!?>!! DAT BE ME PHRASE FROM MAH AWESOME BRAIN!!!

        U LIE!!!!

        • Benji Ballerina
          July 10
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          I'M NOT! Two years ago, on Neopets, WE made the "Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-Mart". THAT was the one *I* made up!

          • PrayenForHayden
            July 10
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            Who is we??!

            I SMELL BS FROM THE INTAWEB CONNECTOR! >

            U BE CHEETIN!!!!

            • Benji Ballerina
              July 10
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              "We" as in, the other Neopians who just happened to be on the "Evil Things And Moster Sightings" board, and myself. "We" who made up the list.

  • Cibtastic
    July 11
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    I usually just buy something.
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