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Yes, once again, the Teen Board just wouldn't be the same without them.
There are hundreds of lies to choose from. They're completely unoriginal and have been constantly repeated and reworded since Internet forums began. They weren't convincing back then, and they're even less convincing now.
Here are just some of my favourites:
"I'm pregnant."
"I spent five years of my life in a mental asylum."
"All of my best friends committed suicide."
UPDATE:
"I'm a bipolar, bisexual suffering from OCD, ADD and manic depression. I was recently pregnant, more than once, but lost both children through miscarriages. I have no friends because they all committed suicide, following my own ten failed attempts at trying to commit suicide. My Mom really hates me and she told me that she tried to abort me more than once. My Dad hits and rapes me. My Uncle sexually abuses me. I've just spent the last 5 years of my life in a mental asylum. I've liked emo music all my life – even when I was still a foetus, my Mom, whilst trying to abort me, listened to My Chemical Romance."
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"Everyone is just jelous because they aren't me!"
Said by my at-the-time worst enemy. Oddly enough, we're actually sorta friends now. -
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And umm, were you jealous that you weren't her?
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No, which is why it was a lie. And I wasn't the only one. A girl with her locker next to mine muttered "If I were her I'd commit suicide".
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Ah, was this girl a beast?
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If by "beast" you mean "Self-Proclaimed Queen Bee", then yes. But the key word here is was. She's nice now.
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not anymore
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xD ok my turn!
"Why do you hate me?!?!?" -
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Umm, that's not really a lie... that's probably one for the Favourite Whiny Teenager Phrase list...
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Oh! xD I didn't read correctly.
well, it IS a lie, when you say it after your parents buy you a horse with a tat that says happy b-day we love you...
umm ok, a lie...
"Nao! I LOVE your shoes!" Later behind my back. "Now she won't change shoes and she'll still look hideous! HA!"
"I don't have a crush on your boyfriend... I just like spending every minute of the day with him, and making sure he spends more time with me than with you so he'll break up with you."
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"My life is so hard. I have depression."
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Yes, getting upset because a you spilt guyliner on your drainpipe jeans isn't depression.
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It certainly isn't.
Hmm. Your picture in the first post is the Mondeo, but here it is the Focus. How odd. But not particularly interesting...
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Oh, and that sort of relates to the modern classic whiny teenager lie:
"I'm bipolar."
NO YOU'RE FUCKING NOT. -
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...You'd feel so bad if a teenager who really DOES have bipolar reads that...or if a friend of a bipolar reads it...
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I wouldn't give a shit.
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I can see that your senstivity tank is on empty. Is it soaring in prices more than gas?
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Well, yes, that's certainly grinding my gears.
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my mom's bipolar.. my bro is bipolar... and my mom says there is a small chance I'm bipolar too...
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*Shoots angry look at Ford*
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lol xD but even though my mom hasn't taken my bro to a doc she is absolutely positive he's bipolar becase he has the exact same simptons she does, and even though she says i might be but improbably not, o.o, i am identical to my bro... except that he's a guy and i'm a girl.
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too hard to identify
learn to deal with delusional psychosis
I know the scalp isn't caving in because scalps don't do that -
If someone was actually Bi-polar, they wouldn't whine about it on the internet.
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ummm i don't whine about it.. in fact i think this is the first time i tell anyone online that my bro ish bipolar and that i might be... lol, but i dont whine about it, it sure explains my mood swings when i was like, 9 and 10 and 11 and 13 and, o nvm, after that my mom used the red dot excuse for it.. so do i, lol.
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Similary my brother also suffers from it. It's not really my place to whine about it as I don't live with him, but when people tell me that their 13/14 and have tried to kill themselves because their bi-polar, and seeing as bi-polar is hard to diagnose at such an early age I tend to ignore them as a) I don't care, and b ) their probably lying.
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Oh, I forgot to add that in.
They're probably just a bit down. Or your phrase works just as well. -
I actually am =/ but people do use that a lot. If you think im lying ask my doctor person or psychologist whatever she is.
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I don't actually believe you. You don't do yourself any favours though as you can't even remember the profession of the person you see.
Plus you're 14.
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You stole my one!
I am starting to remember Saturday night a bit more now. I am really really sorry! -
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It's a classic.
It was fun, Megan... don't apologise! -
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Oh but I was very very intoxicated.
I'm still suffering. Last night I came 6th out of 9 in the pub quiz. i don't understand it myself i'm usually on the ball. But no. This is what no sleep does to you.
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screw you.. I dont know who you are or who you think you are but you should never say that because that hurts people that do have depressiona nd who fight themselves every night over it because ass wholes like u say things like that
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No, you don't know who I am.
The point is that some teenagers, and the emphasis here is on some, take their lives for granted. They think that because their parents shouted at them or told them they couldn't meet that boy off myspace their life is unbearable. They do not know the meaning of the word unbearable.
Yes, I know that some people have depression. Trust me, I know. These people are not the ones who come to a poetry site and cry about the emotional turmoil that no one understands.
Referring to me as an "ass whole" is not only incorrect spelling, (it should be "hole"), but utterly pointless and unfounded. -
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HAHAHA! Welcome to my world, Nicki. A world of constant angsty teenage backlash:
"omg i cnt bleev u jst sd dat!$£ u r goin to hellll!!!!"
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Screw her? Mate people who fight depression are not looking for sympathy on a poetry website...
I don't care if people lie on here, its pathetic but what are you going to do. But when it's something that I feel strongly about, or have witnessed first hand I won't let stupid 13 yr olds tell everyone how hard there life is. My brother wasn't even aware he had depression until it was obvious that something was wrong, he won't even admit to it, and refuses most medication. People who whine abot how hard their lives are really need to grow up, you can still have a life and be happy with bi-polar. I have a perfect example of this, it doesn not ruin your life...so shut the hell up?
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"I'VE TRIED SUICIDE TWENTY-SEVEN TIMES AND I THINK NUMBER TWENTY-EIGHT WILL BE THE CHARM!!11!1111!!11!1"
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OOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGZZZZZZZZZZ£$£%trgGFBVCV£$*$^()£%*^)$*£^£$)^*£$)^*£$)^
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"I'M GONNA DO IT. I'M REALY GONNA DO IT.
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JUST WATCH ME IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME, IT'S GONNA HAPPEN!!11!11!1!!!!" -
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DNT D00 ITT, K?!! U HV S0W MUTCH 2 LIV 4, K3?" U SHD TLK 2 MI!£ EYE N0E WUT U R GOWIN FRU!!"£"£%%"£
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xD hahaha!!!! lol
OMG that is sooooo funayh *ish stared at weirdly by grandma* (mutters: gee, thanks a lot...) XD
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"I AM vampire'
'You just don't undertand' (oh, we understand pretty well alright... )
A lot of people like to claim to have been raped or something. Not too much on here. But the internet in general.
'I'm actually '
'My parents totally hate me and my mum tried to abort me'
'I have a really slow internet connection' (people like to use this one on games a lot. Your connection is fine, you just really suck at this!)
Also many teenagers like to talk about theie non-existant sex lives in very graphic terms.
On a lot of otherkin sites and the like there are kids who claim to be demon/celestial dancer/dragon/gryphon/klingon kin. And they're ALSO a gerbil/goat/rabbit/wolf/spider/ape therian!!! (You CANNOT possibly be that many freakin things!!) -
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I was going to mention the rape thing... and often by their own parents... but I wasn't brave enough. I've already written two bad words on this thread.
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I don't think it really matters if you say bad words on here unless you're attacking somebody or something. Even then... you can normally slip under the radar
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"We couldn't allow the group to remain. It wasn't the only group removed and I'm sure it will not be in the future, but like I said we don't "look" for them, they are reported."
Amunet Wolfbane In response to your complaint
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Unfortunately one in four children have been sexually abused by someone before the age of 16, like abused, no consent. So it is quite possible that one is true at least some of the time.
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hey, my mom DID try to abort me... she said so herself and i saw the original diary entry when she wrote that
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OH this ones my favorite!!!!
"I can't concentrate because I have ADD" -
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Yes! I forgot about that one! I think having bipolar is a bit more trendy than having ADD now, though. However, there was a time when ADD was all the rage.
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"I'm emo! Get over it if you don't like it." NO YOU AREN'T!! If you are a genre of music than I wish to exploit you for millions of dollars. Thank you.
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"I've had 13 misscariages and i'm 15"
"I'm 14 but i've been through so much more than you"
"My life is so hard"
"I tried to kill myself" I bet you didn't. I hate that one especially, I don't think anyone who has tried to kill themselves could possibly come on here and moan about it. That's just idiotic.
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Oh, the first one's great! So many whiny teenagers claim to have miscarriages, because when they realise people have caught onto their original lie of getting pregnant, they decide to get rid of the baby. Abortion might be frowned upon, so they have a miscarriage... and are thus completely blameless. To them, that's really clever.
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