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15 FUN WAYS TO BE KCIKED OUT OF WAL MART


  • BjdObbsessed
    Jul 4 12:42 PM
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    15 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Wal*Mart

    1-wander through the store dressed in all black with a fake walkie-talkie humming the Mission Impossible theme. When someone asks what you're doing, scream "LOOK OUT!!!" and push them behind a shelf

    2-Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly after they take one.

    3-Buy 350 packets of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!!" once the cashier tells you the price

    4-Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask someone where you can find some "musical devices"

    5-when the announcer-thing comes on, throw yourself on the floor and scream "THE VOICES!!!THEY'RE BACK!!!"

    6-start a fish stick fight

    7-walk up to random people and give them giant bear hugs. Then scream "I MISSED YA, MAN!!!!!!!"

    8-(this requires a friend) Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming "The British are coming!!!"

    9-walk up to an employee and murmur "code red in aisle 3" and see what they do

    10-slip a bra and a lacey pink th0ng into a really macho-looking man's cart (just make sure he doesn't have any girls with him)

    11-attempt to fly off a high shelf

    12-throw confetti on random people walking into the store

    13-whisper "I know your "little secret"' to people in the checkout line

    14-stand inside the freezer at the frozen food section

    15-walk up to empoyees and whisper "I saw dead people...They want me to take you away...to aisle 8...

  • BjdObbsessed
    July 4
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    *NOTE* I did not come up with these

  • Benji Ballerina
    July 4
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    Why is it that every time I post something on Neopets, two years later I see it on here?

    Though, on Neo, we came up with 200 and something...

    • positive anarchy
      July 4
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      Oh yeah, neopets...man, I poned that evil monsters board...I was wit it wit the emos, man...pawning noobs, making fun of walmart lists...

      But you couldn't cuss on neopets...damn, I couldn't clean my mouth!
      ~Hippie

      • Benji Ballerina
        July 4
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        Didja get iced?

        • positive anarchy
          July 4
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          Of course...I was frickin trying to role play, and was being really clean...here is what I wrote...

          "Daniel stood erect on the mound, pointing his lance towards the blood worn sky in motionless defeat."

          I wasn't being (teen board is profanity free ) sexual, but the filters went BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP...and my account, my pets, were MURDERED...


          ~Hippie

      • shattered-soapbubble
        July 4
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        It wasn't that you can't cuss that irritated me. They like analized every single thing you say to make sure you're not polluting little kid's minds.
        I got banned for saying that it's better to have huge hair than huge boobs. They said I'm not allowed to talk about the size of my body parts. I wasn't aware that my hair was a body part...

        • positive anarchy
          July 6
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          Exactly! And then meanwhile, these highly brilliant people are creating the most graphic sex scenes that can bypass the filters...funny, but horribly ironic.

          ~Hippie

          • Benji Ballerina
            July 6
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            You can't even say "hole" on the boards. I, too, was in an RP, and as I tried to type, "She tossed the Lupe into the cavernous hole", they wouldn't let me type it.

            • positive anarchy
              July 6
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              remember when 'alien' was banned?
              And there was a frickin neopet that was an alien!
              ~Hippie

              • Benji Ballerina
                July 6
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                No, I do not. Why was it banned?

                Currently, there is an apostrophe ban, that's been going on since Jan. or Dec. I even wrote to the Neopian Times editorial, and it got in a week or so ago!

                • positive anarchy
                  July 6
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                  wtf? Are apostrophes racist or something?
                  Come on
                  ~Hippie

                  • Benji Ballerina
                    July 6
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                    Ever since the new site updates. It's a glitch that they refuse to fix. I don't know if it's just on the Guild Boards, but I know you can still use apostrophes on the Neomail. Because of my Grammar Nazi-ishness, I just don't compound my words anymore.

                    • positive anarchy
                      July 6
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                      *gasp*
                      When that dressing your pet krap came, I was so excited...until I realized all my clothes were USELESS! Then I flew the handle and quit.

                      It took up too much of time anyways, those damn dailies.
                      ~Hippie

                      • Benji Ballerina
                        July 6
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                        Mm. I only have a few wearable clothes that I got from events or from the Advent Calander. In order to get the good clothes, you have to actually PAY money. As in, USD, or Pounds, or Euros, ect.

                        • positive anarchy
                          July 6
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                          I had all this tye dyed stuff that I had amassed over the years that was POINTLESS!
                          ~Hippie

    • Foolish Mortal
      July 4
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      I have friends who frequent neo..

  • Benji Ballerina
    July 4
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    Wait a minute! Number 5 is the one *I* made up!

  • -BlackKnight-
    July 4
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    Seen these before.

    A better one would be to dial into their PA system and announce something like "Attention all employees: Code Brown. Again, to all employees: Code Brown", and then see what happens.

  • Bella Cullen
    July 4
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    that was funny it took me 15 minutes to get up off the floor and stop laughing then i told my dad and by the time i got to the first word i was rolling on the floor again.

  • ForeverLastingComa
    July 4
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    i've seen this before also..i think the funniest one is #3

  • XPandyxFangirlX
    July 5
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    HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!
    I'ma do these someday!!
    Also, there's another one:
    Go inside a rack of clothes and murmur when someone comes along, "buy meeee.... buuuuy meee....."
    HAHA I did that once. Then my mom told me to get out of there. When I came out there was a few people with wide eyes !!! Hahahaha.
    Last night people probably thought I was drunk because I went to a fourth of july party and I kept saying, "blewberrys." And then, "blewberrys on brownies." HAHAHA. Then I came home and went to bed at midnight. LOL!

  • CaptainRedd
    July 6
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    I think it would be great to grab a box of food stuffs off the shelf and start handing out "free samples". It'd be even more amusing if you did it right next to the "official" Wal-Mart sample lady.

    Some of these things I've never seen before. I love 7, 8, and 15 the best. I should collect all the ones I've ever heard and compile 'em into a list. It would be like a portfolio! Imagine that!

    • Freak-in-BlackJeans
      July 7
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      my sis does that... then dad gets pissed off and has to pay for everything she took...

  • BjdObbsessed
    July 7
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    #16 Go into the changing room and wait a few moments, then scvream 'WAI A SECOND< WHERES THE TOILET PAPER????!??!?!?'

    • Freak-in-BlackJeans
      July 7
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      *rolls around in laughter, is stared at strangely by her freaky slightly retarded cousin and bitchy cousin, is questioned by her grandma, is almost sent to the psycologist...* shoot. thanks a lot... XD

  • breakingdawn-kitten
    July 7
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    i do doz

  • BlackRose1321
    July 7
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    that shit is hilarious

  • Kristinmw
    July 7
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    Ha this is So Funny

    I perfer to Sing in Walmart and also Breakdance

  • OnlyXMe
    July 7
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    Hah

    I loved it I laughed so fricken hard

  • Matt Holck
    July 8
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    insist that a cashier says
    "they won't help you"
    instead of
    "they can't help you"

    • Freak-in-BlackJeans
      July 8
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      lo-friggin'-l xDDD
      Also, go to the cashier and when you get the price of what you're buying, scream and shout from "suprisement" of the "unbearibly high prices" and whisper in the cashier's ear "I know where you work..."

  • Meganandarainbow
    July 8
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    Er i'm not 12?

  • fallingintoadream
    July 8
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    a couple of kids at my highschool had a lite saber(or is it saver?) fite in walmart and posted a video of it on youtube-but there are like a million of them.

  • Aeris Silverlight
    July 10
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    Fuunniest prank ever played in a supermarket:

    http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=OIIRmIQVXrE

    Asda is the British WalMart, for those who didn't know ^_^

  • adctdtosugr09
    July 10
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    I got kicked out once because me and my friends got the bikes and rode them around the store!!! plus threw the big bals back and forth, MEGA FUN!

  • kiwi fruit
    July 14
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    I've done the freezer thing before with some frinds. lets just say It is really cold after 5 minutes. we ddn't get kicked out but we goot alot of strange looks.
    I love those big balls they rock

  • kiwi fruit
    July 15
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    I thought of some more... 16-19 were acctually not mine it was from a friend I emailed the list to

    16. Get mosquito netting and drape it around the tents in the camping section... when anyone walks by whisper loudly "shhhh they're coming!"

    17. three words: sound of music. get rose petals, dress up like gung ho julia roberts and skip down the aisles belting "THE HILLS ARE aLIVE! WITH THE SOUND OF MUSIC!!!"

    18. when an employee asks you for help reply, "in accordance with the prophecy"

    19. crawl around on your hands and knees, muttering, "for the children" (actually that's kinda depressing)

    20. go prancing up and down the isles sing "this is the song that never ends it just goes on and on my friends some people started singing it not knowing how it goes so this is why its the song I chose"


    or...I have dome this before actually

    21. go to the coffee isle and smell all the coffee bean dispensers and then get small bag of the best smelling kind and smuggle it out of the store in your purse.


  • Bella Cullen
    August 14
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    I LOVE THIS!!! MY TEC TEACHER DOES TO. *rolling on floor laughing*
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