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You wanna hear about my day?


  • Lancea Optimus
    Jun 10 3:00 PM
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    So I wake up this morning and get ready to go to the local swimming pool to help out with swimming lessons. I had to take an alternate route because floods have ravaged parts of Indiana. After a few hours of hanging out with little kids and helping them learn how to swim, I left and headed over to the park to check out this big tree the fell over after a big storm. As I was over there I hear the scream of a female. I began to investigate and I see a Mexican and some white trash guy harassing this sweet innocent cute girl. They were younger so I wasn't too intimidated. I imagined a scenario in my head where I rescued this poor girl and got laid afterwards. I thought I'd give it a shot so I was like, "Hey assholes why don't you leave her alone!?" I approached them to have a little talk...but they weren't smart enough to understand negotiation. I got in one little fight and mom got scared. She said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I begged and pleaded with her day after day but she packed my suite case and send me on my way. She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket. I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.
    I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I can say this cab is rare but I thought "Now forget it" -"Yo homes to Bel Air". I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes smell ya later". I looked at my kingdom I was finally there to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.

  • lovemybigbroalways
    June 27
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    Very Awesome!

  • positive anarchy
    June 30
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    Now, this is a story all about how
    My life got flipped-turned upside down
    And I liked to take a minute
    Just sit right there
    I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

    In west Philadelphia born and raised
    On the playground was where I spent most of my days
    Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
    And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
    When a couple of guys
    Who were up to no good
    Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
    I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
    She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

    I begged and pleaded with her day after day
    But she packed my suite case and send me on my way
    She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
    I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

    First class, yo this is bad
    Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
    Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like?
    Hmmmmm this might be alright.

    But wait I hear there're prissy, wine all that
    Is Bel-Air the type of place they send this cool cat?
    I don't think sow
    I'll see when I get there
    I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

    Well, the plane landed and when I came out
    There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
    I ain't trying to get arrested
    I just got here
    I sprang with the quickness like lightening, disappeared

    I whistled for a cab and when it came near
    The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
    If anything I can say this cab is rare
    But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'

    I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
    And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
    I looked at my kingdom
    I was finally there
    To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air



    Real Original.
    ~Hippie

  • whos my humblepie
    June 30
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    how cute is this
    luv this thread.

  • Calling Lost Angels
    September 3
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    hmmm...idk?
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