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HELLO TO EVERYONE WHO VISITS MY PAGE TO TELL YOU A LITTLE ABOUT MYSELF MY NAME IS AISHIA AKA BIGBIRD. I AM ONE OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL HARD CORE PREP CORE GIRL YOU WILL EVER MEET LOL.MY FAVORITE COLORS ARE BLACK RED AND GREEN.MOST OF MY FREINDS ARE GOTHIC AND EMO BUT THE MAJORITY OF THEM ARE GOTH. MY FAVORITE BANDS OUR MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE AND SLIPKNOT. MY FAVORITE SONGS ARE WELCOME TO THE BLACK PARADE AND ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOU BY MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE. AND WAIT AND BLEED BY SLIPKNOT. IN THE SCHOOL BAND AT WASHINGTON UNION HIGH SCHOOL.I PLAY THE CLARINET AND ITS THE BEST DAMN INSTRUMENT IN THE WORLD THE BEST THAT YOU WILL HEAR EVER I KNOW IT FUCKEN ROCKS. I AM THE #1 BITCH AND THAT MEANS YOU REALY SHOULDENT PISS ME OFF I HATE STUCK UP FREINDS AND PEOPLE WHO ACT LIKE THEY ARE SOMTHING THAT THEY ARE NOT SO IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE KIND OF PEOPLE PLEASE GET OFF MY FUCKEN PAGE BUT IF YOU ARE NOT THE GO AHEAD AND SCROLL DOWN AND LOOK AT WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT.

Place this on your account if you have ever tried or thought of suicide
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(x) Smoked a cigarette
(x) Drank so much you threw up
(X) Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back (That's me in just about /every/ relationship)
(_) Been arrested (don't ask me /how/ I didn't get arrested)
(x) Gone on a blind date
(X) Skipped school
(_) Seen someone die
(_) Been to Canada
(_) Been to Florida
(_) Been to Mexico
(_) Been on a plane
(X) Been lost

(_) Been on the opposite side of the country
(_) Gone to Washington , DC
(X) Swam in the ocean
(X) Felt like dying.... (currently)
(X) Cried yourself to sleep (All this week)
(_) Played cops and robbers
(_) Recently colored with crayons
(_) Sang karaoke badly (Well...not badly. Just out of time with the song )
(X) paid for a meal with only coins (Yesterday, a /very/ nice tearoom on Bute )

(X) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't
(X) Made prank phone calls

(_) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
(_) Laughed until liquid came out of the other end
(_) Caught a snowflake on your tongue.
(x) Danced in the rain (heh, riverdance. Yeah, I'm crazy)

(X) Written a letter to Santa Claus
(x) Been kissed under the mistletoe (Want to be...)

(_) Watched the sun rise with someone you care about {I'm usually awake /way/ before the sun rises.}
(x) Blown bubbles
(_) Made a bonfire on the beach
(x) Crashed a party
(X) Gone roller-skating
(X) Ice-skating
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*A girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road..
Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.
(In the paper the next day)
A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.
If you would ever do this for someone....then post this on your page asap!!
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10 Commandments of MCR
1.) Thou shall not put a gun to thy lover's head
2.) Thou shall be willing to die for love
3.) Thou shall seek revenge on those who wrong you
4.) Thou shall be a demolition lover
5.) Thou shall unleash the bats
6.) Thou shall protect thy lover from everything (even vampires)
7.) Thou shall respect thy lord, Gerard
8.) Thou shall sing the holy hymns of the chemical romance
9.) Thou shall see beauty in a bloody romance
10.) Thou shall rock hard

PART OF AN INTERVIEW FROM MCR
Interviewer: Free Michael or free Martha?
Frank: Kindersex.
Bob: Yes.
Gerard: Free Michael.
Frank: Who?
Mikey: Michael Jackson?
Ray: I guess, oh Michael Jackson?
Gerard: Neither,how bout' that?
Frank: Lock 'em both up. Together.

MCR QUOTES
'Hey girls, you're beautiful. Whether you're a size 32 or a size 18. As long as you're a good person. As long as you respect others and yourself. Don't listen to those fashion magazines. Hey girls, you're beautiful' - Gerard Way.

Cameraman: So, did you read Ellen DeGeneres's new book?
Frank: Yeah.
Cameraman: How was it?
Frank: It made me a lesbian

Dont piss your life away with suicide
- it's a bullshit way out
- Gerard Way

First kiss. With who and where? - Leah Miller of Much Music
That was actually how I met Bob - Frank

Frank: Has goldfinger ever had a flock of mooses advancing on him? It's a terrifying sight.
Mikey: That's not the plural of moose, it's moosi.
Gerard: Fuck off, it's meese

Interviewer: Why should the world give a damn about My Chemical Romance?

Gerard: Because we give a damn about it.
Frank: Save your life.
Gerard: Yeah. Good enough for me, and there are so few people that actually do give a damn about the world.
Frank: Yeah.

Interviewer: Very true

Gerard: I have a nihilistic attitude so it's like, the new gay...it's popular. You know what I mean?
Frank: Popsicle is the new black.
Gerard: What did I say? Oh yeah. Screaming is the new gay, everybody's doing it.
Frank: I wish it were Popsicle.
Gerard: Popsicles?
Frank: Popsicles should be the new black and then everyone would have one.
Mikey: I like Popsicles

Just cause you're bigger than me, just cause you're smarter than me, does not mean.. no way, no how.. I'm sucking you off.. for any amount of money!-Gerard Way


Look at me, with my pretty bracelet and tiara... I'm a f*ckin' princess!
-Gerard

People think we're rich vampires.
-Gerard Way

The Devil got landed with a shitty job, he has to deal with assholes everyday, he's probably bored as hell.
-Gerard

We just have to watch Mikey and make sure he doesn't put anymore forks in the toaster
- Frank Lero

So what's the meanest thing your band mates have ever done to you while on tour?
Ray: Don't even get me started the list could go on for hours.
Gerard: Come on. You know we pick on Mikey more than anyone.
Frank: We've all had our days.
Gerard: Once you guys fucked up my samich and let me eat it.
I always thought it was sandwich
Gerard: When mikey was little he would say samich and it just kind of stuck.
Bob: Tell her what they did to the sandwich!
Mikey: Oh god no.
Gerard: I was making a tuna and whip cream samich and I left for a second to go check on something. When I came back my samich was no longer whip cream and tuna it was Mikey's cum and tuna. It was so fucking disgusting. I swear I'll get you back for that.
Mikey: Yeah and you did. I remember this one time when you and Frankie zipped me up in a sleeping bag and dumped me in the pool at that one Sheraton hotel because I wouldn't go up to that creepy floor with you guys.

MY FAVORITE SONG:YELLOW BRICK ROAD/ BY:MARSHAL MATHERS

What we have to do is deal with it when these idividuals are young enough. If you wish to be saved, not in a religious sense but not to constitute what this country at times calls if or which over. We seem to be approaching an age of the gross. We all have this idea that we should move up from our parents station and each generation should do a little bit better.

[Verse 1- Eminem]
Come on, let's cut the bullshit enough
Let's get it started, let's start addressing this issue and open it up
Let's take this shit back to bassmint
And we can disscuss statements thats made on this tape
And its whole origin of the music that we all know and love
The music that we all enjoy the music you all accuse me of tryna destroy
Let's rewind it to 89 when I was a boy on the east side of Detroit
Crossin 8 Mile in the warnin and hit territory
I'd like to share a story, this is my story and cant no body tell it for me

You will well inform me, I am well aware that I don't belong here
You've made that perfectly clear, I get my ass kicked damn near everywhere
From Bel-Air shopping center just for stopping in there
From the black side all the way to the white side
Okay there's a bright side a day that I might slide
You may call it a past I call it haulin my ass
Through that patch of grass over them railroad tracks
Oh them railroad tracks, them old railroad tracks
Them good old notorious oh well known tracks

[Chorus x2]
Come on lets go back
Follow the yellow brick road as we go on another episode
Journey with me as I take you through this nifty little place
I once used to call home sweet home

[Verse 2- Eminem]
I'd roam the streets so much they call me a drifter
Sometimes I stick up a thumb just to hitch hike
Just to get picked up to get me a lift to 8 mile and van dike
And steal a god damn bike from somebody's backyard
And drop it off at the park that was the half way mark
To meet Kim had to walk back to her mama's and charmas after dark
To sneak me in the house when I'm kicked out my mom's
That's about the time I first met Proof with poof and Gary on the steps
Said I's board handin out some flyers, he was doin some talent shows
At center line, I had told him to stop by and check this out sometime

He looked at me like I'm out my mind shook his head like white boys dont know how to rhyme
I spit out a line and rhymed birthday with first place
And we both had the same rhymes that sound alike
[ Lyrics found on http://www.metrolyrics.com ]

We was on the same shit that Big Daddy Kane shit with compound syllables sound combined
From that day we was down to ride somehow we knew we'd meet again somewhere down the line

[Chorus x2]
Come on lets go back
Follow the yellow brick road as we go on another episode
Journey with me as I take you through this nifty little place
I once used to call home sweet home

[Verse 3- Eminem]
My first year in 9th grade, can't forget that day at school
It was cool till your man MC Sham came through
And said that Puma was the brand 'cause the clan makes troops
It was rumors but man god damned they flew
Musta been true because man we done banned they shoes

I had the new ones the Cool J, Ice land swayed too
And we just threw them in the trash like they yesterday's news
Guess who came through next, X clam debut
Professor X and glorious exists in a state of red, black, and green
With a key sissies now with this bein a new trend
We don't fit in crackas is out with Cactus albums
Blackness is in, African symbols and medallions
Represents black power and we ain't know what it meant
Me and my man Howard and ??? would go to the mall with 'em
All over our necks like we're showin 'em off not knowin at all
We was bein laughed at you ain't even half black
You ain't supposed to have that homie let me grab that
And that Flavor Flave clock we gon' have to snatch that
All I remember is meetin back at Manix's basement
Sayin how we hate this, our races wit dope the x clan take this
Which reminds me back in 89 me and Kim broke up for the first time
She was tryna two time me and there was this black girl
At our school who thought I was cool 'cause I rapped so she was kinda eyein me
And oh the irony guess what her name was ain't even gon' say it plus
The same color hair as hers was and blue contacts and a pair of jugs
The bombest god damn girl in our whole school if I could pull it
Not only would I become more popular but I would be able to piss Kim off at the same time
But it backfired I was supposed to dump her but she dumped me for this black guy
And thats the last I ever seen or heard or spoke to the oh foolish pride girl
But I've heard people say they heard the tape and it ain't that bad
But it was I singled out a whole race and for that apologize
I was wrong 'cause no matter what color a girl is she still a [whore?]

[Chorus x2]
Come on lets go back
Follow the yellow brick road as we go on another episode
Journey with me as I take you through this nifty little place
I once used to call home sweet home