me hi my name is Bethany. im 13 and live in a small almost non existing town in clay county alabama.My friends are kayla , kristen , & molly.my life is pretty boring so yeah thats about it.
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98% of Teens don't believe in God, if your one of the 2% that does;
put this on your page.
?I promise you my heart? ?I promise you my life? ?I promise we'll never be apart? ?I promise not to hurt you? ?I promise to never make you cry? ?I promise to always trust you? ?I promise not to lie? ?I promise you forever? ?I promise you tonight? ?I promise you my respect? ?I promise to do things right? ?I promise to always be there? ?I promise until the end? ?I promise to always love you? ?I promise to be your best friend? ?I promise you my love? ?I promise you my life? ?I promise this forever? ?I promise our friendship is my life? ?your the PEANUT to my BUTTER ,? ?your the STAR to my BURST,? ?your the M to my M,? ?your the POP to my TART,? ?your the MILKY to my WAY,? ?your the FRUIT to my LOOP,? ?your the MILK to my DUDS,? ?your the LUCKY to my CHARMS,? ?your the ICE to my CREAM,? but mostly.... ?your the BEST to my FRIEND?
if you know someone like this post this on your page.
FRIENDS: FAKE OR REAL????
FAKE FRIENDS: try to make you do sumthing you don't want to
REAL FRIENDS: are the reason you don't have regrets
FAKE FRIENDS: call your parents Mr./Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: call your parents DAD/MOM
FAKE FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong
REAL FRIENDS: would sit next to you saying "Damn.... we Screwed up... but that s**t was fun!"
FAKE FRIENDS: never ask for food
REAL FRIENDS: are the reasons you never have food
FAKE FRIENDS: borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
REAL FRIENDS: keep you stuff so long they forget it's yours
FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you
REAL FRIENDS: could write a book about you with direct quotes from you
FAKE FRIENDS: will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
REAL FRIENDS: will kick the whole crowds a$$ that left you
FAKE FRIENDS: would knock on your front door
REAL FRIENDS: walk right in and say "I'M HOME!!"
FAKE FRIENDS: are for awhile
REAL FRIENDS: are for life
FAKE FRIENDS: will take your drink away when they think you've had enough
REAL FRIENDS:will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Female Dog drink the rest of that you know we don't wate Crap
FAKE FRIENDS: will talk Crap to the person who talks Crap about you
REAL FRIENDS: will knock them out
FAKE FRIENDS: would ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: will send this to all their real friends and hope to get it back
You know you live in 2008 when...
1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
~*!*~ 16 Things to do at Wal-Mart ~*!*~
1. Get 24 boxes of depends and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares.... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! '
16. Open up a TV and start poking around inside of it with a serious look on your face. When on of the employees asks why you are messing with the inside of the TV, look at him like he's stupid and say, "I'm trying to disable the bomb, only I can't remember if it's the blue, green or red wire that I cut to disarm it. I didn't really complete my training.....darn that man....." Look back at the TV and point to a wire and then scream "BOOM!" and then start laughing.
THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR
1) When there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn’t you.
2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, “Hi Chinel. How’s your day been?”
6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”
7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator while saying work it girl! And telling them to pose.
8)Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment
9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
10) Leave a box in the cornerwith a wind up clock in it, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
12) Ask, “Did you feel that?”
13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14) When the doors close, announce to the others, “It’s okay, don’t panic, they open again!”
15) Swat at flies that don’t exist.
16) Tell people that you can see their aura.
17) Call out, “Group Hug!” and then enforce it.
18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, “Shut up, all of you, just shut up!”
19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, “Got enough air in there?”
20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off
21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, “Your one of THEM!” and back away slowly.
22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers
23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, “I have new socks on”.
26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, “This is MY personal space”
a perfect boyfriend : )
* Every girl dreams that one day she will find a guy that does these things for her. Even the smallest action can have the BIGGEST impact in someone's life. Pay attention.
** give her one of your t-shirts to sleep in.
*** leave her cute text messages.
**** kiss her in front of your friends.
*****tell her she looks beautiful.
****** look into her eyes when you talk to her.
******* let her mess with your hair.
********just walk around with her.
********* FORGIVE her for her MISTAKES.
********** look at her like she's the only girl you see.
*********tickle her even when she says stop.
******** hold her hand when you're around your friends and in private.
******* let her fall asleep in your arms.
****** get her mad well i dont want that, then kiss her.
*****stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.
**** tease her and let her tease you back.
*** stay up all night with her when she's sick.
**watch her favorite movie with her.
*kiss her forehead.
** Don't talk about other girls around her. If you love her, others shouldn't matter.
***when she's sad, hang out with her.
**** let her know she's important.
***** kiss her in the pouring rain.
****** when you fall in love with her, tell her.
******* and when you tell her, love her like you've never loved someone before.
Guys repost as: I'd do this for my girl.
Girls repost as: a perfect boyfriend.
If you don't repost this in four minutes you will lose the one you love.
If you do repost this in four minutes the one you love will:
call you
pass it on
98% of Teens don't believe in God, if your one of the 2% that does;
put this on your page.
?I promise you my heart? ?I promise you my life? ?I promise we'll never be apart? ?I promise not to hurt you? ?I promise to never make you cry? ?I promise to always trust you? ?I promise not to lie? ?I promise you forever? ?I promise you tonight? ?I promise you my respect? ?I promise to do things right? ?I promise to always be there? ?I promise until the end? ?I promise to always love you? ?I promise to be your best friend? ?I promise you my love? ?I promise you my life? ?I promise this forever? ?I promise our friendship is my life? ?your the PEANUT to my BUTTER ,? ?your the STAR to my BURST,? ?your the M to my M,? ?your the POP to my TART,? ?your the MILKY to my WAY,? ?your the FRUIT to my LOOP,? ?your the MILK to my DUDS,? ?your the LUCKY to my CHARMS,? ?your the ICE to my CREAM,? but mostly.... ?your the BEST to my FRIEND?
if you know someone like this post this on your page.
FRIENDS: FAKE OR REAL????
FAKE FRIENDS: try to make you do sumthing you don't want to
REAL FRIENDS: are the reason you don't have regrets
FAKE FRIENDS: call your parents Mr./Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: call your parents DAD/MOM
FAKE FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong
REAL FRIENDS: would sit next to you saying "Damn.... we Screwed up... but that s**t was fun!"
FAKE FRIENDS: never ask for food
REAL FRIENDS: are the reasons you never have food
FAKE FRIENDS: borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
REAL FRIENDS: keep you stuff so long they forget it's yours
FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you
REAL FRIENDS: could write a book about you with direct quotes from you
FAKE FRIENDS: will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
REAL FRIENDS: will kick the whole crowds a$$ that left you
FAKE FRIENDS: would knock on your front door
REAL FRIENDS: walk right in and say "I'M HOME!!"
FAKE FRIENDS: are for awhile
REAL FRIENDS: are for life
FAKE FRIENDS: will take your drink away when they think you've had enough
REAL FRIENDS:will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Female Dog drink the rest of that you know we don't wate Crap
FAKE FRIENDS: will talk Crap to the person who talks Crap about you
REAL FRIENDS: will knock them out
FAKE FRIENDS: would ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: will send this to all their real friends and hope to get it back
You know you live in 2008 when...
1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
~*!*~ 16 Things to do at Wal-Mart ~*!*~
1. Get 24 boxes of depends and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares.... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! '
16. Open up a TV and start poking around inside of it with a serious look on your face. When on of the employees asks why you are messing with the inside of the TV, look at him like he's stupid and say, "I'm trying to disable the bomb, only I can't remember if it's the blue, green or red wire that I cut to disarm it. I didn't really complete my training.....darn that man....." Look back at the TV and point to a wire and then scream "BOOM!" and then start laughing.
THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR
1) When there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn’t you.
2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, “Hi Chinel. How’s your day been?”
6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”
7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator while saying work it girl! And telling them to pose.
8)Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment
9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
10) Leave a box in the cornerwith a wind up clock in it, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
12) Ask, “Did you feel that?”
13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14) When the doors close, announce to the others, “It’s okay, don’t panic, they open again!”
15) Swat at flies that don’t exist.
16) Tell people that you can see their aura.
17) Call out, “Group Hug!” and then enforce it.
18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, “Shut up, all of you, just shut up!”
19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, “Got enough air in there?”
20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off
21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, “Your one of THEM!” and back away slowly.
22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers
23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, “I have new socks on”.
26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, “This is MY personal space”
a perfect boyfriend : )
* Every girl dreams that one day she will find a guy that does these things for her. Even the smallest action can have the BIGGEST impact in someone's life. Pay attention.
** give her one of your t-shirts to sleep in.
*** leave her cute text messages.
**** kiss her in front of your friends.
*****tell her she looks beautiful.
****** look into her eyes when you talk to her.
******* let her mess with your hair.
********just walk around with her.
********* FORGIVE her for her MISTAKES.
********** look at her like she's the only girl you see.
*********tickle her even when she says stop.
******** hold her hand when you're around your friends and in private.
******* let her fall asleep in your arms.
****** get her mad well i dont want that, then kiss her.
*****stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.
**** tease her and let her tease you back.
*** stay up all night with her when she's sick.
**watch her favorite movie with her.
*kiss her forehead.
** Don't talk about other girls around her. If you love her, others shouldn't matter.
***when she's sad, hang out with her.
**** let her know she's important.
***** kiss her in the pouring rain.
****** when you fall in love with her, tell her.
******* and when you tell her, love her like you've never loved someone before.
Guys repost as: I'd do this for my girl.
Girls repost as: a perfect boyfriend.
If you don't repost this in four minutes you will lose the one you love.
If you do repost this in four minutes the one you love will:
call you
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XxSorrowfulxAngelxX : hiiiiiii on November 7, 2008I ish the first of your friends....I ish so happy!!!!
i'm really bored..as always..lol so what be up my home skillet?? lol i'm hyper..and bored..and sleepy..but mostly crazy!!..as always...lol i'm sorry..i'm gonna go before i look completely stupid. lol bye bye
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XxAngelofSorrowxX : WOOOOOOO on October 15, 2008WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT IS UP BETH!!!!!! HYPERNESS IS THE KEY TO MY SANITY!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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XxMyxOwnxSelfxX : hi on October 12, 2008yay!! I signed it first! WOO! lol I'm bored..really bored...soooo hi..and bye! lol see yah at church. bye bye!
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