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Er...hi!

I'd share my dinner with  you, but I don't seem to have much. It's like what they give you in one of those posh restaurants isn't it. (Yeah, like I know what they give you in posh restaurants. Foods without a 'Mac' before their names just aren't in my vocabulary.)


This picture is of my kitties (oh, I should probably point out that they're partially birksy's too.  The ends with the cute little noses are mine.  And the ends with the crap coming out of them are his).  The picture's there for the benefit of my mum and her uncooperative computer. (She blames the computer, but we all know it's her. )


Why am I here again?....

Oh!  Poetry...

Practically all my poetry is humour, (because I can't write anything else if the truth be known!) so no wrist slitting or sense of impending doom on here I'm afraid!

Poetry People that you should take a look at on here are:


bec     (ahem....well, if you don't feel your trumpet is worthy of
        a quick blow from your own lips, then no-one's going to
        blow it for you are they.)


birksy  (super super SUPER writer, beautiful, funny, clever, kind,
         loving and sexy, with a nice ass. What more could you ask?!    
         He also has exceptionally good taste as he chooses to write with
         me! Ha! - see 'bec n birksy'. I rather like Mr Birks I have to
         say! )

yusefeligirl (Kyla believes she looks like a snail, and that I look like
              Thelma from Scooby Doo...together we could solve mysteries
              very slowly! A very funny lady who I don't think realises
              that she is, so if you could pop along and tell her that'd
              be great! Ta!)

Gemini   (your friendly local Greeter! Von is our Aussie mate who is
          funny and original and always good for a bit of lighthearted
          poetry. She can write a poem about practically anything!)

AnnD    (writes a lot of children's poetry - which i love - is always
          good for a giggle and has wonderful pictures and backgrounds to
          her work.)


I'm sure there's more than that! Oh yeah!

Beck ...(WITH A 'K'!... SO STOP SENDING ME IM'S ABOUT MUFFS AND STUFF
          THAT MISS PETERS IS RESPONSIBLE FOR!! )
          (known becky for bloody ages and she's just posted some stuff
          she wrote as a teenager. Becky can't say the word 'rub' btw,
          (for reasons unknown!) so if you could say it to her a lot I
          would be most grateful! Mwahahahahaaaaa!!)


Thanks for stopping by!



bec x

P.s. Later on this page i will lie about Roald Dahl being my grandfather. Just so  you know!



Mummy Said the "B" Word......by Judy Rose

'Oooo, Mum,
You said the "B" word!
I heard you Mum, just now.
You called the lady in the car
A bloody selfish cow!'

'It's ok, Mum,
Don't worry.
I promise - won't tell Dad.
We all know swearing's wicked
And the "B" word's very bad.'

'Hey, Dad,
Mum said the "B" word,
A lady took her space,
She said it very loudly
Went bright red in the face.
And then she told her husband
He had a bloody nerve.
You see, she said it twice, Dad -
And what's an effing perve?'

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