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Coconut's author page contains language and possibly content not suitable for minors below the age of fourteen (and mature teenagers with strict parents). Coconut and the administrators/moderators of AllPoetry (AP) must insist that any and all minors ask a parent before continuing to read this particular profile in order to protect legal stuff.

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Greetings, darlings. I hope that your visit upon my author page finds you in good health and happiness... OH WHO AM I KIDDING!? Trying to sound all nice and formal just isn't me. Read and comment, bitches

~ABOUT LE COCONUT~

I am 18 years old. I have natural blonde hair and blue eyes. I am overweight, but I enjoy exercise, which seems a little redundant. Music, anime, and video games rule my life. Everything I talk and think about normally revolves around HIM/music in general and anime/video games. My uncle is 300+ pounds and owns a gun, so I recommend that you don't do anything like stalk me, m'kay? If you wanna know something else, ask.

I haven't been writing much as of late... the inspiration just kind of seems to have left...

I am a HUGE fan of foreign music. My current obsession is jrock. Favorite jrockers include Gackt, the GazettE, Miyavi, LM.C, GazettE, Laruku, HYDE, T.M. Revolution, etc.

I live with my aunt, uncle, and cousin in Seattle, WA. Take that, beehutches.

~My Dreams~
One day, I'd love to go visit Finland (and maybe other European countries, especially the rest of Scandinavia and Ireland). I'd also like to visit Japan. They have an interesting culture, and I love anime

I'd love to know that my poetry is good and has touched the heart of someone in the world... that would make it all worth it.

-My AP Family-

hellangel - My AP wife and real life best friend ^_^ Top that, bee-hutches!

MysticalMelindy - The only daughter that manages to actually check in with me

dustyragdoll - Daughter.

NeonNihilism - Daughter.

Dark-Lady - Daughter.

Sky Pilot - Son.

TRUE STORY: One time, I tried to draw a mushroom and it looked like a penis! I shit you not, it really did!

~QUOTE OF THE DAY~

"You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it."
- Robin Williams

~HAPPINESS~
Jyrki 69 makes me happy.
Jussi 69 makes me happy.
Ville makes me happy.
Dad makes me happy.
Shelby makes me happy.
Mom makes me happy.
Ash and Bry make me happy.
Sassy makes me happy.
You guys make me happy.
Woo! I feel happy!

~COCONUT'S WEBSITE LIST~
Quiz Story Thing
bakacoconut's lj
http://www.funeralofhearts.com
FOH
FFX Screencaps
FFX-2 Screencaps
Gothic Wind Visual Arts Studio
PostSecret
Forum
Thingy

~FREE BACKGROUNDS BY COCONUT~
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I do take requests.

~COMMENT POLICY~
I try to return comments, but if it's a hollow comment with no sincerity/constructive criticism like "that was good", then I will not reply, acknowledge, etc.

~PAST SCREEN NAMES~
MoonWillow
MoonWolf
Coconut
EvilCoconut
Egg Roll
DivineCoconut
bakacoconut
coconutbaka
Magic Bullet 69
Poison Bullet
Broken Bullet
(due to change at any given moment)

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Any questions you might have can be sent by the following means: im, comment, or email. I am currently not accepting snail mail, due to potential rapists and kidnappers out there (all offense intended ).

I discovered that I have an IQ of 116... I'm smarter than you

~REST IN PEACE~
Reed Simmons - July 6th, 2006
Michael Miller - September 21st, 2006

~QUOTES~
"Shit factory! You poop 'em, we scoop 'em!"

"Mother is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all children."
- Eric Draven (Brandon Lee), The Crow

"Spring breaky!"
- Bam Margera

"Step follows step
Hope follows courage
Set your face toward danger
Set your heart on victory."
- The Two Princesses Of Bamarre by Gail Carson Levine

"Music is my God; I believe in it. It's the only medium that washes my spirit clean of all the bullshit in the world right now."
- Ville Valo

"IT'S NOT A SPOTTED OWL UNLESS YOU HAVE SEEN IT"
- Pinkeye Pete

"I'm not saying we're a thinking man's band. We all know men think with their dicks, but my dick is different!"
- Ville Valo

"Cheesy is the new black."
- Ville Valo

"Women love stuff like dolls. I often buy Barbie's dolls for the first date. A gift says more than 1000 words."
- Ville Valo

"You bore me! Go away before I stab you to death with my toaster oven! Gawdness..you son of a god blessed hamster!"
- spazzo

"Your quotes aren't safe as long as I'm here!"
- Coconut

"Emos annoy me... If it were up to me... I would hand out many many many Prozac pills to all of them for free and get them to run around in circles like free-range chickens..."
- SuNsHiNe-DuSt

"My 'style' if that's what you want to call it is rather off beat, but nothing to crazy. You can't lable me, it's a fact. I mean you can try but you're just gunna take it back and lable me something else. I'm complicated, even i can't figure me out."
- Melancholy-013

*"One day i hope to take over the world and rule with an iron fist...that or sell avon, either way sounds just as sick and twisted"
- Melancholy-013

"Be optimistic... All the people you hate are going to eventually die."
- kissmysock

"The lesson is: Our God is vengeful! O spiteful one, show
me who to smite and they shall be smoten!!!"
- The Simpsons

"Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such."
- The Simpsons

"Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races."
- The Simpsons

"Marge, I agree with you -- in theory. In theory, communism works. In theory."
- Homer Simpson

"Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow."
- Mark Twain

"'Classic.' A book which people praise and don't read."
- Mark Twain

"Don't let schooling interfere with your education."
- Mark Twain

"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please."
- Mark Twain

"Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times."
- Mark Twain

"A clear conscience is usually the result of a bad memory."

"So what is the speed of dark?"

"A conclusion is the part where you get tired of thinking."

"Careful with that light at the end of the tunnel, it may be another train."

"Smile and all the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll all think you're on drugs."

"Constipated people don't give a crap."

"Don’t make me get out my flying monkeys."

"Money talks… mine says goodbye."

"Dysfunctional is putting it mildly."

"You’re just jealous cause the voices only talk to me."

"I used to live in the real world…. But I got evicted."

"You say psycho like it’s a bad thing."

"REPEAT AFTER ME- I am an individual."

"Have you ever stopped to think and forgot to start again???"

"Got kleptomaniac??? Take something for it!!!"

"I was schizophrenic once… but we’re better now."

"If you’re happy and you know it SEE A SHRINK!!"

"I am perfectly sane…… the voices in my head say so!!!"

"of course i'm outta my mind...... it's dark and scary in there!!!"

All quotes that were not cited are random quotes that I stole.

HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

*~Repost this in your jounal if you believe homophobia is wrong.\~

~CONTACT INFO~
bakacoconut@gmail.com
Hotmail and MSN Messenger - demonic_coconut@hotmail.com
Yahoo - moonstarsherri
AIM - coconutbaka

If you're to email me or add me to your messenger, mention the fact that you're from AllPoetry, or it'll be likely that I'll block you, and you might not want that