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Mwahahahahha i like to run around my room naked except for a cape and devil horns shouting at the top of my lungs- "HAHAHA IM SATAN MAN!!!!"
 

Lil' Johnny goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"
Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way. I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Mommy is the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you The People. The nanny, well, consider her The Working Class. Your baby brother, we'll call him The Future. Now go think about this and see if it makes sense."


So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying and runs to his room only to find that his diapers are very soiled. So the little boy goes to his parents' room. Mom is sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he looks through the peephole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand what politics is now."

"Good son, tell me in your own words then what politics are."

The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit."
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Found that on suicidalzombie's page. Little free advertising there.
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I love this poem..I'm not sure where I got it. It's so true..
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"Never say forever,
Cause forever isn't real.
Forever's what you think
And forever's what you feel.
So is you say forever
Please promise me you'll try,
But never say forever
Cause forever makes me cry..."

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My favorite song. I think so many of us can relate to this song. I know I can.

"My December"

This is my December
This is my time of the year
This is my December
This is all so clear
This is my December
This is my snow covered home
This is my December
This is me alone

And I
Just wish that
I didn't feel
Like there was
Something I missed
And I
Take back all
The things I said
To make you
Feel like that
And I
Just wish that
I didn't feel
Like there was
Something I missed
And I
Take back all the
Things I said to you

And I give it all away
Just to have somewhere
To go to
Give it all away
To have someone
To come home to

This is my December
These are my snow-covered trees
This is me pretending
This is all I need

And I
Just wish that
I didn't feel
Like there was
Something I missed
And I
Take back all
The things I said
To make you feel like that
And I
Just wish that
I didn't feel
Like there was
Something I missed
And I
Take back all the things
I said to you

And I give it all away
Just to have
Somewhere to go to
Give it all away
To have someone
To come home to

This is my December
This is my time of the year
This is my December
This is all so clear

And I give it all away
Just to have somewhere
To go to
Give it all away
To have someone
To come home to


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25 THINGS GUYS SHOULD KNOW ABOUT GIRLS!

1.Saying "I love you" before, during or after sex doesn't count.
2.When we ask you how we look, "fine" is not an appropriate answer.
3.We obsess over whether you'll call from the moment we give you our number.
4.We fantasize. But it's usually about you.
5.We love it when you email us at work.
6.No matter how cool we seem about it, if you did something bad, we're pissed off.
7.Don't patronize us by asking if our bad mood is because of PMS.
8.Don't ever tell us what to do, even when we ask you to.
9.We will leave you if you lie to us.
10.We're unimpressed by men who don't take the lead. Be a man, dammit!
11.We love when you hold our hands
12.We need to hear how you feel about us. Tell us right now. And again in ten minutes.
13.We want to be the best thing that ever happened to you -- and for you to know it.
14.If we don't feel loved, we'll start looking elsewhere.
15.Don't talk about your ex. Ever.(I Don't totally agree w/ that.I like to learn from their mistakes)
16.We like porn, too
17.We remember everything about our relationships. Yes, everything.
18.We let you fix things.
19.You're sexiest when you're: sweating, driving, shaving, or holding a baby.
20.We've faked it.
21.Groping and foreplay are not the same thing.
22.While we're on the subject: more foreplay!
23.If we're not having sex it's because: we feel fat; we don't feel very close to you, or we are punishing you for not doing something our way.
24.We're afraid to meet your mother.
25.We think you should have already known all this stuff.

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~FAVORITE QUOTES~

*~*To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world*~*

*~*Think for yourself. Question authority.
-Timothy Leary*~*

*~*If you cannot be the poet, be the poem.
David Carradine*~*

*~*I remember when all I wanted was a ten-speed and a six-pack of Hershy Bars. Now all I want is to be left alone...*~*
Bottled up, by Jaye Murry

*~*Sarcasm keeps you from telling people what you really think of them!*~*

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~FAVORITE MOVIE QUOTES~

*~*Good...bad...I'm the guy with the gun!-Army of Darkness*~*

*~*But why is the rum gone?!?-Pirates of the Caribean*~*

*~*I don't belive I've had quite enough rum to allow that sort of talk!*~* Elizabeth Swan -Pirates of the Caribean