My name is Kitty.I am a Christian. I am a cutter.I love anime, Greek mythology, Rurouni Keshin, Phantom of the Opera, karate, bass guitar, dragons, fairies. I am a vampire. I go to Chapel Hill High School. I HATE abortion. I am a romantic, but also a fighter. I typically choose not to fight but to protect myself or a friend I will be thrilled to fight.I'm very headstrong at times but am mellow sometimes. I say that I'm a walking contradiction as is everyone to some extent. I am a good friend but if you hate me I'll hate you right back.My birthday is July 16th. I'm trying to get my life back in life with God and He's helping me with everything. My favorite verses are Matt.5 13-16, they are great verses and one of my friends showed it to me so it means a lot to me. I am normally sad or am crying or laughing my ass off. I've gotten good at hiding what I really think and learned the best way to get through life is pretending. There's alot to me and I don't let many people see who I really am, but despite all that I'm still very open to a certain extent and love to discuss anything.You just have to get to know me
I have tons of friends and they all know who they are. My "Brothers" are The Sexy Beast,my Hottie, The Crazy One,and Little Man. My "Sisters" are Lila, and Gimpy. My little brother The Shrimp is a genius and I'm very glad he is, though it gets very annoying.I also have a wonderful VAMPIRE SON who kicks ass!!!
These are some of the most important people to me and I don't know were I'd be with out them.
AP mom
~The masked one
AP son
~a Guitarist From Hell
AP brothers
lil' brother~Creaticity
big brother~Big Hearted one
big brother~articwisdom323
AP sisters
~FluffyDemon
~Lets Get Tragic
AP cousin
~ XbearX
~ Ebony9
~ i love teddybears
AP blood donor
~ The Lone Gunman
Love is strong yet delicate
It can be broken
To truly love is to understand this
To be in love is to respect this
- Stephen Packer -
I am not okay
I never have been
and never will be
I realize this
and embrace the fact
that I am insane.
GO INSANITY!!!!!!!!!!
If you are insane then post this on your page.
While a 12 week abortion is being performed,
the fetus visibly tries to move away from the
abortion tools, and its heart rate rises
from 140 to 200 beats/minute.
Given this
information, I dont see how anyone could
argue it is not a human being.
7 MONTH OLD BABY. BORN PREMATURELY.
..........KILLED = MURDER
7 MONTH OLD BABY. STILL IN WOMB.
..........KILLED = ABORTION
THE BABY IS THE SAME!!!!!!!!!!
BEING IN THE WOMB DOES NOT MAKE IT 'INHUMAN'
The heart starts
beating at 3.5 weeks.
The brain starts
functioning at 6 weeks.
By 12 weeks, he or she is aware of their
surroundings.
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ REPOST 4 THE BABIES ! ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
♥Singing at the top of your voice to the radio, going to fast down the roads, livin’ on McDonalds and Pizza, staying in your PJs all day, sneakin out… sneakin in, hook-ups, relationships, things falling apart, laughing until pop comes out of your nose, late night that turns into early mornings… yeah… were teenage girls… get over it♥
"Every seven seconds an Emo kid dies. Save a life. Hug an emo."
Girls Secrets
1: Some times I look cold just so you'll hold me
2: She needs to hear she's beautiful
3: All she wants is someone that will love her endlessly
4: Life was so much easier when boys had cooties
5: It's every girls dream to have a guy call her at 3AM just to say "I love you"
6: Smiles and makeup cover up so much these days
7: It's hard to have no one want to hold you when you feel alone
8: Some times all she wants to do is run away
9: I spend to much time thinking about things that will never happen and dressing up for the boy that will never care
10: Some things you can't see with your eyes, only with your heart
11: I talked louder and laughed harder just to get you to look my way
12: She might say that she hates him, but inside she would die without him
13: All she wants to hear is that you miss her when she's not around
14: I'm so scared that I'll want to love you forever and you'll only want me for a few moments in your life
15: I'm slowly teaching myself how to breath when I'm around you
16: She's the type of girl who will try not to like you, but she just ends up falling even harder
?To every girl that has been
CHEATED
on,
because she's NOT a *bunny*
who gives it up to any guy.?
?To every girl that
dresses CUTE
not SKANKY.?
?To every girl who
wants to be called
BEAUTIFUL
...not HOT?
?To every girl that will spend her
whole day looking
for the perfect present for YOU.?
?To every girl who gets her heart
BROKEN,
because he chose
that stupid *bunny* instead.?
?To every girl that would DIE
to have a DECENT boyfriend.?
?To every girl who would JUST ONCE
like to be treated like a PRINCESS!!?
?To every girl that cries at night
because of another HEARTBREAK?
?To every girl that won't get
down on her knees && open
her mouth just to get a BOYFRIEND?
?To every girl that
just wants to HOLD HANDS?
?To every girl that
kisses him with meaning.?
?To every girl who
just wishes he CARED MORE?
?To every girl who would JUST ONCE?
want a guy to give their
JACKET UP when they are cold.?
?To every girl who
just wants him to call.?
?To every girl who lies
awake at night ?THINKING? about ?HIM??
?To every girl that
just wants to cuddle.?
?To every girl that
just wants to sleep with
him without HAVING SEX?
?TO EVERY GIRL WHO SHOWS HOW
MUCH SHE CARES AND GETS NOTHING BACK..?
?To every girl that thought
"maybe this one could be the one."?
?To every girl that laughs at stupid stuff
when she actually >>doesn't<< think it is funny.?
?To every girl who is just
looking for that one and
only. and is having a rough
time along the way.?
?To every girl that DOESN'T WANT
a guy who JUST PLAYS WITH HER
EMOTIONS but actually cares about
how she feels.?
?To every girl who wants
words backed up with actions.?
?To every girl that fell for all the lies
only to find themselves alone in the end.?
?To every girl that gave her heart away
to have it shoved back in her face.?
?To every girl that has faith that
"tomorrow will be a better day."
And it will be.?
AWESOMENESS IS KNOWLEDGE...SPREAD IT AROUND!!!!
..*•.¸(*•.¸♥¸.•*)¸.•*..
╔═╦══╦═╗ Put this on your
║╩╣║║║║║ page if you are emo
╚═╩╩╩╩═╝ or support emos xx
¸.•*(¸.•*´♥`*•.¸)*•.¸
General:
( ) Smoked a cigarette
( ) Drank so much you threw up
(x) Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
( ) Been arrested
( ) Gone on a blind date
( ) Skipped school
( ) Seen someone die
( ) Been to Canada
(X) Been to Florida
( ) Been to Mexico
(x) Been on a plane
(x) Been lost
( ) Been on the opposite side of the country
( ) Gone to Washington , DC
( ) Swam in the ocean
(x) Felt like dying....
(x) Cried yourself to sleep
( ) Played cops and robbers
(x) Recently colored with crayons
(x) Sang karaoke badly
( ) Paid for a meal with only coins
(x) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't
(x) Made prank phone calls
( ) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
( ) Laughed until liquid came out of the other end
( ) Caught a snowflake on your tongue.
(x) Danced in the rain
(x) Written a letter to Santa Claus
( ) Been kissed under the mistletoe
( ) Watched the sun rise with someone you care about
(x) Blown bubbles
( ) Made a bonfire on the beach
( ) Crashed a party
(x) Gone roller-skating
(x) Ice-skating
Relationships:
( ) I've had someone cheat on me.
( ) I've gone on a blind date.
( ) I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.
(X) I miss someone right now.
( ) have a fear of commitment.
(x) I have a fear of abandonment.
( ) I've cheated in a relationship.
(x) I've been the cheatee ( if that means that you were the person some cheated on their gf/bf with )
( ) I've gotten divorced
(x) I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
(x) I've told someone I loved them
(x) I've kept something from a past relationship.
Sexuality:
( ) I've had a crush on someone of the same sex
( ) I've had a crush on a teacher.
( ) I am a cuddler. (ish)
(x) I love to flirt.
( ) I've been kissed in the rain.
( ) I've hugged a stranger.
( ) have kissed a stranger.
Honesty/Crime:
( ) I am a terrible liar.
( ) I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't
(x) I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
( ) I've snuck out of my house.
( ) I have lied to my parents about where I am.
(x) I am keeping a secret from the world
(x) I've cheated while playing a game.
(x) I've cheated on a test.
( ) I've run a red light.
( ) I've been suspended from school.
( ) I've witnessed a crime.
( ) I've been in a fist fight.
( ) I've been arrested.
Drugs/Alcohol:
( ) I've consumed alcohol.
( ) I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
(x) I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
(x) I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
( ) I can't swallow pills.
( ) I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem
( ) I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
(x) I shut others out when I'm depressed.
( ) I take anti-depressants.
( ) I'm anorexic or bulimic.
( ) I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
( ) I'm addicted to adrenaline
(x) I've hurt myself on purpose
(x) I'm addicted to self harm
(x) I've woken up crying.
(x) I've cried myself to sleep.
Death and Suicide:
( ) I'm afraid of dying. (before I do a few things)
(x) I hate funerals.
( ) I've seen someone die.
(x) Someone I know has attempted suicide.
( ) Someone close to me has committed suicide.
( ) I've attempted suicide.
( ) I've felt someone die.
Random:
(x) I can sing well. (I sing OK)
( ) I open up to others easily.
( ) I watch the news.
( ) I don't kill bugs. (when I don't have to)
(x) I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme.
(x) I curse regularly.
(x) I sing in the shower.
( ) I am a morning person. (Depends on the night before)
( ) I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
( ) I'm a snob about grammar.
( ) I am a sports fanatic.
(x) I twirl my hair
( ) have "x"s in my screen name
( ) I love being neat *Sometimes*
( ) I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day
( ) I bake well.
( ) My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue
(x) I would wear pajamas to school.
( ) I like Martha Stewart.
( ) I know how to shoot a gun.
(x) I am in love with love.
( ) I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
(x) I laugh at my own jokes.
( ) I eat fast food weekly
(x) I believe in ghosts/spirits. (to a degree)
( ) I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
(x) I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
(x) I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
(x) I am really ticklish.(depending on where)
(x) I love white chocolate
( ) I bite my nails
( ) I play video games
(x) I'm good at remembering faces.
(x) I'm good at remembering names.
( ) I'm good at remembering dates.
(x) I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
( ) I have tried to join a circus and failed
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>Pick the month you were born:
>January------I beat up
>February-----I loved
>March---------I smoked
>April-----------I humped
>May-----------I choked on
>June----------I killed
>July-----------I did the Macarena with
>August-------I had lunch with
>September---I stole
>October------I sang to
>November----I yelled at
>December----I ran over
>Pick the day (number) you were born on:
>1-------a birdbath
>2-------a monster
>3-------a phone
>4-------a fork
>5-------a Mexican
>6-------a gangster
>7-------my cell phone
>8-------my dog
>9-------my best friends' boyfriend
>10-------my neighbor
>11-------my science teacher
>12-------a banana
>13---- ---a fireman
>14-------a stuffed animal
>15-------a goat
>16-------a pickle
>17-------your mom
>18---- ---a spoon
>19-------myself
>20-------a baseball bat
>21-------a ninja
>22-------Chuck Norris
>23-------a noodle
>24-------a squirrel
>25-------a football player
>26-------my sister
>27-------my brother
>28-------an ipod
>29-------a permanent marker
>30-------a llama
>31-------A homeless guy
>Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
>White--------because I'm so awesome!!!
>Black---------because that's how I roll.
>Pink----------because I'm a homosexual.
>Red----------because voices told me to.
>Blue----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
>Green---------because I hate myself.
>Purple--------because I'm cool.
>Gray----------because I was drunk
>Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
>Orange-------because I hate everyone.
>Brown--------because I was high.
>Other---------because I'm a ninja.
>None----------because I can't control myself
OBITUARY OF THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years.
No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:
Knowing when to come in out of the rain; Why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding and unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Tylenol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim.
Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing
Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good,
but never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this post-
Just the stone cold truth of great friendship.
1. When you are sad --I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider
monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be
involved in.
4. When you're scared -- we will high tail it out of here.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much
worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!!!!
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick --Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't
want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I'll pick you up and dust you off.
9. This is my oath...I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask --
because you are my FRIEND!
Friendship is like peeing your pants,
everyone can see it,
but only you can feel the true warmth.
I have tons of friends and they all know who they are. My "Brothers" are The Sexy Beast,my Hottie, The Crazy One,and Little Man. My "Sisters" are Lila, and Gimpy. My little brother The Shrimp is a genius and I'm very glad he is, though it gets very annoying.I also have a wonderful VAMPIRE SON who kicks ass!!!
These are some of the most important people to me and I don't know were I'd be with out them.
AP mom
~The masked one
AP son
~a Guitarist From Hell
AP brothers
lil' brother~Creaticity
big brother~Big Hearted one
big brother~articwisdom323
AP sisters
~FluffyDemon
~Lets Get Tragic
AP cousin
~ XbearX
~ Ebony9
~ i love teddybears
AP blood donor
~ The Lone Gunman
Love is strong yet delicate
It can be broken
To truly love is to understand this
To be in love is to respect this
- Stephen Packer -
I am not okay
I never have been
and never will be
I realize this
and embrace the fact
that I am insane.
GO INSANITY!!!!!!!!!!
If you are insane then post this on your page.
While a 12 week abortion is being performed,
the fetus visibly tries to move away from the
abortion tools, and its heart rate rises
from 140 to 200 beats/minute.
Given this
information, I dont see how anyone could
argue it is not a human being.
7 MONTH OLD BABY. BORN PREMATURELY.
..........KILLED = MURDER
7 MONTH OLD BABY. STILL IN WOMB.
..........KILLED = ABORTION
THE BABY IS THE SAME!!!!!!!!!!
BEING IN THE WOMB DOES NOT MAKE IT 'INHUMAN'
The heart starts
beating at 3.5 weeks.
The brain starts
functioning at 6 weeks.
By 12 weeks, he or she is aware of their
surroundings.
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ REPOST 4 THE BABIES ! ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
♥Singing at the top of your voice to the radio, going to fast down the roads, livin’ on McDonalds and Pizza, staying in your PJs all day, sneakin out… sneakin in, hook-ups, relationships, things falling apart, laughing until pop comes out of your nose, late night that turns into early mornings… yeah… were teenage girls… get over it♥
"Every seven seconds an Emo kid dies. Save a life. Hug an emo."
Girls Secrets
1: Some times I look cold just so you'll hold me
2: She needs to hear she's beautiful
3: All she wants is someone that will love her endlessly
4: Life was so much easier when boys had cooties
5: It's every girls dream to have a guy call her at 3AM just to say "I love you"
6: Smiles and makeup cover up so much these days
7: It's hard to have no one want to hold you when you feel alone
8: Some times all she wants to do is run away
9: I spend to much time thinking about things that will never happen and dressing up for the boy that will never care
10: Some things you can't see with your eyes, only with your heart
11: I talked louder and laughed harder just to get you to look my way
12: She might say that she hates him, but inside she would die without him
13: All she wants to hear is that you miss her when she's not around
14: I'm so scared that I'll want to love you forever and you'll only want me for a few moments in your life
15: I'm slowly teaching myself how to breath when I'm around you
16: She's the type of girl who will try not to like you, but she just ends up falling even harder
?To every girl that has been
CHEATED
on,
because she's NOT a *bunny*
who gives it up to any guy.?
?To every girl that
dresses CUTE
not SKANKY.?
?To every girl who
wants to be called
BEAUTIFUL
...not HOT?
?To every girl that will spend her
whole day looking
for the perfect present for YOU.?
?To every girl who gets her heart
BROKEN,
because he chose
that stupid *bunny* instead.?
?To every girl that would DIE
to have a DECENT boyfriend.?
?To every girl who would JUST ONCE
like to be treated like a PRINCESS!!?
?To every girl that cries at night
because of another HEARTBREAK?
?To every girl that won't get
down on her knees && open
her mouth just to get a BOYFRIEND?
?To every girl that
just wants to HOLD HANDS?
?To every girl that
kisses him with meaning.?
?To every girl who
just wishes he CARED MORE?
?To every girl who would JUST ONCE?
want a guy to give their
JACKET UP when they are cold.?
?To every girl who
just wants him to call.?
?To every girl who lies
awake at night ?THINKING? about ?HIM??
?To every girl that
just wants to cuddle.?
?To every girl that
just wants to sleep with
him without HAVING SEX?
?TO EVERY GIRL WHO SHOWS HOW
MUCH SHE CARES AND GETS NOTHING BACK..?
?To every girl that thought
"maybe this one could be the one."?
?To every girl that laughs at stupid stuff
when she actually >>doesn't<< think it is funny.?
?To every girl who is just
looking for that one and
only. and is having a rough
time along the way.?
?To every girl that DOESN'T WANT
a guy who JUST PLAYS WITH HER
EMOTIONS but actually cares about
how she feels.?
?To every girl who wants
words backed up with actions.?
?To every girl that fell for all the lies
only to find themselves alone in the end.?
?To every girl that gave her heart away
to have it shoved back in her face.?
?To every girl that has faith that
"tomorrow will be a better day."
And it will be.?
AWESOMENESS IS KNOWLEDGE...SPREAD IT AROUND!!!!
..*•.¸(*•.¸♥¸.•*)¸.•*..
╔═╦══╦═╗ Put this on your
║╩╣║║║║║ page if you are emo
╚═╩╩╩╩═╝ or support emos xx
¸.•*(¸.•*´♥`*•.¸)*•.¸
General:
( ) Smoked a cigarette
( ) Drank so much you threw up
(x) Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
( ) Been arrested
( ) Gone on a blind date
( ) Skipped school
( ) Seen someone die
( ) Been to Canada
(X) Been to Florida
( ) Been to Mexico
(x) Been on a plane
(x) Been lost
( ) Been on the opposite side of the country
( ) Gone to Washington , DC
( ) Swam in the ocean
(x) Felt like dying....
(x) Cried yourself to sleep
( ) Played cops and robbers
(x) Recently colored with crayons
(x) Sang karaoke badly
( ) Paid for a meal with only coins
(x) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't
(x) Made prank phone calls
( ) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
( ) Laughed until liquid came out of the other end
( ) Caught a snowflake on your tongue.
(x) Danced in the rain
(x) Written a letter to Santa Claus
( ) Been kissed under the mistletoe
( ) Watched the sun rise with someone you care about
(x) Blown bubbles
( ) Made a bonfire on the beach
( ) Crashed a party
(x) Gone roller-skating
(x) Ice-skating
Relationships:
( ) I've had someone cheat on me.
( ) I've gone on a blind date.
( ) I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.
(X) I miss someone right now.
( ) have a fear of commitment.
(x) I have a fear of abandonment.
( ) I've cheated in a relationship.
(x) I've been the cheatee ( if that means that you were the person some cheated on their gf/bf with )
( ) I've gotten divorced
(x) I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
(x) I've told someone I loved them
(x) I've kept something from a past relationship.
Sexuality:
( ) I've had a crush on someone of the same sex
( ) I've had a crush on a teacher.
( ) I am a cuddler. (ish)
(x) I love to flirt.
( ) I've been kissed in the rain.
( ) I've hugged a stranger.
( ) have kissed a stranger.
Honesty/Crime:
( ) I am a terrible liar.
( ) I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't
(x) I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
( ) I've snuck out of my house.
( ) I have lied to my parents about where I am.
(x) I am keeping a secret from the world
(x) I've cheated while playing a game.
(x) I've cheated on a test.
( ) I've run a red light.
( ) I've been suspended from school.
( ) I've witnessed a crime.
( ) I've been in a fist fight.
( ) I've been arrested.
Drugs/Alcohol:
( ) I've consumed alcohol.
( ) I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
(x) I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
(x) I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
( ) I can't swallow pills.
( ) I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem
( ) I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
(x) I shut others out when I'm depressed.
( ) I take anti-depressants.
( ) I'm anorexic or bulimic.
( ) I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
( ) I'm addicted to adrenaline
(x) I've hurt myself on purpose
(x) I'm addicted to self harm
(x) I've woken up crying.
(x) I've cried myself to sleep.
Death and Suicide:
( ) I'm afraid of dying. (before I do a few things)
(x) I hate funerals.
( ) I've seen someone die.
(x) Someone I know has attempted suicide.
( ) Someone close to me has committed suicide.
( ) I've attempted suicide.
( ) I've felt someone die.
Random:
(x) I can sing well. (I sing OK)
( ) I open up to others easily.
( ) I watch the news.
( ) I don't kill bugs. (when I don't have to)
(x) I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme.
(x) I curse regularly.
(x) I sing in the shower.
( ) I am a morning person. (Depends on the night before)
( ) I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
( ) I'm a snob about grammar.
( ) I am a sports fanatic.
(x) I twirl my hair
( ) have "x"s in my screen name
( ) I love being neat *Sometimes*
( ) I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day
( ) I bake well.
( ) My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue
(x) I would wear pajamas to school.
( ) I like Martha Stewart.
( ) I know how to shoot a gun.
(x) I am in love with love.
( ) I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
(x) I laugh at my own jokes.
( ) I eat fast food weekly
(x) I believe in ghosts/spirits. (to a degree)
( ) I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
(x) I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
(x) I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
(x) I am really ticklish.(depending on where)
(x) I love white chocolate
( ) I bite my nails
( ) I play video games
(x) I'm good at remembering faces.
(x) I'm good at remembering names.
( ) I'm good at remembering dates.
(x) I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
( ) I have tried to join a circus and failed
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>Pick the month you were born:
>January------I beat up
>February-----I loved
>March---------I smoked
>April-----------I humped
>May-----------I choked on
>June----------I killed
>July-----------I did the Macarena with
>August-------I had lunch with
>September---I stole
>October------I sang to
>November----I yelled at
>December----I ran over
>Pick the day (number) you were born on:
>1-------a birdbath
>2-------a monster
>3-------a phone
>4-------a fork
>5-------a Mexican
>6-------a gangster
>7-------my cell phone
>8-------my dog
>9-------my best friends' boyfriend
>10-------my neighbor
>11-------my science teacher
>12-------a banana
>13---- ---a fireman
>14-------a stuffed animal
>15-------a goat
>16-------a pickle
>17-------your mom
>18---- ---a spoon
>19-------myself
>20-------a baseball bat
>21-------a ninja
>22-------Chuck Norris
>23-------a noodle
>24-------a squirrel
>25-------a football player
>26-------my sister
>27-------my brother
>28-------an ipod
>29-------a permanent marker
>30-------a llama
>31-------A homeless guy
>Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
>White--------because I'm so awesome!!!
>Black---------because that's how I roll.
>Pink----------because I'm a homosexual.
>Red----------because voices told me to.
>Blue----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
>Green---------because I hate myself.
>Purple--------because I'm cool.
>Gray----------because I was drunk
>Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
>Orange-------because I hate everyone.
>Brown--------because I was high.
>Other---------because I'm a ninja.
>None----------because I can't control myself
OBITUARY OF THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years.
No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:
Knowing when to come in out of the rain; Why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding and unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Tylenol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim.
Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing
Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good,
but never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this post-
Just the stone cold truth of great friendship.
1. When you are sad --I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider
monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be
involved in.
4. When you're scared -- we will high tail it out of here.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much
worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!!!!
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick --Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't
want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I'll pick you up and dust you off.
9. This is my oath...I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask --
because you are my FRIEND!
Friendship is like peeing your pants,
everyone can see it,
but only you can feel the true warmth.
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- I'm a aventurine thought poet for 59 comments.
- My mood is , and quote is Spinning out of controle so go the other way.
- I am a 17 year old woman (United States)
- When I'm not writing, I'm drawing or reading, or drawing or talking on the phone or thinking of a poem, going to write one in a minute or going to draw or listening, singing or humming to music.
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- I am in the groups A day stained in blood The life of a cutter, A group devoted to friendship, All the people who feel ugly sometimes, Archelette Kingdom of Shadows, Avarus House Battle Coliseum, Blood Brothers and Sisters, Blood Requiem, Boys Are Trouble With A Captial T, Broken Hearted, But the greatest of these is love, Dark Beauties, Disciples of the Living God, Duct Taped Hearts and Barbed Wire Feelings, Emo, Get Read, Guys Give Me Headaches, Just talking, Love Conquers All, Music FREAKS, Online book club, Outcasts and Oddities, PoemClan Members and Warrior Cats Fans, Redwall Abbey, Rockers Anonymous, Runescape warriors, Sweet Encounters With A Small Scent Of Blood, The Game Group, The Misunderstood And Others, The Phantom Of The Opera Fans, Theres Something Sexy About the Rain, We Wanna Rock, extreme emotion, for all those in need of a straight jacket, for those who dont belong, future guitar players, lost in this world, outsiders, poets at heart, the house of ashkar, vampirefreaks
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My Poetry
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They say that time heals pain...but sometimes it doesn't
Time goes by, But my heart still remains22 lines, 1 comment, February 19 -
If you knew what you don't see, If you knew what you have caused,25 lines, 3 comments, February 19. In For my one of my ex's...again
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I'm sorry. These words can be used so much. Thrown around when you don't even mean it. But I mean it. I'm so sorry.20 lines, 3 comments, February 18
Visitor Book
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the masked one on January 14Allo aloo! Yep, Im all up for being your mum! And your sons grandma too!
Talk soon I hope
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the masked one on December 13, 2007Hi, Im part of the group AP Family Thingy and I replied to your request for a mum. Are you still looking for one?
By the way, you sound so much like me, its creppy! Like reading about myself!!! Lol, I should intruduce myself. My name's Bec and Im from Australia. Im 17 and I adore music and reading, drawing and vampires, anime and manga. And my bass guitar
