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Addline: ~~You Know Your Broke When~~

BlushfulmoonYou know your broke when
You just get to thinking
You have a psychic bond
With a penny and Abraham Lincoln
you know you're broke when it is the last pint
and all you can do is scream for more drink
laughing down your neck like a giant smile.
TlsYou know your broke when
When you're wearing home sewn
and you depened on a hobbo
for a loan
MariGoesYou know when you're broke when
you walk facing the ground
desperate to find a quarter
MaureenYou know you're broke when
you wade into a wishing pool
gathering coins tossed by 'rich folk'
DreamweaverYou know you're broke when
The pennies you rub together
Are plastic monopoly.
cherche -d -ameYou know you broke when the dollar you just spent
would have left you one to lend
catzYou know you're broke when
your pockets are empty and your bank account
is overdrawn to the tune of seven OD charges
of $33 each and payday is five days away
you know you are broke when both your gas tank and soul are on empty
GenXPsalmistYou know you're broke when
you start selling on e-bay
your items from online games
lunartickYou know you're broke
when you try to use the shed fur
of your cat as toilet paper.
WillowYou know your broke when you feel lucky just to find lint at the bottom of your pocket.
glazecoveredYou know you are broke
when you go through all your coats and jeans
hoping to find some change
Girl In A BoxYou know you're broke
When you lift the couch cushions hoping to find spare change
And walk around asking for a dollar.
candy177You know you're broke when
you're lighting farts for spare change
and the passersby won't stop staring
screaming, "Damn, you're so deranged!"
kyattamanyou know you're broke when you gather up all the change
laying around the room to buy gas and it's less than $2
melphlegYou know you are broke
When you are happiest, most euphoric and content you've ever been
Not having a concern at all in the material world.
BlushfulmoonThanks for all the add a line
But now the end has come its time
I thought they all
Were just quite fine

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