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Addline: Sail ho!

HammeR“Sail ho” I cry from the mast, down the fast line, away I cast
Deck is rising to meet my feet, landing in ropes coiled up neat
QueenTrim the sails, storm be a brewin quick
Hoist the anchor, bloody pirates, thats the trick
DoveFasten the rum, least it be yer last breath,
The sea she's a tryin to give us our death.
QueenYou scurvy dogs, buckle the hatch,
Save the rum, its our last batch
DoveThe rice is a festerin, won't be ready for a week,
Brewin spirits in the hull - I lift me patch and peek.
QueenMe peg leg is achin in the salt air
Me crew is a whinin, to get their share
HammeRUp I scramble sounding the alarm, for shortly everyone will be in harm
The jolly roger sails straight on course, When we reach em there’ll be no remorse
QueenStand fast mates, stand your ground
We be the meanest pirates to ever be found
DovePut yer snarls on yer face ye yellow belly pigs
Man the cannons or ye be dancin the hemton jig
HammeRShanty the masts with your shots, no more balls then load the pots
Keep fast your grip on the grapple lines, after plunder we dine upon their wines
QueenHold fast you scurvy dogs
They be runnin now, pass the grog
DoveAlas me found me smithering dog,
Hidden in amongst the bottles of grog.
A coward he is, I be ashamed,
I’ll call him sea-snail he’ll be famed.
HammeRMarked he'll be of name and deed, the petty lad may have to bleed
In the hold with his scampy skin, "perhaps to rot" smirks me evil grin
squawk squawk squawk
squawk squawk squawk
says beakless
the parrot
QueenBeakless put yer bloody patch on yer eye,
Do as I say, I will wack you with me peg leg and make you cry.
Dark-PrincessArrrgggg...me sees in the distance a shimerring light
Another boat to plunder and show our might
Passes a pencil pensively,
Ponders poetry - pops your pen name,
Peels papered scenes and puff - gone!
QueenGet your peg leg in gear, put on your eye patch
Get ready to plunder, batten down the hatch
HammeRMake me proud ya grubbles rot, man your stations now you limey lot
Train the cannons still smokin hot, and ready yourselves for a broadside shot!
QueenMan over board, trim the sails,
Boarding axes ready, over the rails
SeaerTis not a man overboard - tis I... I.. I say
Cap'n HammeR pushed me overboard.Cause he didn wanna pay!
DoveShe may be the ships wench, but a lass needs ta make a livin
So she poked out Beaklesses eye for him, 10 shillens she was a givin.
I saw Cap’n HammeR give er a push – right over – like she be fly’n
I be smellin a mutiny a brewin – if’n he says he didn’t do it - he be a lye’n!
Queenarrg those bloody pirates, treatin the lass that way.
HammeRBlathering boisterous crew is eyeing me hidden stash, wanting their grubby fingers wrapped around me cash.
How is it that this lass be mingling with me crew, if I'd known it sooner she'd be churnin in the stew!
SeaerNay……..no churnin in the stew for this lil wench
I climbed back on board – to gives ya all a pinch
I may not even be – the lass who I say
And I even have yer treasure map, tattooed on me bay

HammeRTreasure map ye say upon your skin, well perhaps we'll peal it back to begin
Stretch it tight upon the planks, and sail to tommorow to shovel open the banks.
DoveAyyyyye, would Cap'n HammeR hurt a poor lil lass,
By peelin the hyde off her cute lil (m)ass?
Seaeraye - tis ok there dove, me hyde be thick as stew
but me be jumpin ship now, twas nice meeting all of's you.
Poet LoverShall we take this ride, a ride in this ship, I shall ask? I will be waiting by the deck for you to arrive there to take me on this ship
HammeRI see that one has bailed and another is over by where its railed.
I be guessing that the map be gone too, so perhaps a cargo is what we need, something anew.
QueenBloody pirates always stealin me rum,
Back to yer posts ya scurvy scum

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