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Addline: Life at the Mall

davidb7869Life at the Mall


There's a woman i know, Macy
Needed to fill a little void,

Mostly confident, though felt funny around
Abercrombie and Fitch,
though soon would become acquainted
and would close her insecure Baby Gap

They then read books at Barnes and Noble
which is next to Starbucks

After leaving Bath and Body Works
feeling fresh and star struck

The effects of showbiz
had her leaving her former occupation

Became full of it like a stuffed Bear
Built at that Workshop,
A part of the celebrity nation

Not just wanting her cake and eating it too
But the whole pie--wait--Cheesecake at the Factory as well

Though leaving her teen years,
eyes were glared at the Disney Store

Mickey and Donald intrigued her
gave them the come hither
up the escalator stairs
past her ex, Eddie Bauer,
Jealous when he saw them with her!

Now Jessie,

Always in need of attention,
friends that envied called her girls the 'J.Crew'
they all posed for Glamour Shots
After editing with Photoshop,
looked like pictures they drew


Showed off their jewelery at Kay
Although this was on weekends,
seemed like every day


During breaks, Steve Madden
gave them free Bread at Panera
left the food court fast like a scrimmage
In fear of too much carbs
to increase their Sharper Image


To elaborate,
they Sprinted to get a new cell phone
to call their favorite guys
Didn't want to be alone,
Better yet Cingular


Too much money
enabled them to yap all night
about the latest Hot Topics


Before prom night
Got some new shoes
to keep their Stride Rite
they just couldn't stop it


The night was rather cool
A guy named Wilson
gave them half off of Leather


cause the secrets Victoria gave them
were not good for the weather


Every day it is like this
A rat race, or let's say speedway
Felt like Champs
as long as they're in the Express lane
to the Finish Line

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