| There once was a fellow named Ed Who's cwazy,witty and well read He's the man of the hour I love his ass flower Now let's lock him back in my shed Happy Birthday EZB | |
| When in the shed, no tears he'll drop He's brave, courageous a great manly dollup Who'd ever have known He's the one tough as a stone But lets keep him, just the same in the lockup | |
| No! Let's tease him a little to see If he's tough like he pretends to be Let's flash him a wiggle To see if he'll dribble If so, I'll take him back home with me Happy Birthday!! | |
Tune in to the Groove if you dare there's Ed he's got great hair Love the pictures of him digging up bones but in the Pub is where he's in the Zone. Happy Birthday to one of my Favorite Wild OneZ at AP. xo | |
| Happy winding roads and crooked paths, meet ya at the sea, the Baltic maybe Birthday! xoxoxox | |
| I would like to be inside the shed with ed, to dig what's doing cartwheels in his head, to strum and finger with musical notions and tap into his poetic and lyrical notions, I'd buy him a beer or maybe two or three and we'd make new music and rave about allpoetry, we'd digest the groove of every musical move as he paints words fit to hang in the Louvre, all this and more to dance the day creating fun and fusion to ed's birthday | |
| Back to the shed is where I'm taking Ed to paddle his ass on his birthday and be won't mind at all with his butt in my stall and he'll prob'ly stay in there til Thursday. | |
| I don't know you Ed but you must be a good head for gal says you are cool and she is no fool so I'll get to it and say have a great time and birthday! | |
| I saw you diggin’ for bones & thought you’re awfully cute But I bet you look better in your Birthday suit! I also heard your one helluva rocker You know this pic reminds of a tune by Joe Cocker Instead of singing the traditional song I’ll play for you Ed, “You Can Keep Your Hat On” Happy Birthday Ed!! Hope your day was great. | |
| well, i don't know if i can add to this birthday rhyme, but i hope your year proves to be mighty fine. happy birthday!! | |
| Ed, Ed the poetry man if anyone can do it, Eddie can so let's give a cheer drink some more beer and wish Ed a super great year. Have a Happy BIrthday.... | |
| A master at lyric and word abstract, weird and absurd I mean no offense it's like a sixth sense Or is it because you are plastered?  | |
| Hack stone razors & idiot lizards My monkey jets are sifting gizzards. I'm out in the back of the shed again and waiting to stir the sobriety of sin. So, thanks for the greetings and all the sing-alongs - wait, can you hear them... Forty three tones on the new lawn gongs... Thanks to all... ~ Ed the ball-dung one | |
| I don't know this fellow named Ed Who's been banished to live in a shed But he seems to be lonely Incredibly bony And not quite right in the head. So may I suggest a reprieve Just one or two days leave He would come back refreshed And impeccably dressed Not too much to ask I believe. | |
| let's say that ed is a fire with flames in the shape of a lyre and deep in the coals which some may call souls there's a yearning which burns ever higher or then again lets just admit that ed is as batty as shit but i'll spit in the eye of those who deny that his guano's truth, wisdom and wit. | |
| A birthday for Ed I'll bring kerosene It's gonna' be wild, wierd, wicked, & whoa... He's hotter than gasoline... |
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Please join me in wishing a very good friend Balldinger a Happy Birthday today! allpoetry.com/Balldinger
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Cannot beat the below comment, cause I am laughing too hard. LOL Great balls of fire - it's Ed's birthday!
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Happy Birthday!
May your balls be dinged with riotous cheer.
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