| It's a twister eviction notice today. The tv went dead and it was coming my way! I heard it just outside the house, It certainly was not quiet as a mouse! A gust of wind at my back, I felt | |
| With all of that hot air I am sure even the coldest would melt | |
| I'm scared and I shiver! I shake and I quiver! | |
| I tremble with with fear. | |
| My house has begun flying, oh, dear!!!! | |
| i see a cow floating above Oh my God, there goes my gloves! | |
| My dress Marylin style, I jump on my bicycle White and glittery with pegasus wings. | |
| I peddle like mad, for this twister looks bad! The wind through my spokes fairly sings! | |
| It was gaining on me, my hopes fading fast I was peddling like crazy, as livestock flew past | |
| I jumped off my bike and leaped into a ditch! There in the shadows, was an ugly old witch! | |
| The winds steals my clothing and even my teeth it's screaming and laughing the whirlygig thief | |
| I go crazy as the wind breaks through me as a whirlgig thief I am as you can see | |
| Naked, and only the witch can see, but I unmask it for witches aren't real, and who could it be, but the love of my life Such a silly little girl, but I love her so, dressing like a witch |

