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Melodies	Okay, okay, okay! You're really, truly sorry today? Yes, okay, if you insist, Tell what you did. Please make a list. I'll forgive you, really...kid... but first, you must say what you did.
Lavender Love	Your wind chime kept me awake so I hit it with a brick. I'm so sorry that I did that, it almost makes me sick. NOT
aslanlight	Alright, alright, it wasn't exactly a wind chime Er it might have been the cat... It might
B0B	but then it could of been the dog.. i mean i cant remember much it was dark and i wanted sleep so i threw the brick then it hit and then it went quiet so i went back inside
RoseRomance	And then there was the time that I burned down your shed. I was smokin' out in back before I went to bed.
JohnnyD	Your stupid Goldfish kept singing loudly Othello So much so I had to kill the poor fishy ole fellow But to hide my nastiest, most dastardly fish deeds I mashed him and hid him in the tall dark weeds Got to thinking of him after I had a few of brew Went and got him and added him to our nice stew
AbusedFlower	The cat had sat on my head Im sorry but I think Fluffy's dead
Storic	And the thing that makes me sorry most wasn't when I burned your toast, 'Twas putting glue on the bathroom chair Is naked granny still sitting there?
Lavender Love	I did something bad beyond compare. From your car's tires, I let out the air. But I did it for my school's science fair. I timed how long it took to leak. Yes, I know I am a freak.
SurelyWritten	Then the other day I did something really bad, I stepped on your pet bird and made him sad but then your silly bird got really very mad and he attacked me with his beak, the little cad!
Melodies	I cleaned out your refrigerator and fed the food to an alligator.
KittyBlue	I hid grandpa's car keys in an old sock. He's not safe to drive, even around one block.
nunyabiznez	I traded in moms car for a motorcycle in black when i came home, the site of it gave her a heart attack.