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Melodies	Sally had a stomach ache that kept her, last night, wide awake. Let her sit quite near the door, or she might throw up on the floor.
blackday	Alice danced up the desk With her legs tightly squeezed I'm afraid I made a mess And peed right through my jeans. [bwahahaha. :)]
RoseRomance	Billy has been absent because he hurt his arm. Please refrain from twisting it or you might come to harm.
ozma	Dorothy ran away from home And got caught up in a cylcone She could not be here just because She actually ended up in Oz.
jacksm	My cat was in our washing machine We had to take her to the vet - he said that she was quite clean
camus	Norma can't attend today She isn't feeling well; She practised after sex-ed And is now looking swell.
Solus McKnight	Norman can not be here, He has to tend to Norma, While knocking back a beer, And aid her back to health pro forma
JohnnyD	Willy will not be in today and seeing him later is slim As Willy's dog ignored his homework and simply ate him
nunyabiznez	Matilda has had an allergic reaction to the garden mulch. the red patchy itch has caused her to repeatedly dance the waltz.
topebbles	Jessica was ready to go, wearing a new white dress. But,her monthly flow came early, and created quite a mess
Melodies	Don't keep Sally after school. Keeping her is very cruel. It won't help one little bit and will make her have a fit.
KittyBlue	Larry's state report is late because of our computer fate. But as soon as we're able we'll download another, first rate!