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Melodies	Here lies Mr. Fred. We know that he is dead. We don't know how he met his end, But we are glad he was our friend.
RoseRomance	Here lies Betty Ray. She died yesterday. We found her stone cold at the zoo. How she died, we have no clue.
Mairi bheag	Entombed in glass, Beneath the grass - Signor See-Through, of circus fame. We will not see his like again!
KittyBlue	Famous people, row on row! How did they die? I want to know!
Nanashi Orochi	Beneath this stone Lies one named Rei A proud young man Who was killed one day
DisturbedLoner	Here is poor, dead Mrs. Toast Her husband, Burnt, weeps the most How she died, now one knows But she haunts his bread with her ghost
Lavender Love	Here lies tiny Little Joe. He died from an infected toe. It's too bad he did not choose to simply wear a pair of shoes.
SurelyWritten	Here lies the sinister Old Man Gary who we could hardly wait to bury, but now I'm sorry that he is dead, and that's all there is too be said.
aSziiMPLEfantasZii	Rest in peace Little Miss Chin She did her own acupuncture with a pin. With that pin she accidentally slipped, Now she's lying in this crypt.
Solus McKnight	Here lies the unmark grave, Of a lonely man, Who lies like stave , And simply never fitted as an earthman.
ozma	In this grave lies a sleeping pet Who met his maker at the vet He took a bite out of the doc Then did he die of toxic shock.
On-Borrowed-Time	Billy Ray here lies dead, Because he jumped off his bed. He landed awkwardly on the floor, But only after he broke the door.
camus	I've kinda got used to the lack of space Afforded to me to coff in, But the tickly worms that writhe in THAT place They really piss me often.
Lavender Love	Inside this grave lies old man Harry. He was too good, on Earth, to tarry. One day he woke up with a start and emploded from an enormous fart!
Natasha Bradich	Dennis was distraught He died from eating his horse No sorry he choked on sauce Silly him of course!
ennovy	Brandy was found by the creek Standing up dead taking a leak We planted him before the sun went down Buried face first so he could not turn around. R.I.P. angels do not frown...