| Doctor, Doctor, help me, quick! The food I ate has made me sick! and that's not all! Please..I insist.. I have these ailments...Here's my list: | |
| My head is aching, my stomach's quaking, my hands are shaking and my eyes are baking! | |
| Listen to my thumping heart! And my blood pressure's off the chart! | |
| My left leg is swollen like a pillar of cement!! My right pinkie finger is smashed into a big fragment!! | |
| My heart is broken and I havent spoken Swollen lips and broken finger tips Hurt is a disease,cure me please | |
| Please don't put me on a diet! I don't ever want to try it! | |
| Oh dear what was that stuff i ate so well? My stomach feels itchy, my pancreas is giggling. My skin is turning a bright shade of purple! And my brain it is...................dancing. | |
| I cannot think for wen i thought my thoughts were of good thinking, they truly were quite horrible thoughts to think...i think |

