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Melodies	I need cosmetic surgery! Have you seen my nose? I want it to more closely match the color of my clothes.
Origami Shapes	Today I get my face made up with a nip and a fine tuck, I will look ever so pretty with a bit of slicng look!
DivineDrawing	I want my siamese twin taken off, I really like it coughcough Its big and green and ugly, And not particually snuggly :D
jacksm	But as of today it is all gone And I'll party 'til the dawn
JohnnyD	Want them to cut off my ugly hunchback So we can utilize it for a pretty backpack And once the old blind surgeon cuts it off I’ll develop a really fake nasty old cough Then they’ll remove my lungs before noon So the little kiddies can use them as balloon
Amber Silverhair	My eyes are popping, my chin is dropping My neck is bagging, my boobs are sagging
SurelyWritten	My doc says its time for lypo on my rump its so big I get stuck in doors with my hump And when there are people in my way I give them a bump with my nice huge gigantic rump
nunyabiznez	Can someone tell me who i resemble? Quick, I had plastic surgery to look like a famous star! "Oh, for the love of God, I can't believe it!!! You look Identical to Miss Julie Neaumar!!"
I loved you	Oh my god now what should i do? Do you think i should get my ear's pinned back or just have them glued? My head is spinning at the moment i don't know what to do all this plastic surgery has made me so confused.
Fausta P Temujin	And worst of all could I suffer a terrable reaction to all this surgury, leaving me like Michael Jackson?