| I didn't do it! No Way! You won't pin this on me, today! That broken dish just came that way and it was ugly, anyway! | |
| For the holes in my homework, you cannot blame me. It was eaten by my dog named Sammie | |
| I always leave the bathroom clean! Don't fuss at me! You're so mean! | |
| The jar is empty, no chocolate going And you think it was all my doing | |
| Sorry ma'am when that 4 square-ball broke your window, though,it was not me. The only boys I know that own that colored ball, are Fred n Eddie. | |
| The money jar is empty? No, this shirt's NOT NEW! How the jar got empty, I really have no clue! | |
| I really did clean my room just fine! Someone else messed it up this time! | |
| I'm never going to take the blame So... please just like me all the same! |

