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Melodies	True confessions, YAY, YAY, YAY! We're all messing up, today! My meatloaf tastes like little turds, left here by a flock of birds!
Origami Shapes	Oh dear I must confess to you on this fine monday night, I let one go and followed through, now my pants are covered in :o
Solus McKnight	Ah something shocking I must confess to you, I fell in love with another person, It has been a passionate affair, With the same sex of person I cared,
Melodies	Then I shall add a true confession, something I thought too shocking to mention, Last week I did go sailin' and made love with an alien!
JohnnyD	I’m as crazy as an old cock eyed twisted loon When it comes to singing I can’t carry a tune And chances are that in the near future soon Melodies will gleefully kick me over the moon :>
SurelyWritten	There is something I must confess to you my dear, I stole a banana from a monkey and made him tear, And know if you must know, I have some guilt on me, for this monkey who I stole from won't stop crying.
RoseRomance	I thought it would just be a prank, but yesterday I robbed a bank. Now, I'm hiding..on the lam.. I am a bandit, yes, I am!
Iohagh	I climbed from my bed feeling tired and whipped to be fed but truth be told I'm alone with nightmares in my head. I dreamed I was happy, loved, pregnant and so bored to death that I needed some coffee to keep me awake away from rest.
SurelyWritten	I shorted my brothers sheets, and ate all of his chocolate sweets, then I stole my sisters hairbrush, and then I rode away on a turtle named Crush.
nunyabiznez	I must confess i too have messed up once! I was boiling water for oddles of noodles. Pone rang and i chatted gleefully for nearly a month. The pot on the stove became a melted blob of silver puddles. (pot=cookware...not the drug you dingy)
SurelyWritten	I have one last thing that weighs on my conscience, I pelted my teacher with spit wads during food science!
Toni A Christman	Then while we're on the topic of things best seen myopic; one day when I was less then three I stole a bar of handy candy!
Melodies	These true confessions make us friends as now our fun and romp time ends!