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Melodies	I'm having a yard sale here, today! Please buy something, yes, you may! Tell me what you bought that's funny and how much you paid for it, in money!
Origami Shapes	I bought today at the yard sale a novel, a science fiction book, I didn't realize at the time the cover was from another - what a f...
blackday	With my own money, I picked out a blender To make smoothies and shakes forever! But when I got home and filled it to the brim I forgot it didn't have a lid. [opps. :D]
Solus McKnight	I went to the yard sale with my chunk of change, And I bought a doggy Speedo, For my german shepherd who is derange, But it was too tight and he was losing his airflow!
Jesus all i need	With my momma's money, i bought junk, the kind that you could keep in a trunk:
Blushfulmoon	Today at a yard sale I bought a pretty picture in a frame When I hung it on the wall down the whole thing came....
AbusedFlower	today at theyard sale i came upon 25 cent baby clothes but when i went home, I realized, there was no baby in this home i tried to return the items you see but the lady just looked at me and called me a freak
DivineDrawing	At melodies yard sale today, I saw a luxurious item, YAY It was only a larger than life t-rex, Definatley not for sale at your local next! It was green and spotty, It drove the neighbours dotty. It cost me only £7.67 A price that must'a fell from heaven.
ennovy	I found a basketball for my son, Purchased it because you had a gun. I paid all of $5.00 bucks, Now am down on my luck!
nunyabiznez	I went to melodies yard sale today and i saw so many things to buy. I saw a rought-iron bedframe, an old 1920's gas stove, even a two legged horse with one eye. I took my time before i chose what i wanted, oiy-vay. She's staring me down, "pick now,please, its the end of the day!" Geesh," So sorry, i lost track of the time, so many things here." I guess i will take that amethyst and moissannite chair.
RoseRomance	I see this pair of boxer shorts with horses blazoned there. I'll buy them for a quarter and wear them everywhere!
ennovy	I found a old rocking horse for just $2.00 Took it home, so my kid wouldn't hollar. Half way home off came the yellow tail The kids complained so much I went to jail!
Melodies	Another word will not be spoken, as all the yard sale stuff is broken!