| I'm very much ashamed to say I really broke the law today in many, many little ways: | |
| I crossed the street against the light and then I got into a fight. | |
| went a little faster than the speed limit said and didn't really stop at the sign, but went on ahead | |
| I pulled a u-turn in the road then sped on down the other way | |
| All the long while - ah, memory so bitter - Out of my open window dropping litter! | |
| I jaywalked twice, not so nice and sped again, another way... | |
| To stop and spit in a cop's face, So I start a police chase, | |
| Did you know it's a crime to kiss too long? It's not my fault! The urge was just too strong. | |
| I let the animals out at the zoo, People wrote a poem about it too. It was utter mayhem, Some would say 21st century bedlam. Thank God no-one was harmed, It seemed impossible as the animals could not be calmed. | |
| I broke the law today In my own very special way. I parked my car In a mall parking lot garage, "horray!" I stripped out of my dress while still In my car. I felt justifiably liberated, my job interview was over. I got out of my car and began walking towards the mall, when a car filled with men drove by and yelled "Thanks gal!" | |
| I didn't wear my seat belt Im suprised that today I haven't wound up in jail | |
| If I was to break the law today And they throw me in jail Can someone please come after me And help me post my bail? |

