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Addline: I Broke the Law Today in Many Little Ways!

MelodiesI'm very much ashamed to say
I really broke the law today
in many, many little ways:
Lavender LoveI crossed the street against the light
and then I got into a fight.
Vickie Jwent a little faster
than the speed limit said
and didn't really stop
at the sign, but went on ahead
Kool Kat KI pulled a u-turn in the road
then sped on down the other way
Mairi bheagAll the long while - ah, memory so bitter -
Out of my open window dropping litter!
Kool Kat KI jaywalked twice, not so nice
and sped again, another way...
Solus McKnightTo stop and spit in a cop's face,
So I start a police chase,
blackdayDid you know it's a crime to kiss too long?
It's not my fault! The urge was just too strong.
DivineDrawingI let the animals out at the zoo,
People wrote a poem about it too.
It was utter mayhem,
Some would say 21st century bedlam.
Thank God no-one was harmed,
It seemed impossible as the animals could not be calmed.
nunyabiznezI broke the law today In my own very special way.
I parked my car In a mall parking lot garage, "horray!"
I stripped out of my dress while still In my car.
I felt justifiably liberated, my  job interview was over.
I got out of my car and began walking towards the mall,
when a car filled with men drove by and yelled "Thanks gal!"
AbusedFlowerI didn't wear my seat belt
Im suprised that today I haven't wound up in jail
BlushfulmoonIf I was to break the law today
And they throw me in jail
Can someone please come after me
And help me post my bail?

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