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Addline: Zoo Animals Escape!

MelodiesWARNING! AN ALERT FOR YOU!
THE ANIMALS HAVE ESCAPED FROM OUR TOWN'S ZOO!

The monkeys are wild, the apes are all crazed
and they're assaulting people and leaving them dazed!
Solus McKnightSeveral of our giraffes,
Have swallowed whole members of our staffs
Poetic-SoldierOh My God, an all out assault, what mayhem
Monkeys are riding the giraffes, guiding them to the next victim
KittyBlueThe bears are all loose and are running amuck!
The grizzly bear is devouring a duck!
-PlayfulxxxKitten-The goats are all loose
and they're making a noose
WelshDragonWhilst Chimpanzees run through he streets
to the thunderous sound of elephant's feet
Origami ShapesThe rowdy fishcake ripples out a roar
while the chicken leg leaps: attacking passersby.
shadowlynthe llamas are dancing 'round the snakes
their smashing all the people, it's good that they're all fakes
JohnnyDThe culprits of this were the Monkeys
For the little devils stole the keys
AbusedFlowerButs that's not even the worst part of it
The alligators are running rampit
Snapping up everything in sight
Omg! Surely we will all die!
nunyabiznezBut wait out of the deep waters of the hippopotomus lake, comes a hippo dressed in a superhero's cape.
She heads for the grandstand where the mic's are still in tact. She calls for all to return to see her new ballerina act.
One by one they begin to attack miss hippo diva-gal.
What was she thinking, she was invincible after all?
Well, the llemers' have all gone to a dancing party,
They didn't know was sponsored by the King Lion of Naughty.
DivineDrawingIn the Jurassic park part alien
There lay an upturned golf cart,
Driven by a flamingo,
Who danced the the ringo.
wakingdevilThere goes an elephant and a rat
Oh!Look out the elephant crushed him flat!
BabyintheCornerThey're all out to escape into
This wild world we've adapted to
So the first thing that they'll do
Is run far from the zoo
then all of the clothing stores they shall rob
hoping to look nice when they go look for jobs
but no one will hire them, afterall
not even those crazy kooks at the mall
so eventually they will APPLY at the zoo
hoping we'll take them back....
well....would YOU?
Nanashi OrochiSomeone call Animal Control
The rhinos have trampled the Pet Patrol
KittyBlueThe elephants are all enraged, hurling about each zoo cage!
The concession stands are torn to bits by burly apes, having fits!
RoseRomanceThe tigers are lurking and stalking the deer.
Every grass-eating creature is living in fear.
ennovyLast but not less the peacock struts
While Reggie the rhino is stuck in a rut
MelodiesThe animals never returned to the zoo!
Watch out, everyone, for they want to eat you!

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