| It's fun 'n' funky in this tree! I'll climb and see what I can see! It's sad and lonely in this place! I wish that I could kiss your face! | |
| I kissed your face, the tree did sway and now I'm in the family way | |
| But gravity might be my date, Since tiny limb holds all my weight | |
| And in to the breeze I hang upside down Chattering and screeching like a batty clown | |
| I like this tree, it's rather funny, I did try to come down, but I hurt my bunny | |
| Hanging here may seem absurd 'cos I'm not a bat and not a bird. | |
| I am as tall as a termite, Who is terrified of height, | |
| Although I wish I was on the ground It seems an aweful long way down | |
| As limb snaps I fell and broke my stupid neck But with my Ego I'm heard to say; "What the heck" | |
| But as it's said, I'll climb again This tree is tired and will not win! | |
| I climb up to the top and the tree speaks out! "Oh, no, NOT AGAIN!!! Wish I could turn you into a trout... And when hungry, with my thin limbs I'd go fishing." Why have you said that? Do you think It's amusing? I can beat your game with use of a chain saw turn you into furniture for my gramma! |

