| I love you so much, my heart's gonna burst! I can't remember when I ever felt worse. | |
| These feeling I feel are not coerced, Plus it matches my shiny new purse | |
| You look like William Randolph Hearst, Take me to Starbucks - we'll converse. | |
| I have been your favourite host, For you always look for the pizza course. | |
| And now I wish to bring a toast, To exclaim the Love I wish to endorse, | |
| Please be my sweetheart from now to forever and stay by my side and always be clever! | |
| I'll feed you on slices of liverwurst On icecream and herrings until you burst | |
| dont you think love causes pain and its just driving us all insane | |
| With you fat tush and shapely body I've got to have some hot toddy | |
| We'll go to Heaven in a little row boat and sweet little Cupid will help it float! |

