Addline: Mary had A LOT OF PETS, not Just a Little Lamb at All poetry

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Melodies	Mary had a little lamb, but then did get a duck! Mary had a little duck, but all it did was quack! Mary got so sick of it, she promptly gave it back!
nunyabiznez	Mary had a little puppy, shephard/terrier mix. Mary got another pup, a yorkie, said to be fixed. Mary spyed them in her garden, they were having sex.
Melodies	She returned them to the doggy store and sighed and said,"Oh,nevermore!" Then Mary smiled and bought a fish! "This will complete my every wish!"
Trapped-inside	The fish looked very mean and had a nasty fin... Mary then bought a parrot who caused quite a din
Mairi bheag	Mary had a brontosaur - she bought it for a lark - It fell off a container ship right by Jurrasic Park :D
KittyBlue	Mary loved her dinosaur but wanted pets more and more! Next she got a little monkey that turned out to be a junky.
Toni A Christman	So Mary went to see more lambs (she thought she’d get one back). But, darn! The lamb that Mary picked turned out to be a slack! The lazy little booger slept from morn til dusk and back And ate her out of house and home, and then went back for snacks.
DivineDrawing	Mary decided upon a giraffe, When her friends came round it caused a little laugh.
Storic	Mary bought a gander, but the naughty thing broke loose and it is quite unmentionable what it did to Mary's goose!
Melodies	Poor Mary then began to sneeze and wheeze and cough and cry and gave up all her pets, so she'd not die. "Come, please, and take your pets away! Do not wait another day! Oh, and friends...I this will say..."Thank you for delightful play!