Read Contests Groups Learn Forums Store Help
 

Addline: Hickory Dickory Dock

MelodiesHickory Dickory Dock, I walked around the block.
I tripped on a crack and broke my back, Hickory, Dickory Dock!
shubsHickory Dickory Doc the craziest doctor around
Said nothing did nothing said I was safe and sound
maa"But Hickory Dickory Dock, can't you see that I'm in pain ?!"
(Sometimes I really believe that some doctors are insane ...)
MelodiesI went outside and climbed a tree
and tumbled down and broke my knee!
blackdayI couldn't stand, I couldn't walk.
CURSE YOU HICKORY DICKORY DOCK!
MelodiesStill....I'm just glad that I can talk!
I'll calmly sip my tea! OH! NOW I'VE BURNED MY TONGUE! SEE?
Jimmah324Weeks go by I'm finally FREE!
But then I found out that I'm allergic to that flying annoyance called "THE BEE"
Mairi bheagHickory Dickory Dink - I went to see my shrink...
You can lead a wh*re to culture, but you can't make her think!
Solus McKnightHIckory Dickory Dock I had an infectious kiss,
With a man of HIV and STD's,Hickort Dickory F*K
MelodiesHickory Dickory Dank - I just now robbed a bank.
I'm on the lam...YES, I AM! Please wish me, now, GOOD LUCK!
Kool Kat KI was  on the run, yes you see,Untill I hit that
pesky tree!
Curses Hickory Dicokry Dee
blackdayHickory Dickory Do, I love playing in the snow,
but I forgot my hat, forgot my coat, so people call me slow.
AbusedFlowerHickory Dickory Dock got drunk
to drink his pain away
he came across miss tuffet
and f*ed her and her and ate her curdes and whey
MelodiesHickory Dickory Dill, curds and whey made him so ill !
He buried the rest and then confessed,"I'm making out my will!"
tenshihijimushiHickory Dickory Douse, he left me his house!
Now I am rich, but my maid is a b*tch, so I fired her and her spouse.
Amber SilverhairHickory Dickory Dunk, I climbed the elephants trunk
He started to sneeze, I flew with ease and landed on my bunk
Solus McKnightHickory Dickory Funk , I was sprayed with Ode to Skunk,
Leaving my face frosted with foul gunk
StoricHickory Dickory Dee, my dog he got a flea
it lunched upon him, then things got grim
'cos it munched the cat for tea.
MelodiesHickory Dickory Do! Thanks to all of you!
This poem was fun that we all spun!
MY LOVE I SEND TO YOU!

Join in!  Add to the addline:


Add a comment

    : Comment: