| Hickory Dickory Dock, I walked around the block. I tripped on a crack and broke my back, Hickory, Dickory Dock! | |
| Hickory Dickory Doc the craziest doctor around Said nothing did nothing said I was safe and sound | |
| "But Hickory Dickory Dock, can't you see that I'm in pain ?!" (Sometimes I really believe that some doctors are insane ...) | |
| I went outside and climbed a tree and tumbled down and broke my knee! | |
| I couldn't stand, I couldn't walk. CURSE YOU HICKORY DICKORY DOCK! | |
| Still....I'm just glad that I can talk! I'll calmly sip my tea! OH! NOW I'VE BURNED MY TONGUE! SEE? | |
| Weeks go by I'm finally FREE! But then I found out that I'm allergic to that flying annoyance called "THE BEE" | |
| Hickory Dickory Dink - I went to see my shrink... You can lead a wh*re to culture, but you can't make her think! | |
| HIckory Dickory Dock I had an infectious kiss, With a man of HIV and STD's,Hickort Dickory F*K | |
| Hickory Dickory Dank - I just now robbed a bank. I'm on the lam...YES, I AM! Please wish me, now, GOOD LUCK! | |
| I was on the run, yes you see,Untill I hit that pesky tree! Curses Hickory Dicokry Dee | |
| Hickory Dickory Do, I love playing in the snow, but I forgot my hat, forgot my coat, so people call me slow. | |
| Hickory Dickory Dock got drunk to drink his pain away he came across miss tuffet and f*ed her and her and ate her curdes and whey | |
| Hickory Dickory Dill, curds and whey made him so ill ! He buried the rest and then confessed,"I'm making out my will!" | |
| Hickory Dickory Douse, he left me his house! Now I am rich, but my maid is a b*tch, so I fired her and her spouse. | |
| Hickory Dickory Dunk, I climbed the elephants trunk He started to sneeze, I flew with ease and landed on my bunk | |
| Hickory Dickory Funk , I was sprayed with Ode to Skunk, Leaving my face frosted with foul gunk | |
| Hickory Dickory Dee, my dog he got a flea it lunched upon him, then things got grim 'cos it munched the cat for tea. | |
| Hickory Dickory Do! Thanks to all of you! This poem was fun that we all spun! MY LOVE I SEND TO YOU! |

