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asinnerliketherest	Go ahead and sit down tell me what's on your mind
ea	how come you blew off the chiaku-off?
Mickie27	My head is hurting what do you sauggest?
asinnerliketherest	chaikus look better without hair, unfortunately I have hair since your obession of chai hair has been created by your fear of hair I could not, in good conscious, enter Mickie27 I suggest having a sausage clearly you're repressing your "sausage fest" craving
Little Brat	I like WAFFLES!!! Sorry that's part of my problem I keep just blurting that out Can you help me Dr.???
asinnerliketherest	Clearly, being born after the great Ninja Turtle era you are having Ninja Turtle sewer lid fantasies, but not recognising this lid as anything but a waffle The solution of course is to get your hands on all original Ninja Turltes episodes ever created and catch up on your missed past (don't forget the movies -- those are essential too)
oneslowtyper	I have a serious problem, Doc. I only speak two lines at a time.
asinnerliketherest	Don't we all? Next time don't breath between lines and then you can say four or keep going until you pass ou. . .
XxxblondettexxX	oh please doc., i dunno what to do, my life is falling apart and i dont know what to do everytime i think of him my cheeks start to blush what is it that he is going after or does he just want my lust?
ea	speaking of hairless coat hangers in Britain they call sausages "Bangers".
bored rebelchick	oh doc could you help me as well i have lost my medication and now the voices are talking to me again. Waffles they say and now i need waffles!!
Forbidden-Smiles	And if you don't give me waffles, I fear, I am going to scream.