| You can list your reasons, if you want...? | |
| Cats are easy to have around | |
| Cats don't make a sound,
Cats never put you down, Cats never complain, Cats don't make you insane, Cats, from talking, refrain, | |
| If only women could be more like cats
one little pat upon the behind You would have the booty in the air all the time ;*) | |
| Cats are cheaper on the whole
Cats aren't concerned about their weight And they're a lot easier to pick up | |
| Just me and my fuffy
and her four little paws no PMS or Menopause | |
| if her scratching causes blood
you can have her declawed | |
| Cats don't get offended
When you talk to other girls, |
