| You can just list your reasons, if you want...? | |
| a dog is content to lie with you in bed and just sleep | |
| Dogs are easily satisfied | |
| Dogs always look with eyes that adore
Naaaa it's not that steak I just brought home from the store You never need to asks a dog twice to do the dishes He'll lick them cleaner then a whistle | |
| He'll protect and lick you while you weep | |
| Dogs dont fart in their sleep
wait, yeah they do well, dogs are better cus they don't act like you do! | |
| No supper bowl on TV do they watch
and bad company.. well' Buster gets rid of them by sniffing their crotch | |
| the never leave the toilet seat up
they never forget to call they don't hog the covers in bed they sleep on the floor in a ball |
