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Addline: World's Luckiest Person

Just4uI tripped over bum on sidewalk
And fell upon the ground
And right there before me
A lottery ticket found

Won a hundred million in the draw
Now I'n happy as can be
Thanks to my misfortune
I'm in the lap of luxury
ZezThat bum upon the ground is me
And Im terribly broke and down you see,
So howbout lettin me have a shake
And see how much falls from your money tree?
Just4uI went back to the corner
And found the bum still there
I slipped him a million dollars
I thought it was only fair

For if I hadn't trip on him
No money would there be
Be on your way now young man
And grow your own money tr
bizgirl39The bum, the money he took
picked himself up from the sidewalk
a money tree he did not
his fortune....the pet rock
Just4uI heard the bum had did real good
Invested money like he should
And used his humor sharp and clean
To stone some folks and pluck their green
Just4uI took some money...a million and three
And bought microsoft at a dollar three
And the stock shot up 500 percent
Giving back even more than I originally spent
Barb DavidsonMoney came, money went,
I bought a wife,
Money well spent,
Bought a house, had kids, a car,
my, my how money had bought me far.
rufina caraidIn order to hold onto what I got
I've had to be real mean
Bought a racehorse, he just can't lose
He's the best you've ever seen
rufina caraidI'll send him over to Oz I think
To win the Melbourne Cup
And pasture him near Kerry Packer
When his racing days are up
rufina caraidThe Horses name is 'Just born Lucky'
I think it fits quite well
But I'l name him 'Bum on sidewalk'
Hang on that rings a bell!
catzI'm now known for my benevolence
Given away fortunes more than once
And always cae out on top you see
I've been as lucky as can be
catzBut money isn't everything
There's love and friendship too
And I've bought plenty of that
Just for something else to do
catzMy newly bought frinds and lovers
All said I'd someday bite the dust
But so far I've been lucky
I'll go win some more, I must, I must
abusedlittlegurl11me im luckey i'll tell you true
i'm so luckey how bout you
i've won it all through and through
given alot to the charitys
and win more just like that
Just4uDecided to throw the pair of bones
A million dollars at a throw
The first one was a seven
They yelled...Hey way to go
Just4uI threw and threw and threw so more
I made point every time
By the time I quit that night
40 billion dollars now was mine
Just4uSo I headed for the card tables
I put it ALL on just one play
I was dealt royal flush
I've owned Las Vegas since that day
rufina caraidBut now I have to push
Myself up from off my butt
It's getting a little dreary
Making all this 'hard earned' dough
Is making me quite weary!!
rufina caraidBut someone has to do the job
Of making all this money
It's all made round to go around
I think it's rather funny
rufina caraidIt's Melbourne Cup next Tuesday
To win it is a must
I'm off to Oz tomorrow
'Bum on Sidewalk' in him I trust
Just4uI placed a hundred million
On 'Bum' to win the race
For he reminded me of someone
In some far off place
Just4uA long shot he was at 3oo to one
He hadn't won a race in years
But he won it, just by a nose
I almost broke down in tears
Just4uI bought him from the owner
And put him out for stud
He was treated like royalty
Even had beauty baths of mud

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