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Addline: The Day AllPoetry Died

MaureenI am sad
Sad and mad
Did somebody do something bad?
Have we been had?
No AllPoetry, EGAD!
BigmammajenI did my laundry
isnt that nice?
now when Im in england
I wont have to wear them twice
I sit here in my chair
Pulling out my hair
How they dare
Make me stare
Into space I wait
My fingers fondle the keys
I want to write for my mate
I really do, so PLEASE
Get this damn site working
Stop this 'cookies' problem
I'm tired of lurking
I'm here hackin up phlem
No, no, not again!
AllPoetry won't let me in!
I keep hitting refresh for nil ..
Now nothing to do but pay my bills .. :-(
Come back, AP, I'll be good!
I'll only write words that I should!
Allpoetry, tell me what's wrong.
I can't take this for very long.
You pay your bills Birch
While the others do a search
I will clean my house
And fucking POUT!!!
Thats all we seem to do now
Whine, Cry and Bitch
An addict? NO thats not ME!!!
So, I'm off to hit that refresh key
No poems
No comments
Just add-a-lines ..
At least
there's a venue
for me to send out a whine.
Okay, g*d damn, I'll grade more papers ..
Red ink makes me sick, poems are safer.
But .. allpoetry's down, what else can I do?
But dip my hands in red ink, and head off to school! :-(
trayseelynnmy poem's are gone, i'm gonna scream
nothing at all comes up on my screen
i should have backed them up, i'm really dumb
without allpoetry i'm really numb.
Burnt at both endsI have an Idea
That no one can MATCH
It sticks to your skin
It's a POETRY PATCH!
Birch your a scholarly chick
With that red ink all over
Turning on the guys here in AP
You sure make 'em hollar
trayseelynni don't know what else to do?
and i have an idea, niether do you!
we sit here and wait for the site to come up
twiddling our thumbs, do you think we are nuts?
If it came down to money
Surely honey
We'de all pitch in
And share some gin
You're nuts honey
And so am I
Guess someone out there thinks this funny
So I hope they fry
A sip here and A sip there
I know I would share
To bask in different pens
OH please, let us out of this den
Burnt at both endsStuck one to my Johnson
and one to my heart
My life can't help
but imitate ART!
Burnt at both endsI regret that I stuck
that patch on my ass
lamenting the rhymes
tthat pass with my gas.
Burnt at both ends
Someone grab the hacker and pull his eyelashes out with tweezers.
jenneddinI'm losing my mind
actually did some work today
now I have nothing else to do
maybe I'll just stare at my shoes
this sucks...hehe
MaureenThough I'm usually forgiving,
I hope his teeth fall out
the day before Thanksgiving.
BigmammajenOh wait I wont need them
You know that dont you....
but dont worry, while we are 'visiting'
we wont forget all of you ;)

Glad to see this place
is up and all is well
but I hope the lil fawker
rots away in hell :P

ceegeeessThe poet in me cried
Allpoetry died
I have gone berserk
Wanted to give the cookies a jerk
Not to meddle with the honey
In the cup of all poets ,nay!
One day without the platform of poets
Every poet is dead for the day
to
IndyDom316Sat at my computer
to type the away the day
the computer said an error
had had ereased it all away
I said 'That can't be right'
and hit reload up top
but again the message came
my world came to a stop
I clicked reload once
IndyDom316more and crosssed my fingers full of hop
the error appeared and taunted me
Bill Gates is such a dope
Well, I guess I'll be with my family
I'll just spend some time at home...
.....
DAMMIT I CAN'T TAKE THI GO GET KEVIN ON THE PHONE!
Cinnamon SpiderSince AP won't come up
there's nothing to do
except go shopping for shoes
and hearing cows moo!

FIX IT!!!!!!
DekeThe day AllPoetry died--
I sat right down and I cried.
DekeKevin said, "I have it fixed."  We all know that he lied.
That is what happened the day Allpoetry died.

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