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MariGoesHappy Birthday Hugh-Dad-Wyles!

I'm dancing the Poi dance
to celebrate dad's birthday.
He can't follow my steps,
he keeps losing his grass skirt.

HesperusI had offered him a kilt,
though the grass was kind of itchy
Spindly legs of stilt
And one between, quite titchy!
hugh wylesOn my birthday, I should be allowed wear my birthday suit
though my grass skirt certainly would help conceal my tooty fruit.
Especially when Mari starts to practice her poi dance
the sight of her Brazilian bum and her brown tum
my birthday would enhance.
MargaretGHappy birthday dear Hugh,
you have had quite a few!
May this twelvemonth be fruitful,
and enjoyable too!
((with humungous hugs))
Sir Ima CucumberWhat exactly is a poi dance?
Do you jiggle or maybe prance?
isn't poi some kind of food?
Maybe taro root slightly chewed?
and why would Mariza's dance...
Hugh's member enhance?
Dancing on food seems odd
even with her nice bod.
Well whatever makes Hugh smile
That Kiwi's got an odd style
But on his birthday he has the right
to watch Mari dance on poi all night.

hugh wylesA poi's a really wond'rous thing,
a tiny ball on end of string
which, whirling round a supple wrist,
while Froo-Froo's hippies twirl and twist
and hair jiggle back and forth
and up and down and south and north
and, if you're quick, a glimpse to tease
through her grass skirt, of shapely knees.
Ah! You can keep your books of poetry!
Give me the whirling, twirling rotary
of a Brazilian dancing poi'se,
a samba with those extra toys
and watch how it excites the boys!!
angelicaHugh in a grass skirt now that I'd love to see
he can sway and prance in front of you and me.
I heard he had a bonzer birthday me thinks
enjoying all the scotch's he could drink.
Have a Happy Birthday our illustrious King Hugh
I wish we were all there to celebrate with you.
Eeyores BuddyHappy Birthday to hugh
Even though I don't know you
Have a fun time along the way
After all, it's your birthday!
hugh wylesWell, we'd soon know each other
if I could "Tickle Me Pink"
but now I've got to wash and dry
the dishes in the sink
or, for my 74th birthday,
she'll black my other eye!
hugh wylesWe could get to know each other
if you let me "Tickle Me Pink"
but now, I've got to wash and dry
(or else she'll black my other eye)
the dishes in the sink!
PoetryalityBrought strings, projectiles, and you have to guess?
Great treasures you'll love; I need to confess.
Searched mountain and valley looking to see
If the Birthday King could please riddle me?
Four letters needed to figure this out
No doubt it's what you're black eye is about
You can't have a party without this gem.
The key to this riddle is -conjoined-femme-.
(Happy Birthday Your Highness & Many Blessings)





leo2Congratulations my man Hugh
and all that's compliment'ry
My money's squarely on you
to make it three fourths a century.
catz
To this loving add-line I'm a bit remiss
For I was looking for a special kiss
To plant upon our King's rosy cheek
One that would make his knees go week
But just my luck, it took so long
You'd all finished his birthday song
So instead of a kiss I'll give a wink
And help Edna black his other eye
Just so his vision will be in sync

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