I'm dreaming of a sunny Christmas | |
| I'm dreaming of a moldy Christmas When a roof leaks above my head Where the rain is nonstop And the kids play skip hop Outside in the wet I dread.... | |
| I'm hoping for some broken toys and dollies without their head and stockings stuffed with killjoys and things that Pookie dreads | |
| Spiders dropping from their hiding places Dark shadows filling every room With no dogs barking That someone is parking And soon, I will have met my doom! | |
| Im dreaming of being well this Christmas without no bronchitis and sickess faced. Where I can attend my Christmas dinner not caughing my head off in their face. | |
| I'm dreaming of a chatoic christmas Were my chatolic grandparents find out my uncles gay Were my cousin says shes pregeant again and my aunt is swicthing to kosher. Oh Voy! | |
| I'm dreaming of a real Christmas with no games or toys Where it's okay if Santa forgets the girls and boys I'm dreaming of a Christmas where Jesus gets his due Where we accept him and his blessings, all for me and you And if this doesn't work and down the chimney Santa comes Next to his plate of cookies, I'll be sure to leave some Tums 'Cuz I got aggravated at the greedy kids Christmas list And a couple of cookie dough ingredients, I'm pretty sure I missed | |
| I'm dreaming of a blessed Christmas with my dear Bill and children too where my heart is merry and never heavy and all my dreams will have come true. | |
| I haven't gotten any games or toy Nor cookies for Santa...I don't even have a tree So this silly songs for Christmas Was just the perfect add a line for me | |
| Roudouph the red nose rain dear had a very shiney nose and these winter days will make ours also be of glow. We needed nose muffs oh Santa do you here our plea Red noses this holiday and colds can't on Christmas be. |

