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Addline: Silly Christmas Songs (Lets Begin)

Sherry

I'm dreaming of a sunny Christmas
without the cold and warm days ahead.
Where palm trees are swaying and
surfers are eating on some Italian bread.

PookiebubuI'm dreaming of a moldy Christmas
When a roof leaks above my head
Where the rain is nonstop
And the kids play skip hop
Outside in the wet I dread....
Vickie JI'm hoping for some broken toys
and dollies without their head
and stockings stuffed with killjoys
and things that Pookie dreads
PookiebubuSpiders dropping from their hiding places
Dark shadows filling every room
With no dogs barking
That someone is parking
And soon, I will have met my doom!
SherryIm dreaming of being well this Christmas
without no bronchitis and sickess faced.
Where I can attend my Christmas dinner
not caughing my head off in their face.
inkedsnowI'm dreaming of a chatoic christmas
Were my chatolic grandparents find out my uncles gay
Were my cousin says shes pregeant again
and my aunt is swicthing to kosher. Oh Voy!
catzI'm dreaming of a real Christmas with no games or toys
Where it's okay if Santa forgets the girls and boys
I'm dreaming of a Christmas where Jesus gets his due
Where we accept him and his blessings, all for me and you
And if this doesn't work and down the chimney Santa comes
Next to his plate of cookies, I'll be sure to leave some Tums
'Cuz I got aggravated at the greedy kids Christmas list
And a couple of cookie dough ingredients, I'm pretty sure I missed
thelordreignsI'm dreaming of a blessed Christmas
with my dear Bill and children too
where my heart is merry
and never heavy
and all my dreams will have come true.
BlushfulmoonI haven't gotten any games or toy
Nor cookies for Santa...I don't even have a tree
So this silly songs for Christmas
Was just the perfect add a line for me
SherryRoudouph the red nose rain dear had a very shiney nose
and these winter days will make ours also be of glow.
We needed nose muffs oh Santa do you here our plea
Red noses this holiday and colds can't on Christmas be.

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