| Ok, this time I want you to give me your own words of wisdom. Things you have experienced in your life, and want to share with others... What I do NOT want, is something you have heard from others. This must be YOUR own pearls of perception! Please, don't steals others work... Come on, dig deep in your brain, and let it come forth. Even "lame" things for you can be an "aha!" for someone else, so give me all you got! An example: Never try turning a doorknob with greasy fingers. | |
| Before you critcize listen and hear. | |
| If you're going drop your bread and butter, sweep the floor first! :) | |
| Always wear clean undies! ;) | |
| Don't put a whole egg in the microwave! | |
| Success is getting up one more time than you fall. | |
| Walking backwards helps one to see what you missed! | |
| Always lable your jars. Poridge oats in a soup do not look or taste nice. | |
| Always look for soup first. Remember, the pot is stouter than the pan. I'd rather place my heart in a warm pot than in a huge fryer, for it burns easily. There's always room, though, for chicken soup for the soul. :) | |
| Tomorrow is just another yesterday your trying to get through. | |
| Never believe the turkey keeps fresher in the freezer. It's a lie! Mine died there overnight! | |
| Have no regrets, for every step taken has led you to the glorious place you are today. | |
| Uneasy lies the heart that is torn apart. | |
| Love is used for selfish needs, but yet we hold it dear... why? | |
| Good manners cost nothing. So why are people so mean with them? | |
| You can't hear logic over the din of euphoria. | |
| Never lose a friend who's so dear. | |
| Let your tongue roll around in your head a hundred times before you speak. |

