| THIS ADD-LINE IS FOR GREETERS ONLY, WE'RE JUST GIVING OUR GREETER COORDINATOR A HARD TIME FOR NOT TAKING US TO HAWAII WITH HIM....GEEZE...HOW THOUGHTLESS CAN A GUY BE, ANYWAY Dear John Dear John, we've tried to miss you and really hate to write and tell how much fun it is without you with no whips, we can't even hear you yell | |
| All hells broke loose living it up, each night your gone. | |
| Now, I've missed placed the whip you lent me, can't find it anywhere but I think Cindy hid it on one of these many pages, somewhere | |
| You'll never look at argyle socks the way you did before or drawers that left you much misplaced outside the basement door, Your rules and regulations script might be the light and salt, Since suddenly you've changed your mind and wrote it all in chalk." | |
| I hope you didn’t wet yourself flying all that way I know the drinks aboard the plane, tastes a bit like hay And yes I hid your whip - the one you left behind It’s hidden at Allpoetry - I dare you to try and find | |
| And none of us will help you The mods dont know as well You can chain us up and whip us But I swear we'll never tell | |
| You'll come back home to find the greeter board in disarray We and the mods threw quite a party While you were away. Red wine stains on the couch, Beer cans on the floor We left you quite a mess to clean, And Kevin said you could fix the broken door. | |
| And so you see, Dear John it doesn't pay to leave us here all the fun you're having in Hawaii you'll pay for dearly when you get back here | |
| Completely unaware are you Sunning in the sand All your little greeter elves Have used your credit card for a band We also hired a caterer, At your expense, of course, Because what kind of party would we have When we are all so poor? | |
| All of your "older" greeters are insane I want no part of this (party) Oh John...why in the world Didn't you leave me the whips? Because they're all being naughty! | |
| Oh, sure Daniela, miss innocence herself see how ya are...blame it all on us and as the 'older' of the 'older' greeters I think we have some things to discuss But first things first and John is our target as we plan and we plot with joy how to get even for being left behind while hula girls dance with our boy | |
| I died!! Yeah! | |
| That's hilarious Dee Oh okay I'll join in the fun I know John was our target Maybe he'll come back with a gun! Who the heck is Blackstar16? He's not a greeter I don't think Oh well... back to put this poem in sync Did you wear a grass skirt John? Did you hula with the best? We wanna see your moves Where are our cameras? Where have they been left? I'm sure you took them with you So we can't be paparazzis Oh well, you know I would have liked To be there with the hotties | |
| Yes, I could have had fun with those cabana boys While you danced with the hula hotties..... | |
| I'd get a room and who knows what would happen next I'd probably trash it and leave it unlocked To let looters in While you're getting your beauty rest | |
| I think cats found the whip, the one I hid so good I only gave out one clue but she must have understood There it is on the top of this page glued right to her hand So now I’ll get back to work! This ‘I” understand | |
| You thought you had us all fooled with your fuzzy whips and gentle hit but this granny knows all your hiding places Us grannies know it all, and don't you forget it we know the day is coming when you'll lose your head when you'll pass up all those fuzzy ones and grab the real one instead | |
| California, Indiana , Washington , UK Pennsylvania, Arizona, Georgia, Texas-way, England and Australia Canada and Oregon, Well! Greeters are from up above And that means everyone! So when you offer coconut And pineapple as fruit You‘re welcome back but when you do We‘ll get you back…………ta' boot! | |
| And you can do your "Woosh...Crack Get Back To Work" routine But I don't think anyone will want to After all this partying! | |
| HE'S BACK...HE'S BACK!!! And trying his whip to crack but it's hard to feel when nothing's there as he swings and whips it through the air So, John, take it easy between now and December where we put all your whips, we'll try to remember NOT!!! |
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