| Yemassee is a bright spot in the AP universe, fireworks in the darkness, a splash of purple paint on a white canvas. Add your congratulations for the contribution that Yem has made to life here. And don't forget that he's the king. | |
| Oh Purple cow king. I could never imagine ap life without you brightening us all up. Where would the purple cows go otherwise? I Thank you for all you have done for us all. You are truly wonderful ![]() | |
| Place him on a throne for all the world to see He is the one - the only king of cowz. No greater nut has ever cracked than he place him on a thone for all the world to see. He writes comedic but with truth our Yemassee stories and poems with hidden lessons he wows! Place him on a throne for all the world to see He is the one - the only king of cowz. | |
| Oh Yem, without you, all the cowz would be mad. Then we'd all would end up with some brain-eating disease this weekend. | |
| A year of fun has past at old a.p. I have to say I love your poetry. You've made me laugh, you've made me think and now I send sincere congrats, Yem, king of cows. | |
| A whole year. Thought sure I'd have been chased off here by now. Maybe next year. Thanks Margaret and all of you who and wished me well. And those of you who do not...may you rot in Hell! Hey, I just realized something. Come Friday I'm no longer a rookie! I make one promise/threat...next year I'm going to be even weirder! | |
| Outstanding in your field amidst the heres and nows I see an odd ball trying to milk the purple cowz. Oh look, now he is finished he is walking up to me. He shows his purple milk and says, "I am Yemassee, and purple cowz love me." "And so do we, Yemassee." | |
| Congrats to the purple-pink ways 'e keeps writing then tells me 'e's lazy. If the purple cow sh*t doesn't smother his wit he'll continue to drive us all crazy. ~~~ Good luck for the next year. | |
| Uncle Yem, I love you cause there is no one so true to himself, his friends and a cow or two. I've seen your funny stuff and quality work too, there's none other on here quite as odd as you | |
Yem, I do believe that everyone here on AP loves you. And I know why...It's the cowz. Happy Anniversary, my wonderful friend. Hugs, Patricia | |
| Yem. That Moxie guzzling, wise-cracking man [or is he a purple cow?] that we all love. GO YEMMERS soon you can retire here well in about 30 years. Lol HUGS | |
| I tooted. Ima's starting to make Yem look good. That's not good. Boo! | |
| A year ago he came to this site with the power of a hurricane he won so many hearts His presence is a must without him this site is so good as dead | |
| Albinos are raising the dead! I kid you not...run! | |
| congrats Yem! continue to spread joy around! | |
| Moooooooooooo! Long live purple cowz (and happy anniversary)! | |
| Never met the person... But I hear of purple cows and albinos Yem seems like a nice person With an extraordinary imagination | |
| Uncle Yem Happy AP Anniversary The cows wouldn't know What to do without you hug Beth | |
| Oh say can you see Yemassee by the dawn's early purple cow light what so proudly we laughed until we wanted to pee ourselves at the twilights last twinkling sound of randomness and Yemasee's red glare the moxie bottles burting in air gave proof through the night that our sanity wasn't there oh say does that cow say let the banner of Yem ring o'er the land of the undyingly faithful and Yem's crzay allpoetry gig... HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!!! May you live until you can't see your feet...Actually...can you see your feet NOW??? | |
| King Yem, you're the best of the bestest, and often a fest to the restest. When troubles arrive, laughs help us survive! Your page is a chest of the jestest. Love and hugs from all of us. |

Happy Anniversary, my wonderful friend. Hugs, Patricia 
