| Everybody!!!!!! Please add your slightly-inapporpriate words of wisdom and brilliant strokes of ingenious and we'll get this show on the road!!!!!!! 1. A man who puts peanut butter on his balls..... is kinda nutty. | |
| 2. Do not blame God for having created the tiger, but thank him for not having given it wings. | |
| 3. Do not play leapfrog with unicorns. | |
| 4. Butt Sex is Itchy... | |
| 5. Kids in the backseats cause accidents, accidents in the backseats cause kids. | |
| 6. Man in glass house should dress in basement. | |
| 7. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. | |
| 8. Never pet a burning dog. 9. Do not piss into the wind. | |
| 10. Goldfish DO bounce! | |
| 11. Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll all think you're on drugs. |
Addline: Sayings that should Never be Needle-Pointed onto a Pillow
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