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Oh shit
I saw a woman’s tits
that looked like lunar pits
with excited tomtits
drooling pools of
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Would it kill you to breath?
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She comes down the muddy aisle
With a dress made from long screws
As she holds a bouquet of
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Poetry soup
that makes me poop
down my leg
and up a scoop.
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Flummoxing over Love
deepest questions and thoughts
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She thinks my drill is sexy.
She likes to turn it on.
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I found a needle
in a haystack
near a French letter
on Madison Avenue
with a basket
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As 2006
is coming
to an end
what has
struck you
during
this past year?
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A toy I simply had to touch
but left me myself and I
locked inside Toys ``R`` Us
caged l
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I’m knocking
on heaven’s doors,
for I need
to complain
to the
All Mighty.
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It's
the end
of the world
as we
know it
and I
feel fine!
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Buried and blended
among hordes
of green peas,
I found a bullet
in my pea soup.
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I lie
not because
I want to
but rather
because
I seem to
need to.
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It has been
a sea sickening
journey
from Beirut to Larnaca.
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I cracked a nut,
and popped open a beer.
I sat on my toilet
watching a movie on Shakespe
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I really really really had a bad day:
I gave dogfood to my pregnant wife.
She had to be rush
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I fear it,
A fear
to which I lost control,
The very thought makes me bleed,
As I loo
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Sarah Bell,
With puppy blue eyes,
And a heart of gold,
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I drank a coffee from a urinal,
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I'm reading a poem,
All I see,
Are letters making words,
Which makes no sense to me!
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In my local paper,
I read as a major headline:
``Human mother,
Gives birth to a purple c
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If you believe in happy ever after,
You're throwing your heart in a fire!
True love is but a
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If one week was left,
Between a breath,
And death,
What would you do?
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I may not stroke like a Da Vinci,
Or ever do something great,
To write my name down in histo
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Commissioned to fudge the truth,
And to find a scapegoat for crucifixion,
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I have been suckling,
The same old prune,
Since the 1985 edition of June,
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I can drive a pink banana
onto a green spinach street,
while my sister is tiptoeing,
wit
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It is hard to mend love,
With tie wraps and strings,
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There lies a secret,
Encrypted within words of words,
That could shake the core,
Of the
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Reverand Tom Jones lit candles throughout Gold's Church , in preparation for the midnight mass. As t
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I was strolling in the park one day,
In the very very very month of May,
I was taken by surp
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I'm looking for a red
That will make
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I dropped a word,
Into a metal bucket,
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My heart flutters to the heavens,
Every time my heart
Think about the Capulet,
that has
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Roses are red!
Violets are blue,
I would like to go on a date with you,
And have a real
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With ink and a feather,
I scribe to my angel,
On papyrus paper,
Words so cashmere soft,<
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Rub a dub dub,
Two blind men in a tub,
One high on soap and on a sud,
The other sipping
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I dreamt of something funny,
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I have really bad luck,
When it comes to food,
I found a live rat in my KFC,
I found a p
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Tie wraps are white,
And I'm handcuffed to you