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THIS PAGE (apparently)HAS DEFENSIVE AND DISTURBING THEMES

IF YOU ARE UNDER 18 YOU MAY FIND IT OFFENSIVE

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CaptainRedd 
Wow, don't you think some of the photos on your page are defensive and disturbing?
Acari27
Yes, they made me FEEL something.
CaptainRedd 
Yeah, well, seeing as this is a public website to AP users, let's just keep our feelings to ourselves. Some of us might like to keep our minds pure and not have to worry about stumbling upon gross and inaproppriate content.

                

IF YOU ARE OVER 18 AND A TWAT

HOPEFULLY YOU

WILL ALSO BE OFFENDED

AND LEAVE NOW

 

THIS WARNING TAKES UP VALUABLE SPACE-I COULD HAVE HAD A DISTURBING IMAGE HERE.

LIKE THIS ONE

the_Death_of_Mr__Yolkshire_by_nocturnalMoTH c/-deviantart.com

 

Im the egg front row far left

 

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BIO 

  • Last seen 1 day ago. Member since January 21.
  • I'm a malachite opening poet for 424 comments.
  • My mood is , and quote is -A bowtie on a kind intelligent pig is more attractive than a cheetah in armani.
  • I am a 35 year old woman (Australia)
  • When I'm not writing, I'm naked clog dancing (home made clogs), mumbling incoherently (tuesdays only).
  • I support the site as a gold member
  • I have 424 comments, 3 contests

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MY POETRY

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Now,

 

I apologise now for anything i may say that offends anyone...offense is rarely my intention- when someone says they dont like your stuff it should still be useful- at the very least captainredd used the words defensive and disturbing- this is constructive- and true- i regard myself certainly as defensive, what she sees as disturbing however i perceive as thought provoking art, even if at times it covers defensive/disturbing themes. Nonetheless im with Voltaire, she has the right to say it, and im nothing if not objective, so i have adjusted the introduction so stumblers and younger clickers can make the choice whether to scroll down or not 

 

also i swear a lot, but generally this is only at people i like, in fact if im not swearing at you its either because i dont get much out of your poetry or I feel youre too young/or fragile or sensitive to field my completely uneccessary abuse (somewhere i have an inner dial set to 'auto care')- sometimes i wish it wasnt there, other times i think it really needs calibrating

 

' why do i have a conscience when all it does is fuck with me'

its a good question...thankyou Korn

 

 

Lets be friends by TwistedInside c/-deviantart.com

 

 

 

I DON’T KNOW ABOUT POETRY BUT I KNOW WHAT I LIKE

 

I have a love for words, in music, in movies, in stories in poetry , I just love certain words, they dont have to be complicated or flowery, they dont have to be written as poetry- comment or a dialogue can seem poetic to me, how some words sit next to each other

just makes me

FEEL something

 

WORDS



There may be a great fire in our soul, yet no one ever comes to warm himself at it, and the passers-by see only a wisp of smoke.

Vincent van Gogh

 

 

 

DAVEpen the pod bay doors, HAL.

 

HAL: I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.

Kubricks 2001

 

 

'Cry havoc!', and let slip the dogs of war!

Shakespeare

 

Clearly Field Marshall Haigh is about to make yet another gargantuan effort to move his drinks cabinet 6 inches closer to Berlin

Rowan Atkinson aka Capt Blackadder: Black adder goes fourth

 

 

I can feel my brain falling away like wet cake

Dylan Moran, Black Books

 

Hero I love You-by Pablo Neruda
Here I love you.
In the dark pines the wind disentangles itself.
The moon glows like phosphorous on the vagrant waters.
Days, all one kind, go chasing each other.

The snow unfurls in dancing figures.
A silver gull slips down from the west.
Sometimes a sail. High, high stars.
Oh the black cross of a ship.
Alone.


Sometimes I get up early and even my soul is wet.
Far away the sea sounds and resounds.
This is a port.

Here I love you.
Here I love you and the horizon hides you in vain.
I love you still among these cold things.
Sometimes my kisses go on those heavy vessels
that cross the sea towards no arrival.
I see myself forgotten like those old anchors.

The piers sadden when the afternoon moors there.
My life grows tired, hungry to no purpose.
I love what I do not have. You are so far.
My loathing wrestles with the slow twilights.
But night comes and starts to sing to me.

The moon turns its clockwork dream.
The biggest stars look at me with your eyes.
And as I love you, the pines in the wind
want to sing your name with their leaves of wire.

 

 

Turning and turning in the widening gyre

The falcon cannot hear the falconer;

Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;

Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,

The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere

The ceremony of innocence is drowned;

The best lack all conviction, while the worst

Are full of passionate intensity.

Surely some revelation is at hand;
Surely the Second Coming is at hand.
The Second Coming! Hardly are those words out
When a vast image out of Spiritus Mundi
Troubles my sight: somewhere in sands of the desert
A shape with lion body and the head of a man,
A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun,
Is moving its slow thighs, while all about it
Reel shadows of the indignant desert birds.
The darkness drops again; but now I know
That twenty centuries of stony sleep
Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle,
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?
The Second Coming WB Yeats

 

Funeral Blues
W. H. Auden


Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone,
Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone,
Silence the pianos and with muffled drum
Bring out the coffin, let the mourners come.

Let aeroplanes circle moaning overhead
Scribbling on the sky the message He is Dead.
Put crepe bows round the white necks of the public doves,
Let the traffic policemen wear black cotton gloves.

He was my North, my South, my East and West,
My working week and my Sunday rest,
My noon, my midnight, my talk, my song;
I thought that love would last forever: I was wrong.

The stars are not wanted now; put out every one,
Pack up the moon and dismantle the sun,
Pour away the ocean and sweep up the wood;
For nothing now can ever come to any good
.

 

(thankyou to starshine for reminding me of this one)

cautiously, I allowed
myself to feel good
at times.
I found moments of
peace in cheap
rooms
just staring at the
knobs of some
dresser
or listening to the
rain in the
dark.
the less I needed
the better I
felt.
 

Excerpt from Let it enfold you -C Bukowski

 

she was hot, she was so hot
I didn't want anybody else to have her,
and if I didn't get home on time
she'd be gone, and I couldn't bear that-
I'd go mad. . .

 

Hot excerpt by Bukowski

 

waiting for death
like a cat
that will jump on the
bed

I am so very sorry for
my wife

she will see this
stiff
white
body
shake it once, then
maybe
again

"Hank!"

Hank won'tflight of the conchords, umbilical bros
answer.

it's not my death that
worries me, it's my wife
left with thisflight of the conchords, umbilical bros
pile of
nothing.

 

 

Excerpt from 'confession'-Bukowski

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MUSIC

 

Love love love music

just a very few music /video clips i like 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uI_4Uc-XKY&feature=PlayList&p=0E36E23B9A687711&index=0&playnext=1

 

FUNNY CLIPS_Flight of the conchords (ladies of the world gets me hot, oh yeah, business time! also umbilical brothers, sad song by frank woodley etc

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGOohBytKTU&feature=PlayList&p=8E0054BD87B87C96&index=0&playnext=1

 

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Other stuff

 

I dont really take to the mentality of rich rev heads and Im not sure if  its the men the machines or the music but i gotta say the  Billings and Dakar clips get my inner man -Dakar i realise is contentious, certainly more could have been done to protect the local communities and contribute to their development ; Still, gets my adrenalin pumping- i lament its passing-i doubt there will be another Dakar...we'll see.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ht3DMDx1spo&feature=PlayList&p=CDE244725A9222BD&index=0&playnext=1

 

 

 


http://sachsen.deviantart.com/art/TonariNoTotoro-Bus-Stop-57754491

What i truly like about this picture is that its easy to miss the fact that the little girl has a  shotgun. In my opinion she is indeed capable of defending herself, and is possibly directly responsible for the carnage in the mouth of the disturbing but potentially harmless creature/thing  beside her.....

 

Fiver by kyoht c/-deviant art.com

 

i like this picture because i just get so much out of it, its just such a placid, enjoying the sunny moment kind of picture, but then theres a no robots sign which seems to  indicate that the robot is breaking the rules , and just what does a robot enjoy about sitting on a sunny hillside?...and then theres the dog, which to me is clearly happy-theres no leash visible,  they appear to have a bond,,,love its simplicity

 

 

 

 

It struck me that i love the above artworks (c/-deviant art byimaginism big bad bunny eater, carrot run and my red bike, respectively) because they create fantastic anticipation:

 

You may find, in time, that having is not so satisfying as wanting. It is not logical, but it is often true.
Spock

 

 

and whatever they said:

 

On war

I know not with what weapons World War Three will be fought, but World War Four will be fought with sticks and stones.

Albert Einstein

 

 

Work and being something

Once you do something you love, you never have to work again.
Willie Hill

 

 I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
George Burns

 

The way to be nothing is to do nothing.
Nathaniel Howe

 

You cannot be anything if you want to be everything.
Solomon Schechter

 

There is at least one important work to be done that will not be done unless you do it.
Charles Allen

 

Hide not your talents. They for use were made. What's a sundial in the shade.
Benjamin Franklin

 

 Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it.
Mohandas K. Gandhi

 

You can't leave footprints in the sands of time if you're sitting on your butt. And who wants to leave buttprints in the sands of time?
Bob Moawad   

 

Nature 

 A robin redbreast in a cage
Sets all heaven in a rage.

William Blake

 

Wisdom and Justice

 

The beginning of wisdom is to call things by their right name.
Confucius

 

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends.
Baltasar Gracian

 

 An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind
Mohandas K. Gandhi

 

Examination of capital punishment has demonstrated that it does not deter crime, is applied disproportionately to minorities and the poor, and in the worst cases kills innocent people...
Adam Ortiz

 

Materialism

The more things you own, the more you are owned by things.
Unknown

 

 Those people who I most admire are those who have turned away from the cluttered materialism and returned to the beauty of the natural world and objects made by human hands, the texture of wood, the woven basket, the mixing of compost into soil in the back garden, a good soup cooking on the stove, an evening around the table with family and friends. Rediscovering this kind of beauty involves a slowing down, doesn't it?

Joanna Macy

 

Technology

Technological progress is like an axe in the hands of a pathological criminal.
Albert Einstein

 

It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.
Albert Einstein

 

Ignorance

 

All men are ignorant, just in different fields

Albert Einstein

 

Knowledge and Truth

 

There is no other way of guarding oneself against flattery than by letting men understand that they will not offend you by speaking the truth; but when everyone can tell you the truth, you lose their respect.
Niccolo Machiavelli

 

A good lie will have traveled half way around the world while the truth is putting on her boots.
Mark Twain

 

 I am not young enough to know everything.
Oscar Wilde

 

 The young man knows the rules but the old man knows the exceptions.
Oliver Wendell Holmes

 

Love/trust/sex

 

J. Edgar Hoover

 

 It doesn't make any difference what you do in the bedroom as long as you don't do it in the street and frighten the horses.
Patrick Campbell

 

Love all, trust a few.
William Shakespeare

 

Unclassified

 

If you want to build a ship, don't drum up the men to gather wood, divide the work and give orders. Instead, teach them to yearn for the vast and endless sea.
Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

 

We shape clay into a pot, but it is the emptiness inside that holds whatever we want.

Lao Tzu 

 

The best lack all conviction, while the worst are full of passionate intensity.
William Butler Yeats

 

The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent full of doubt.
Bertrand Russell

 

People call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat or a prostitute.
Rebecca West

 

I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to death your right to say it.
Voltaire

 

A little work, a little sleep, a little love and it is all over.
Robert Frost

 

Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up.
Robert Frost

 

He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.
Samuel Johnson

 

We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools.

Martin Luther King, Jr.

 

It's no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society.
Krishnamurti

 

Always remember you are unique, just like everyone else.

 

A ship in the harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for.

If you keep doing things like you've always done them,

what you'll get is what you've already got.

Experience varies directly with equipment ruined.

Lets split up, we can do more damage that way.

 

 

 


 

 

is it wrong to want to have sex with a badger?

ehem

 

ehem

 

 

this is so erotic, much more so than the previous redhot lady, and she actually reveals less-i think good poetry can be like that

its not just erotic, its artistic too, grew on me, made me curious, well i certainly wondered if she had undies on, mmmhmmm!...hate the shoes would have liked her in bare feet but artistically speaking the heel of her shoe looks like it may just pop one of those balls, the anticipation think i like...

 

this guy really looks like he had a point of contention with teddy

 

 

calm guy outside, manic lipless guy inside-or maybe it the other way around?

 

All the world will be your enemy prince with a thousand enemies and when they catch you they will kill you,  but first they must catch you, be cunning and full of tricks and your people will never be destroyed, digger, listener, runner prince with a swift warning

  

this reminds me of watership down art

 

me neither, me neither

come on,

lets get dressed and go clubbing

itll be fun

the baby seals wont suspect a thing

 

a message to all incompetent builders out there

 

 

wish i had these guys in year 7

 

ahh, sorry, i cant babysit today...

 

 

 

awww teddy watching while i sleep

 

 

 

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  • Dryllwood37 on September 24
    I find your page utterly amazing and entertaining. Offensive? No. Definately not.

    I love it. Interestingly wicked.

    Keenan
  • x-dont -ask-me-x on September 17
    I love your page so much its amazing I love all the pictures! you take thema and make them so meaninful. awsome job
  • Moqui Takoda : Moqui Takoda says you are brilliant absolutely wonderfully brilliant on September 17
    your page is sheer beauty, it is fabulously sexy, beautiful and brilliant ... am making you a fav based on this masterpeice all by itself, after this page ... you don't have to ever write a poem, or a song or do a good deed again ... it is in totality ... a history of future thought and actually made me laugh so hard i wanted to die laughing .... .... it made me think so hard I wanted to have sex with my thoughts into my lovers and they would have been very happy ...

    you are wonderful, you know that, yes?

    I will begin to read your poetry ... and make comments which may not be what you meant to receive but will be what i felt them flow into me
  • XxVampirePoetxX on September 11
    I find a lot of the art on your page humoress, I admit a few are disturbing. Your comments add humor to the picture, and I find your opinions interesting.
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