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play the music and c my douche daancceee!!
"YOU WILL LOVE ME! WELCOME TO HELL BECAUSE YOU CAN'T ESCAPE MY HOMEPAGE OF AWESOMENESS AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA MUAHAHAHAHAHAH"
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"When words fail, music speaks."
|Name|: Azura
|Age|: Age is but a number
|Born|: From a vigina
|Gender|: female
|Living In|: Tybee Island, Georgia
|Sexual Orientation|: n/a
|In a Relationship|: maybe...
|Skin Color|: white
|Hair|: red curly bob with bangs
|Eye Color|: green
|Height|: 5"7
|Weight|: 110
|Build|: average
|Piercings|: stomach and top of ears
|Tattoos|: getting one on my ass
|Zodiac Sign|: cancer
|Fav. Colors|: green and purple
|Fav. Music|: Pop
|Fav. Song|: Green Day "Know Your Enemy" and "Thats Not My Name" Ting Tings and "Boom Boom Pow" The Black Eyed Peas
|Fav. Band|: Green Day, The Script, Theory Of A Dead Man , 3 doors
|Fav. Season|: winter
|Fav. Food|: popcorn
|Fav. Candy|: skittles
|Fav. Television Show|: Family Guy
|Fav. Movie|: JUNO and twilight
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and some things i say:
Things I Say:
Ish
Yew
glig bottle
douche bag
soon of a beach
go fuck urself
Dipshit
ill c yew in hell
nyu!
god damn it! let me finish the prayer!
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Insults
Glig Bottle
Douche Bag
Sock Chewa!
Ass Tray
Bastard
Cheese Stick
Tree Hugger
Word Bitcher
Dumb-Acholic
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AVANGALIS
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*A girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road..
Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.
(In the paper the next day)
A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.
If you would ever do this for someone....then post this on your page now
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Death and Suicide
[_] I'm afraid of dying.
[x] I hate funerals.
[x] I've seen someone dying.
[x] Someone i no has attempted suicide.
[x] Someone close to me has committed suicide.
[x] I've attempted suicide
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╔═╦══╦═╗ Put this on your
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╚═╩╩╩╩═╝ or support emos xx
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Goths:
*Don't always wear black
*Don't worship Satan
*Are NOT evil
*Do not want to kill people
*Do not hate everybody
*Are not always depressed
*Can be happy too
*Are usually nice people
*Are normal, just like you
[if you support goths or are one add this to your page]
Emos:
*Don’t cut them self to get attention
*Don’t always cry
*Sometimes cry because they hurt
*Are not all bisexual
*Want to be included
*Are not babies
*Don’t always date emos
*Don't lable
*Want to be happy just like others .
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If you are a rocker and know what it takes, post this on your page!!!
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LIFE SUCKS, WE ALL DIE, SO FUCK IT ALL AND LET'S GET HIGH.
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I'm emo, so I must cut my wrists.
I'm black, so I must carry a gun.
I'm Hispanic, so I must be dirty.
I'm Asian, so I must be smart.
I'm Jewish, so I must be greedy.
I'm gay, so I must have AIDS.
I'm a lesbian, so I must have a sex-tape.
I'm Arab, so I must be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, SO I MUST BE A .
I'm overweight, so I must have a problem with self control.
I'm religious, so I must shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm an atheist, so I must hate the world.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, SO I MUST NOT HAVE MORALS.
I'm Republican, so I must not care about poor people.
I'm Democrat, so I must not believe in being responsible.
I'm Jamaican, so I must smoke weed.
I'm Liberal, so I must be gay.
I'm Southern, so I must be white trash.
I take anti-depressants, so I must be crazy.
I'm a guy, so I must only want to get into your pants.
I'm Irish, so I must have a bad drinking problem.
I'm Indian, so I must own a convenient store.
I'm Native American, so I must dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm preppy, so I must shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm a cheerleader, so I must be a stuck up .
I'm on a dance team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a .
I wear skirts a lot, so I must be a .
I'm a punk, so I must do drugs.
I'M YOUNG, SO I MUST BE NAIVE.
I'M RICH, SO I MUST BE A CONCEITED SNOB.
I WEAR BLACK, SO I MUST BE A GOTH.
I'm blonde, so I must be a stupid ditz.
I'M A WHITE GIRL, SO I MUST BE A NAGGING, STEAL-YOUR-MONEY KIND OF GIRLFRIEND.
I'm Cuban, so I must spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm Mexican, so I must have hopped the border.
I'm not a virgin, so I must be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, SO I MUST BE A HOME-WRECKING .
I'm a teenage mum, so I must be an irresponsible .
I'm Polish, so I must wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm Italian, so I must have a big peter.
I got a car for my birthday, so I must be a spoiled brat.
I'm pretty, so I must not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, SO I MUST HAVE NO SOCIAL LIFE.
I dye my hair crazy colours, so I must be looking for attention.
I dress in unusual ways, so I must be looking for attention.
I'm into theatre art, so I must be a homosexual.
I'm a vegetarian, so I must be a crazy political activist.
I have a bunch of guy friends, so I must be f*cking them all.
I have a bunch of girls who are friends, so I must be gay.
I have big boobs, so I must be a .
I'm Colombian, so I must be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, SO I MUST BE A POSER.
I'm Russian, so I must be cool.
I'm German, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with gays, so I must be gay too.
I'm Brazilian, so I must have a big butt.
I'm Puerto Rican, so I must look good and be conceited.
I'm Salvadorian, so I must be in MS 13.
I'm Polish, so I must be greedy.
I'm Hawaiian, so I must be lazy.
I'm a stoner, so I must be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a virgin, so I must be a prude.
I'm a female gamer, so I must be ugly or crazy.
I'm black, so I must love watermelon and fried chicken and Kool Aid.
I'M BI, SO I MUST THINK EVERY PERSON I SEE IS HOT.
I'm Asian, so I must have a small penis.
I'm a guy cheerleader, so I must be gay.
I'm skinny, so I must be anorexic.
I'm prep, so I must be rich.
I DON'T FLIRT WITH GUYS AT SCHOOL, SO I MUST BE GAY.
I don't like the sun, so I must be albino.
I have a lot of friends, so I must love to drink and party.
I wear tight pants and I'm a guy, so I must be emo.
I wear boy's clothes, so I must be a lesbian.
I'm posting this, so I must be a groupie.
Don't Label Me
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I'm Not A Fucking Soup Can!
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How do you walk away from someone you love
And take the road of friend;
Can you reroute the course you have taken
And start over once again?
I don't really want to let you go
But inside me I know I must;
The times we've loved . . . the times you've left
My heart says stay . . . but it's my mind I must trust.
We have shared so much together
Laughter . . . fun times . . . tears;
Yet sometimes we can't turn back time
We must walk away, and allow ourselves to heal.
I know one day you will be happy
And your soulmate you will find;
I know we each have one out there
Even if for now . . . only in our minds.
May life be gentle with you
May God's best come your way;
And on some quiet tomorrow
You will realize things were better this way.
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In Memory Of Michael Jackson
1958-2009
(Put this on your page if you miss Michael Jackson)
taking back sunday,
Escape the fate
Snow patrol,
cute is what we aim for,
jet,
my chemical romance,
Eminem,
all-american rejects,
franz ferdinand,
the white stripes,
the killers,
boys like girls,
Greenday,
Panic at the disco
paramore,
secondhand seranade
Oasis,
evanesance,
coldplay,
forever the sickest kids,
Kids in glass houses,
The Academy is,
we the kings,
Papa roach,
Limp bizkit
keane,
Slipknot,
Avril Lavinge,
the stereophonics,
Death cab for cutie,
Nickleback,
micheal jackson,
fall out boy,
Blink182
Bring me the horizon,
KoRn,
Frank sinatra,
the beach boys,
Queen,
Muse,
Jhonny Cash
switchfoot,
Zebrahead
and many more of that spesific gerne
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