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Hey, my name’s Ellie, but you can call me whatever you want. I'm kind of a pure weirdo. But that’s okay, I like it that way. I like to be outgoing, opinionated, and fun, and I barely ever let anyone, or any thing , get me down. Sometimes, people say I’m a bit too hyper and crazy, but is that really possible? Not to me anyway! =P But enough about how crazy I am, let’s get down to business…


...Have you ever...

Smoked a cigarette - Nope
Drank so much you threw up (Alchohol) - Nope
Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back - Yep

Been arrested - No!!! =D
Gone on a blind date - No way
Skipped school - Does pretending to be sick count???

Seen someone die - I am happy to announce that I can say no to that!
Been on a plane - Mulitple times actually

Been lost - Yeah, in a mall actually...
Been on the opposite side of the country - Yep

Gone to Washington DC - Not yet, but I will!
Swam in the ocean - Yep
Felt like dying - Nope

Cried yourself to sleep - Yep
Played cops and robbers - Yep
Recently colored with crayons - No, I don't like crayons.
Sang karaoke badly - Yes, I suck at singing! Oh well...
Paid for a meal with only coins - No??

Done something you told yourself you wouldn't - Yes, on several occaisions
Made prank phone calls - Oh yeah! It's so much fun!
Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose - Maybe....
Laughed until liquid came out of the other end - No, not quite.
Caught a snowflake on your tongue - Yeah
Danced in the rain - Yep
Written a letter to Santa Clause - Yep
Been kissed under the mistletoe - Nope
Watched the sun rise with someone you care about - Sure, if you count my little sister.
Blown bubbles - Yep
Made a bonfire on the beach - Yep
Crashed a party - Nope
Gone roller-skating - Yep, and I still have the scars from my attempt at going down a driveway to prove it!
Ice-skating - Yes, all winter long!

...Relationships...

I'm single - Yep
I'm in a relationship - Yeah, a friendship relationship!
I'm engaged - No, um... I'm 13

I've had someone cheat on me - Nope

I've gone on a blind date - Nope
I've been the dumpee more than the dumper - Nope
I miss someone right now - Yep
I have a fear of commitment - Nope
I have a fear of abandonment - Maybe....

I've cheated in a relationship - No, and never will!
I've been the cheatee - No!!!
I've gotten divorced - No, and I've never been married either! Shocker!
I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back - =( Do I have to answer that... yes

I've told someone I loved them - Yeah, my family!

I've kept something from a past relationship -Again, does a friendship relationship count? Please?

I've had a crush on someone of the same sex - Nope
I've had a crush on a teacher - Nope
I am a cuddler - ...

I love to flirt - Not really

I've been kissed in the rain - Nope
I've hugged a stranger - Yep
I have kissed a stranger - Nope

...Drugs/Problems...

I've consumed alcohol - Nope
I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months - Nope
I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them - Nope

I have cough drops when I'm not sick - Once! Only because my friend had really good-tasting ones! I swear!
I can't swallow pills - No, meaning I CAN

I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem - No, I can't do THAT much!
I have been diagnosed with clinical depression - Nope!
I'm anorexic or bulimic - Nope
I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it - Nope
I'm addicted to adrenaline - Nope
I've hurt myself on purpose - Nope
I'm addicted to self harm - Nope

I've woken up crying - Only when I'm having a nightmare
I've cried myself to sleep - Yep
...Death...

I'm afraid of dying - I guess so...
I hate funerals - Well duh! What do you want me to say? "I LOVE funerals!"? No way, funerals are sad!
I've seen someone die - Nope
Someone I know has attempted suicide - Nope
Someone close to me has committed suicide - Nope
I've attempted suicide - Nope

...Random...

I can sing well - Nope, I suck!
I open up to others easily - Most of the time
I watch the news - Rarely
I don't kill bugs - Only ones that annoy me
I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme - Definitely!
I curse regularly - Not really. I do swear occaisionally though, when I'm really mad or hurt or something.

I sing in the shower - I used to, but I don't anymore really.
I am a morning person - Sometimes. Depends how late I stayed up the night before
I paid for my cell phone ring tone - Yep
I'm a snob about grammar - Occaisionally
I am a sports fanatic - Oh yeah! But only to play, not as much to watch, unless it's someone I know playing
I twirl my hair - Nope
have "x"s in my screen name - What do YOU think???
I love being neat - It's fun when I am, but I don't really try hard to be...
I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day - Nope
I bake well - Sometimes, with a little help
My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue - Yep, pink!
I would wear pajamas to school - only on pj day
I like Miley Cyrus - Nope
I like Hannah Montana - Nope
I know how to shoot a gun - No, are you kidding!?
I am in love with love - ??? Does that even make sense?
I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS - A bit, but only in this one thing where you have to type like that.
I laugh at my own jokes - Well yeah! If they're funny!
I eat fast food weekly - No, not monthly either
I believe in ghosts - Used to, not any more
I am online 24/7, even as an away message - Nope, but I am on a lot.
I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class - No, I wish!
I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room - Well no, not if I know there's a spider!
I am really ticklish - Unfortunately
I love white chocolate - Nope.
I bite my nails - Yuck! Never!
I play video games - Very, very rarely
I'm good at remembering faces - Yep
I'm good at remembering names - Not so much...
I'm good at remembering dates - Only if it's something REALLY important
I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life - No, meaning I DO know what to do.
I have tried to join a circus and failed - Seriously? How can that even be a question? No!

My answers are totally honest - Yes / No

My Celebrity Crushes:
Justin Bieber
Taylor Lautner
Logan Lerman

My Faves


Color : Pink
Animal : Kitty!
[Still adding. I'd appreciate any ideas on what to add...=D Silly faves are wanted! ]

Just some fun things:


Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline!

If you are an obsessive-compulsive , press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent , please ask someone to press 2 for
you.

If you have multiple personalities , press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

If you are paranoid , we know who you are and what you want;
stay on the line while we trace your call.

If you are delusiona l , press 7 and your call will be transfered
to the mother ship.

If you are schizophrenic , listen carefully and a small voice
will tell you which number to press.

If you are a manic-depressive , it doesn't matter which number
you press, no one will answer.

If you are dyslexic , press 969696961001

If you have a nervous disorder , please fidget with the pound
key until a representative comes on the line.

If you have amnesia , press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's maiden name.

If you have post-traumatic stress disorder , slowly and
carefully press 000.

If you have bi-polar disorder , please leave a message after
the beep, or before the beep. Or after the beep. Or before
the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short term memory loss , press 9. If you have short term memory loss, press 9. If you have short term memory loss, press 9. If you have short term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self esteem , please hang up. All our operators
are far too busy to talk to you.

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95% Percent of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump, copy and paste if your a part of the 5% yelling "Jump Bitch, Jump!! i really mean it too jump bitch!!!!!!!!

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1. At lunchtime sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if any slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice!
3. Every time someone asks you to do something ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions switch to espresso.
5. In your memo field of all your checks write "For Marijuana".
6. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
7. Specify that your drive-through order is To Go.
8. When the money comes out of the ATM scream "I won I won!"
9. When leaving the zoo start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! They're loose!"
10. Tell your children over dinner "Due to the Economy we are going to have to let one of you go."

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If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

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One day, a 6 year old girl was sitting in a classroom. The Teacher was explaining evolution to the children. The Teacher asked a little boy:
TEACHER : Tommy do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY : Yes.
TEACHER : Do you see the grass?
TOMMY : Yes.
TEACHER : Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.
TOMMY : Okay. (He returned a few minutes later) Yes, I saw the sky.
TEACHER : Did you see GOD?
TOMMY : No.
TEACHER : That's my point. We can't see GOD because HE isn't there. He just doesn't exist.
The little girl spoke up wanting to ask the boy some questions. The Teacher agreed.
LITTLE GIRL : Tommy, do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY : Yes.
LITTLE GIRL : Tommy do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY : Yessssss!
LITTLE GIRL : Did you see the sky?
TOMMY : Yessssss!
LITTLE GIRL ; Tommy, do you see the Teacher?
TOMMY : Yes
LITTLE GIRL : Do you see her brain?
TOMMY : No!
LITTLE GIRL : "Then according to what we were taught today, she doesn't have one........... "

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**92% of American teens today would die if Abercrombie & Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. If you're part of the 8% that would be laughing their asses off, put this on your profile.

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***You know you live in 2009 when. . .***


1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.


2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years


3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space


4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV


6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.


7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.


8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.


9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.


10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.


11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) add this to your profile if you fell for this, you know you did~

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HEY CEHCK TIHS OUT!
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? So can your read this?

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I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I SPEAK MY MIND , so I MUST be a bitch
I'm an ATHEIST , so I MUST hate the world.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION , so I MUST not have morals.
I'm DEMOCRAT , so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm SOUTHERN , so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS , so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm YOUNG , so I MUST be naive.
I WEAR BLACK , so I MUST be a goth.
I'm a WHITE GIRL , so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm PRETTY , so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S , so I MUST have no social life
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS , so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER ART , so I MUST be a homosexual.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS , so I MUST be fuck them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS , so I MUST be gay.
I HAVE BIG BOOBS , so I MUST be a slut.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT , so I MUST be a poser.
I hang out with GAYS , so I MUST be GAY TOO
I'm a VIRGIN , so I MUST be a prude.
I'm SKINNY , so I MUST be anorexic.
I don't FLIRT WITH GUYS AT SCHOOL so I MUST be gay.
I dont like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear BOY'S CLOTHES so I MUST be a lesbian or a dyke.
I'm POSTING THIS so I MUST be a groupie.

Post this if you hate stereotypes .

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What not to do at a Lord of the Rings movie

1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly: Wait! Which one is Harry Potter?
2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
3. After the movie, proclaim loudly: "Lucas could have done it better!"
4. Play a silly game where you have to have to laugh every time someone in the movie mentions "The Ring."
5. Ask everyone around you if they think Gandalf went to Hogwarts.
6. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."
7. When is Saruman is in Isengard, stand up and shout out "Rapunzel, Rapunzel,let down thy hair,"
8. Talk loudly like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off somebody's finger and fall down the stairs.
9. Dress up as old ladies and re-enact "The Battle Of Helms Deep" Monty Python-style.
10. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "BARBECUE!"
11. In The Two Towers when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and yell "RUN, FOREST , RUN!!!"
12. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I"m TOLKEIN about!"
13. During a wide shot of a battle scene, yell: "Where's Waldo?"
15. Start an Orc sing-along.
16. Come to the premiere dressed as Dr Frankenfurter and walk around like everybody else is confused.
17. When they go into the paths of the dead, wait for a tense moment and shout "I see DEAD PEOPLE!"
18. Loudly imitate what you think a comversation between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda would sound like.
19. Release a jar of Daddy-long-legs into the theater during the Shelob scene.
20. Wonder out loud of Aragorn is going to run for Governor of California.
21. When Shelob appers, loudly exclaim how Jordan has really let herself go!
22. Three quarters through the movie loudly ask your neighbor "Which one is Michael Flatley and when is he going to dance?"

repost this if u lol at this!
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Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different , which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile

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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. If you're crazy , copy this onto your profile
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FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN... but it was fun!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only knows a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already knows not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this asap!!

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BOY LOVES GIRL

Boy: I saw her today.
Girl: I saw him today.
Boy: It seems like it’s been forever.
Girl: I wonder if he still cares.
Boy: She looks better than ever.
Girl: I couldn’t stop staring at him.
Boy: I asked how things were going.
Girl: I asked about his new girlfriend.
Boy: I’d pick her over any girl I was with.
Girl: He’s probably really happy now.
Boy: I can’t even look at her without crying.
Girl: He couldn’t even look at me.
Boy; I told her I missed her.
Girl: He didn’t mean it.
Boy: I mean it.
Girl: He doesn’t mean it.
Boy: I love her.
Girl: He loves his new girlfriend.
Boy: I held her for the last time.
Girl: He gave me a friendly hug.
Boy: Then I went home and cried.
Girl: Then I went home and cried.
Boy: I lost her.
Girl: I love him.

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When a girl says she hates you, she only wants to be left alone.
When a girl says she is tired, she is really depressed.
When a girl is 'thinking', she is worried about something.
When a girl twirls her hair in her fingers, while looking at you, she is in love.

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A girl and a guy were speeding on a motorcycle, going over 90 mph on the road.
Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you so much, you know that.
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.
(In the paper the next day)
A motorcycle crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived.

The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes failed, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.
If you would EVER do this for ANYONE , please put this on your page.

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My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,

I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long.

When I awake
I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight.

Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.

I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.

He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken...

I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me.


The road to success is not a straight line.

There is a curve called FAILURE,
A loop called CONFUSION,
Speed bumps called FRIENDS,
Red lights called ENEMIES,
Caution lights called FAMILY,
And flat tires called JOBS.

But, if you have a spare called DETERMINATION,
An engine called PERSEVERANCE,
And a driver called GOD,
You will make it to a place called SUCCESS!