"Grooming is for the weak..." ~My Jonny, as he sat playing PS2 "GUN" ROFLMAO!! Ya needed to be here to understand how it was.
Ladedada-ladedada-ladedada-dada...HOPE YA LIKE TO READ...
IF YOU LOVE SOMEONE, SET THEM FREE. IF THEY RETURN TO YOU, PUT SEVERAL 8 INCH BLADES INTO THEIR HEAD, IF THEY RETURN AGAIN, THEN RUN.......JUST RUN.
EWWWW! GRAVERS!
YUK! RAVERS!
Goths like suck because they try to be all evil and stuff!
Fear me, boy! for I am Count Lord Baron Maloderous and I am 200 years old!
And I dim, feast on the flesh of the living!
Well, I listen to only the darkest music and plan to someday kill myself!
Oh yea? well, I wear all black and laugh at funerals!
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And here's some totally useless information about me that you really didn't want to know, but couldn't tear yourself from reading anyway, because well, yea...I'm just that interesting...
If I was a country I'd be: India
If I was a ocean or body of water I'd be:The Atlantic...
If I was a piece of candy I'd be: M&M's... red ones...no, blue ones, no...green ones...
If I was a famous building or piece of architecture I'd be: The castle of Elizabeth Bathory
If I was a store I'd be: Barnes & Noble
If I was a brand of shoe I'd be: the most expensive brand....and watch out for the dog poo please...
If I was a bad habit I'd be: addictive
If I was a swear word I'd be: can't say..."shhhhhh...children"
If I was a ice cream flavor I'd be: Strawberry Cheesecake
If I was a disease I'd be: Torettes Syndrom
If I was a board game I'd be: The Ouiji & I'd never answer your questions.
If I was a feeling I'd be: emptiness, with a wee bit of bitterness but with slight happiness...well, I'll be damned...I already am that.
If I was a war I'd be: the Peloponnesian War
If I was a city I'd be: rebuilt Babylonia
If I was a color I'd be: black, no, purple, no, blue
If I was a celebrity I'd be: Rich
If I was a movie I'd be: House of 1000 Corpses
If I was a currency I'd be: in love with myself
If I were a month, I'd be: January....tis a powerful month (for me)
If I were a day of the week, I'd be: Monday...ruled by the moon
If I were a time of day, I'd be: 3:33
If I were a planet, I'd be: Saturn
If I were a sea animal, I'd be: Spongebob (does he even count?)
If I were a direction, I'd be: East
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be: VERY comfortable
If I were a sin, I'd be: all the abominable ones....YAY! I'm wickedly fun
If I were a liquid, I'd be: water....smiles I have my reasons....winks
If I were a tree, I'd be:a Weeping Willow
If I were a bird, I'd be: the tiny wee ones that are like wee tiny.
If I were a tool, I'd be: chainsaw...mmmm...bloody chainsaw
If I were a flower/plant, I'd be: Lavender, Rosemary, Poppys...on & on
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: a thunderstorm, hurricane, typhoon....
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: played
If I were an animal, I'd be: a wolfie...they are sooooo cute and cuddly
If I were a vegetable, I'd be: yuck
If I were a sound, I'd be: the whispers in your mind
If I were a car, I'd be: an Audi or Hummer
If I were a song I'd be: A Fair Judgement (Opeth)
If I were a book, I'd be: Good Fairies/Bad Fairies
If I were a food, I'd be: Terriyaki chicken & rice
If I were a material, I'd be: combed cotton
If I were a taste, I'd be: sweet & sour
If I were a word, I'd be: despise
If I were a body part, I'd be: hands...smiles
If I were a facial expression, I'd be: a grin
If I were a shape, I'd be: cresent...so I could cradle
If I were a number, I'd be:333
This is humiliating to me for all that come to my page for the very first time...but this is a statement. A statement that just has to be made. Think about all us GENERATION Xer's!!! Below, is how kids are writing and we all know how they sound when they speak. These are the Presidents of this already screwed up country, which needs no more help, the teachers of our grandchildren, teachers teaching our children these days does not say much, and this next paragraph will show you what I mean. These are the doctors performing surgery on us tomorrow! *I'm creeped out*
~~~DEDICATED TO ALL THE WHATEVERS OUT THERE~~~
1 thang tht crals mi skin iz ppl hu dont spel wurdz. dis duz not luuk cuul or bad azz, it luuks lik an ezscapet retard frum uh retard hows. I hope if u rite lik dis, u chok 2 deth on all da mizin leterz an mizspeled wurdz and ur hell will b swimin thru hellz fyre to git da webstur dickshunari & thn eturneti playn scrabel wit ur grmer techer.
**(!! DAMN it took me 30 minutes to do that!!)**
My apologies for any misspelled, misspelled words. And all my hope that you can decypher this, my real writing. Past this point, I'm afraid I'll be spelling correctly, so it is going to be a bit incomprehensible to you. So go rap wit ur hoodie homie wanna b'z and chok on da weed.
I write freestyle only. (very little Haiku) I write only of my feelings. (As if anyone cares.) I believe that you aren't really expressing your true emotions if you have to sit and think of rhyming words or if you have to sit and think about what to write period. Thinking of what to say takes away from what you are feeling at that very moment, I say what I feel and feel what I say. (All this is me trying to sound very diplomatic, cause on AP, you have to be diplomatic.)
Anything else ya want to know, you have to inquire about. I really am easy to get along with, for the most part, but because I have always been silent, people "assume" I'm a bitch... lol...well whatever. Fact remains, if you judge me for my silence, I'll judge you for your loud ass mouth, attention whore wanna be.
Truth is, you could slit my throat and in my last gasping breath, I would apologize for bleeding on your shirt.
How do ya like me now? How friendly and polite is that? Huh? Huh?
And for ALL the teenie bopper Wicca Witch wanna be's...
A PENTACLE AND AN ATHAME' DO NOT A WITH MAKE!
BLACK CLOTHES AND EYELINER DO NOT A WITCH MAKE!
SAYING YOU'RE A WITCH DOES NOT A WITCH MAKE.
NOW, GO STUDY, LEARN THE WAYS, PROVE YOURSELF & THEN INITIATE INTO THE CRAFT.
www.fat-pie.com/
GO THERE! YOU HAVE TO SEE SALAD FINGERS, AND WHILE YOUR THERE CHECK OUT THE TOON ABOUT THE MILKMAN. THIS SITE IS TWISTED HUMOR, SO IF YOU HAVE NO SENSE OF IT, DON'T BOTHER GOING...
"HUBERT CUMBERDALE, YOU TATSE LIKE SOOT AND POO." ~SALAD FINGERS
AP FAMILY & FRIENDS
MOONLING***My Sweet sister who I love and cherish. My very best friend.
Solarjinx:Like my brother, way cool and very easy to get along with. Makes me laugh and is my bright spot in my heart.
battlexcryxjenni: My Wee little sister...WEE LITTLE...sweet as all get out though...Awwww...cuddles and hugs. Very smart girl.
Bungalo Bill: My brother. Very encouraging even when I'm at my worst. Cool, funny, it's all good.
Shubs:Who couldn't like someone with a name like Shubs? And he uses BIG WORDS that requires me to pull out the dictionary. Very sweet and tender.
KissJess:11 years old, yea, whatever. lol, you're funny anyway.
These 5 make life worth living to me, in some form or another...weather it be because we know what the other goes through or because they are so funny, or both. It makes what you are going through easier to bear. Thanks Ya'll, I love ya'll.
And here is where you'll read all about MY iMpLeMeNt Of PlEAsUrE, pAiN & fInAl DeStRuCtIoN. All wrapped up in a cute little package...(except I left out all the "nunya" parts.
Here is my heart. My Love. My life. He is my beginning and my end. I cannot put into words all that he means to me because
true understanding is deeper in meaning than in mere words and is important for its result. Those who can verbalize their happiness have little happiness to speak of. My true love, my true happiness, has grown so much that I can't tell half of it in words. And knowing I can't speak of the love and happiness he brings to me, leaves my heart in beautiful agony. I love him, and that's that. No matter what we will go through, it is MOST important that he knows I love him. I cannot allow any doubt. In all my life, in all the things I have gone through and dealt with, he is my reason, my purpose, he is my life, he sustains me, he is my saviour, He is beautiful in every way. We are bonded together. I have always loved him and I always will. I will live out the rest of my days loving him and him ONLY...
And I call him..."Guy with Long Hair"
" I ate sketti O's and that is it, Oh and some rice, and I Love You."
***There is an upside to all of this, I will one day die, and in doing so, I will be in hell. Hell, afterall, is one step above this place.***
"I love going to church...You get to sing as loud as you want and you get to drink a little wine. It's like God's little karaoke bar."
Heeeeeeeyyyyy! Someone just said I was a lunatic.
I like watching Teletubbies and listening to Cradle of Filth.
I'm thinking, is this all a waste of time?
Who has fucked with my DVD's?
Hey! I like having multiple personalities.
I hate Kevin.
ooooooooooooooo I'm pretty. *giggles*
*zones out*
NO! I AM drug free. Honest. I just naturally seem stoned.
Yes, I am immature.
No. I don't care.
And No...I REALLY don't care about you and your issues.
Opeth kicks ass and makes me think of Jonny which in turn makes me **WANT** Jonny. Wait! So does Cradle of Filth.
I love the night.
I love the rain.
I love storms.
The hate the sun.
It is a fact that there is a long line of insanity that runs in my family.
So does brilliance.
I love Jonny
Blowing bubbles is fun.
*Tears up cause Jonny just said something sweet.*
Flowers are pretty.
I love ONLY 10 people, that's it. (with the exception of the 5 above) And most likely YOU are NOT one of them.
O'Ryan
Austin
Jamin
Landon
Haven
Jonny
My real daddy
My step mother (MOMMY!)
Joanne
Thad
Awwwwwww, that's so sweet, Now go fuck yourself and DIE!
I sit back and I watch Landon. He looks lost, but he isn't. He just likes confusing others. Much like his mommy.
Why must PMS be such a bitch?
La la la la hehe haha
I take anti-depressants. They don't work.
"Good Morning. I'm heeeere."
"Ya know Jerry? I would love to, except how can I when she is so late on her ques?"
Which brings me to this point. I really like cotton candy.
I'm watching Reno 911.
I LOVE JONNY...
I hate being numb, but I love the protection being numb brings.
Why must kids be so loud?
YAY!! It's FRIDAY! Now it Saturday, now Sunday...Monday Tuesday, (I'm sure you're getting the jist of this now.
I have no thoughts!
Oh! For the love of Allah, Buddha, and all those other guys!
Does that mean I'm dead?
*Drifts slowly away*
I hide secrets. I DO NOT LIKE IT
There he goes again. My lil' Landon
Jonny has beautiful teeth, beautiful eyes *grits teeth* with looooong thick dark eyelashes, beautiful long hair, beautiful skin...he's just sexy hot beautiful...
I like watching him sleep too.
*SHAYLA AQUENE*
I REALLY need to piss.
Do I REALLY seem trustworthy to you?
Guess what?! I LOVE JONNY!
Hey! YOU SUCK!
Oooops time is running out.
Which again brings me to this point.
TIME.....to......Die.
*gags & spews* then giggles about it cause it was projectile
Did I mention I hate Kevin??
Which reminds me, is there a gun lying around anywhere?
*ATTILA KRISTOFF & KYLON JUSTUS*
HA!
Quickly Darling!
B... bu... but I'm your friend. ~Me talking to myself
Sweetie? While your up, could you bring me my Necronomicon? (ooooooooooooooo creepy!)
You Bitch! ~Me talking to myself....Again.
"wh why why are you doing this? *sobs*
"Doing what? Messy up your day?" ~Otis
This is really cute, and I'm sure most of you don't care and I don't care if you care or not, but it's cute enough to me so there. Haven, my beautiful little girl was eating butter bread this afternoon and she decided she was going to put her fist through it and wear it as a bracelet. *smiles* THAT is so adorable. Haven and her butter bread bracelet. *sighs* gotta love that baby girl, and love her I do! And she's so pretty in her dress.
*sneezes*
Have I mentioned I love Jonny?
HA! For some ungodly reason, Landon is now convinced that he is a mexican.
Landon was down for his nap, after about an hour or so, he was still awake and Heather and me were working on something when out of nowhere we heard Landon start to chant "Dirty Underwear" and then he laughs maniacally. yep, gotta love that little boy of mine. *LOVES LANDON*
I HAVE COME TO HATE THIS DAY. (what's new?)
OK, new anti-depressants. So I sit here and stare out into space. I look lost, I feel lost, but at least I'm not crying.
Honey Bunches of Oats w/ strawberries is guuuu uuuud.
"It seems the nettles has made the milk drip from my teat."~Salad Fingers
The doctor says I'm borderline. That can't be good.
***~Swallows my pills~***
I love to read books, lots and lots and lots of books.
I love to write.
mmmmmm, gotta love the icey feel running through my veins.
I'M THE ONE THAT BRINGS YOU THE CHRISTMAS CANDY! ~OTIS (HOUSE OF 1000 CORPSES)
Who's your Daaaaddy!? ~Mother Firefly (House of 1000 Corpses)
HUH?? WHO IS HE? Who "is" their daddy? Mother Firefly was a prostitue in her better days. How would any of the Firefly children know whose seed they were?
DOES NOT like being reminded of my past.
Breath comes out white clouds with your lies.
A liquid pours out from your chest.
This dying wreck.
*wonders and wonders hard,* Have you ever had to cough while you were having sex? Feels like it's going to pop out! *giggles and giggles hard* I slay me.
Waits for the answer as I sharpen my blades.
I'm having the time of my life.
BRB ya'll I have something to do.
Ok. I'm back.
>>>It's only fitting that Otis starts us off with things to think about...so heeeeere's Otis!! He's looking refreshing and smelling a bit mmmmmm shall we say a bit ripe, and ready to start our day with a few words of his wisdom....let's see what he has to say...
"Why you ask? Why is not the question. How? Now that's a question worth examining. How could I, being born of uhhhh...such conventional stock, arrive the leader of the rebellion? An escapist from a conformist world, destined to find happiness in only what cannot be explained?
I brought you here for a reason, but unfortunately you and your sentimental minds are doing me no good!!! My brain is frozen! Locked! I have to break free from this culture of mechanical reproduction, and the thick encrustations dying on the surface...Oh Christ, ah, fuck it."
~Otis...House of 1000 Corpses
LET'S GIVE IT UP PEOPLE!
OTIS! OTIS! OTIS!<<<<
later there will be more...I swear it. For now, goodnight.
Time to take my meds, drink more water & go brush my teeth...
!!!NOTICE: JUST BECAUSE YOU ASK SOMEONES AGE, their answer DOES NOT MEAN THAT IS THEIR AGE...I just noticed that when I read..."To choose appropriate content for you, we need to ask your age." But yea...what can ya do about it? Them sneeky lil' devil kids.... Take me for example...I'm between the age of 3 to 34...but, being younger than an adult keeps me from veiwing adult material. But, sometimes it just isn't fun being an adult, so I throw myself back into the days of when I was a kid, not that that was fun either. So it all depends on how I'm feeling that day, as to the age I am. Also, if you read this page...you will find that I LOVE House of 1000 Corpses. (as if you care about that as well) 'nuff said for now.
and my e-mail addy is...flower_sniffer@linuxmail.org.
(now with an e-mail address like that, who would fear me?) And everyone I am friends with, and all the people I do business with has this e-mail as a way of keeping in touch with me. Slaying myself again, I REFUSE to grow up!
~Questions~
Name : Rhiannon
Nicknames : Rhi...
Sex : I am a girl...
Star sign : Cancer...69
Current residence: in a van...down by the river...
Hair color:was blonde but now is black with pink streaks
Height : 5'10
Writing hand : right...maybe left, but most likely right, unless I want to use my left hand in which case I will, but if I don't feel like it I'll use my right, unless I feel like using my left...or right...
~BODY ILLS & SKiLLS~
Do you bite your nails : ewwwww...no! you can get worms doing that.
Can you roll your tongue: nope..I tried that, can't do it, but I can use it in other ways..*winks winks*
Can you raise one eyebrow at a time : nope..can't do that either...damn! I have no skills...*cries*
Can you blow smoke rings: maybe if I smoked...which I don't cause it's nasty...
Can you blow spit bubbles : yep!! I do it all the time...Heeeeey! I do have skills afterall!
Can you cross your eyes: uh hu...the talent doesn't stop in this house...
Colored hair: Black & PINK..I already told ya, what are ya deaf?
Tattoos and where: one on my shoulder blade, one on my hip & one on my thigh...
Piercing and where: 2 navel rings....ummmmm...in my ass, I have two navel rings in my ass, and a nose ring
~WHEN WAS THE LAST TiME YOU~
had sex :nunya...
Held hands: all the time
Watched Bambi: the other...year....haha! ya thought I was going to say the other day didn't ya?
Cried : way too often
Talked on the phone: I HATE phones...I hate to speak
Read a book: today...
Punched someone: it's been a while
~MUSiC~
Is music important to you: well yea..ya know it!
do you sing?: yea I do....do I sing good? that is a whole different story...
What instruments do you play?:HAHAHAHA...
~DO YOU LiKE~
Pop music: hell NO!
Rock music: only if it's heavy...and by heavy, I mean heavy...Death Metal
Punk music: yea...
Rap music: NO!
Hip-Hop/RB: HELL NO!
Country: SHOOT ME PLEASE! over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over....just shoot me...and when you are done with all that shooting...shoot me again...shoot me til all I am is a stain on the road.
Classical: yes...
New age: yea...
~RANDOM~
Who is your role model: me.....oh yea...And Dani Filth...( I have *HIIIIGH* standards....)
What are some of your pet peeves: unclean people and places...People wanting to cyber, Kevin, the sun, bad movies (i.e. House of the dead), seafood, the spanish language... Disney movies, Disney Characters, Disney World, Disney Land, baseball, basketball, preps, jocks, math,people that don't listen, people who interupt, people who when you ask a simple question have to go into all sorts of detail about the answer and bore you to tears with their forever yaking and constant noise when finally all you want to do is pull their tongue out and set it on fire SHUT UP! SHUT UP! OH GOD'S SHUT UP!!!...the list goes on & on...& on...& on...& on...
Have you ever liked someone you didn't have a chance with: ummmm...of course...Johnny Depp...but my Jonny is WAY better than the other Johnny anyway..so I've lost nothing but gained everything....but yea...
Have you ever cried over the opposite sex: What kind of dumbassy question is that? Not for long though...
Do you have a "type" of person you always go after: the bad boys...
Have you ever lied to your best friend: *sighs* yes...yes I have...and I'm not proud of it either.
Ever wanted to get revenge on someone because they hurt you: I did get revenge on someone...
Want someone you don't have right now:I have the one I have ALWAYS wanted...
Ever liked your best girl friend: ummm in a dykey way? NO....in a best friend way...yes...
Do you want to get married: yes...yes I do. Wait!!! Are you asking me to marry you???
Do you want kids: I already have them...but I'll have more. I love the babies....
Do you believe in psychics: yes...some of them...not Miss Cleo types
Do you believe in love?: I am in love...
Are you happy with you: no. and the next question is going to make me sound contradictory but, oh well.
Are you happy with your life: Jonny is my life, so yes..I am VERY happy with my life...
If you could change something in your life right now, what would it be: I'd have my babies with me and Jonny and I would have our happy home with them...in a cabin, in the woods, by the river...forever. With all our favorite things and the earth would be green and blue and smell sweet and the breezes would be soft and lovly and everyday it would rain enough to where when the sun came back out, everything looked golden through the trees and the atmosphere would feel clean
~Currents~
Current Clothes: pink shirt, jeans, hiking boots and bracelets, rings, necklace, earrings...
Current Mood: zoning...
Current Music: Opeth
Current Taste: haha...*licks myself...* mmmm, pretty good...
Current Make-up: a wee bit...don't need much
Current Hair: god's, here we go again...scroll up and read it...I'm not repeating it again...
Current Annoyance:answering the same damn questions over & over & the telephone ringing and Kevin...
Current Smell: Green Tea & Ginger (Bath & Body Works)
Current Desktop Picture: Dani Filth...*sighs*
Current DVD in player: The Crucible
Current Color Of Toenails: hot pink
Current Worry: How long before everything is as it should be?
~FIRSTS~
First best friend: can't remember...woohoo she made an impact huh???
First car: camaro...
First job: waitress...
First pets:a wee little kitten..and so cute and fluffy it was....until I cut it's head off with a steak knife..but even in death it's still cute & cuddly & kissable & adorable..I have it's skull on my desk...wanna see?
First big trip: Disney World...and it sucked...because I hate dickey mouse and winnie the poop...
~Who was the last person~
Slept in your bed: I share it with Jonny...
Made you cry: The court
You went to the movies with: Jonny...
yelled at you: no one....they know better...you yell, I hit..it's reflex..I can't help it...seriously....ask anyone that knows me....it is totally uncontrollable...for real.
Sent you an email: Rozz, I can't get back in touch with her Where is my Rozzie bear???
~Have you ever~
Said "I love you" and meant it?: Everyday...
Kept a secret from everyone: yep...
What time is it now?: 1:12pm
Current Weather: Snow
Apples or bananas?: grapes, kiwis, apples,
bananas, strawberries, oranges, peaches, apricots, cantelope, pineapple...
Blue or red?: blue, pink, purple, black, certain shades of green...
Spring or Fall?: spring & fall & winter
winter or summer?: winter...I loath the summer
What are you gonna do after you finish this?: Love on Jonny
Are you bored?: never...
Last noise you heard?: Jonny playing Smackdown vs. Raw 2006
Last smell you sniffed?: my hair, lavender and rosemary...and Bath and Body Works Green Tea & Ginger...I just answered this didn't I?
Last time you went out of state/province?: the other day...
Worst feeling in the world: Not having what I deserve & not being able to do away with the one person I want to do away with
~Finish the sentence~
I Love....blood, guts and brains being splattered from here to hell
I Miss...my life.
I Wish...I was the one spilling blood and guts and splattering brains from here to hell...
I Hope...I have no hopes...there is a certain amount of negativity in hope...so I just avoid hope. I wait for happiness though...
I'm Annoyed by... jackassy, fucktarded people...Kevin being the main one...AND STALKERS
I Am...who I am..and don't care if you like it or not...really, I don't give care about you and your opinions. Really, I can't stress that point enough...I... just... don't... care.
I Want to...if I told ya that, ya would think I need to be locked away inside a padded area...so I'll leave this question alone...
~Have you ever~
Thought you were going to die: lol..yea...duuude, that was some good shit...hehe...
Wanted to Run away: I have run away...many times...
"-WEEP NOW OR NEVER MORE! SEE! ON YON
DREAR AND RIGID BIER LOW LIES THY LOVE,
LENORE! COME! LET THE BURIAL RITE BE
READ- THE FUNERAL SONG BE SUNG! -AN
ANTHEM FOR THE QUEENLIEST DEAD
THAT EVER DIED SO YOUNG - A DIRGE
FOR HER THE DOUBLY DEAD IN THAT
SHE DIED SO YOUNG."
~EDGAR ALLEN POE,
"LENORE" (1831)
Ladedada-ladedada-ladedada-dada...HOPE YA LIKE TO READ...
IF YOU LOVE SOMEONE, SET THEM FREE. IF THEY RETURN TO YOU, PUT SEVERAL 8 INCH BLADES INTO THEIR HEAD, IF THEY RETURN AGAIN, THEN RUN.......JUST RUN.
EWWWW! GRAVERS!
YUK! RAVERS!
Goths like suck because they try to be all evil and stuff!
Fear me, boy! for I am Count Lord Baron Maloderous and I am 200 years old!
And I dim, feast on the flesh of the living!
Well, I listen to only the darkest music and plan to someday kill myself!
Oh yea? well, I wear all black and laugh at funerals!
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And here's some totally useless information about me that you really didn't want to know, but couldn't tear yourself from reading anyway, because well, yea...I'm just that interesting...
If I was a country I'd be: India
If I was a ocean or body of water I'd be:The Atlantic...
If I was a piece of candy I'd be: M&M's... red ones...no, blue ones, no...green ones...
If I was a famous building or piece of architecture I'd be: The castle of Elizabeth Bathory
If I was a store I'd be: Barnes & Noble
If I was a brand of shoe I'd be: the most expensive brand....and watch out for the dog poo please...
If I was a bad habit I'd be: addictive
If I was a swear word I'd be: can't say..."shhhhhh...children"
If I was a ice cream flavor I'd be: Strawberry Cheesecake
If I was a disease I'd be: Torettes Syndrom
If I was a board game I'd be: The Ouiji & I'd never answer your questions.
If I was a feeling I'd be: emptiness, with a wee bit of bitterness but with slight happiness...well, I'll be damned...I already am that.
If I was a war I'd be: the Peloponnesian War
If I was a city I'd be: rebuilt Babylonia
If I was a color I'd be: black, no, purple, no, blue
If I was a celebrity I'd be: Rich
If I was a movie I'd be: House of 1000 Corpses
If I was a currency I'd be: in love with myself
If I were a month, I'd be: January....tis a powerful month (for me)
If I were a day of the week, I'd be: Monday...ruled by the moon
If I were a time of day, I'd be: 3:33
If I were a planet, I'd be: Saturn
If I were a sea animal, I'd be: Spongebob (does he even count?)
If I were a direction, I'd be: East
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be: VERY comfortable
If I were a sin, I'd be: all the abominable ones....YAY! I'm wickedly fun
If I were a liquid, I'd be: water....smiles I have my reasons....winks
If I were a tree, I'd be:a Weeping Willow
If I were a bird, I'd be: the tiny wee ones that are like wee tiny.
If I were a tool, I'd be: chainsaw...mmmm...bloody chainsaw
If I were a flower/plant, I'd be: Lavender, Rosemary, Poppys...on & on
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: a thunderstorm, hurricane, typhoon....
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: played
If I were an animal, I'd be: a wolfie...they are sooooo cute and cuddly
If I were a vegetable, I'd be: yuck
If I were a sound, I'd be: the whispers in your mind
If I were a car, I'd be: an Audi or Hummer
If I were a song I'd be: A Fair Judgement (Opeth)
If I were a book, I'd be: Good Fairies/Bad Fairies
If I were a food, I'd be: Terriyaki chicken & rice
If I were a material, I'd be: combed cotton
If I were a taste, I'd be: sweet & sour
If I were a word, I'd be: despise
If I were a body part, I'd be: hands...smiles
If I were a facial expression, I'd be: a grin
If I were a shape, I'd be: cresent...so I could cradle
If I were a number, I'd be:333
This is humiliating to me for all that come to my page for the very first time...but this is a statement. A statement that just has to be made. Think about all us GENERATION Xer's!!! Below, is how kids are writing and we all know how they sound when they speak. These are the Presidents of this already screwed up country, which needs no more help, the teachers of our grandchildren, teachers teaching our children these days does not say much, and this next paragraph will show you what I mean. These are the doctors performing surgery on us tomorrow! *I'm creeped out*
~~~DEDICATED TO ALL THE WHATEVERS OUT THERE~~~
1 thang tht crals mi skin iz ppl hu dont spel wurdz. dis duz not luuk cuul or bad azz, it luuks lik an ezscapet retard frum uh retard hows. I hope if u rite lik dis, u chok 2 deth on all da mizin leterz an mizspeled wurdz and ur hell will b swimin thru hellz fyre to git da webstur dickshunari & thn eturneti playn scrabel wit ur grmer techer.
**(!! DAMN it took me 30 minutes to do that!!)**
My apologies for any misspelled, misspelled words. And all my hope that you can decypher this, my real writing. Past this point, I'm afraid I'll be spelling correctly, so it is going to be a bit incomprehensible to you. So go rap wit ur hoodie homie wanna b'z and chok on da weed.
I write freestyle only. (very little Haiku) I write only of my feelings. (As if anyone cares.) I believe that you aren't really expressing your true emotions if you have to sit and think of rhyming words or if you have to sit and think about what to write period. Thinking of what to say takes away from what you are feeling at that very moment, I say what I feel and feel what I say. (All this is me trying to sound very diplomatic, cause on AP, you have to be diplomatic.)
Anything else ya want to know, you have to inquire about. I really am easy to get along with, for the most part, but because I have always been silent, people "assume" I'm a bitch... lol...well whatever. Fact remains, if you judge me for my silence, I'll judge you for your loud ass mouth, attention whore wanna be.
Truth is, you could slit my throat and in my last gasping breath, I would apologize for bleeding on your shirt.
How do ya like me now? How friendly and polite is that? Huh? Huh?
And for ALL the teenie bopper Wicca Witch wanna be's...
A PENTACLE AND AN ATHAME' DO NOT A WITH MAKE!
BLACK CLOTHES AND EYELINER DO NOT A WITCH MAKE!
SAYING YOU'RE A WITCH DOES NOT A WITCH MAKE.
NOW, GO STUDY, LEARN THE WAYS, PROVE YOURSELF & THEN INITIATE INTO THE CRAFT.
www.fat-pie.com/
GO THERE! YOU HAVE TO SEE SALAD FINGERS, AND WHILE YOUR THERE CHECK OUT THE TOON ABOUT THE MILKMAN. THIS SITE IS TWISTED HUMOR, SO IF YOU HAVE NO SENSE OF IT, DON'T BOTHER GOING...
"HUBERT CUMBERDALE, YOU TATSE LIKE SOOT AND POO." ~SALAD FINGERS
AP FAMILY & FRIENDS
MOONLING***My Sweet sister who I love and cherish. My very best friend.
Solarjinx:Like my brother, way cool and very easy to get along with. Makes me laugh and is my bright spot in my heart.
battlexcryxjenni: My Wee little sister...WEE LITTLE...sweet as all get out though...Awwww...cuddles and hugs. Very smart girl.
Bungalo Bill: My brother. Very encouraging even when I'm at my worst. Cool, funny, it's all good.
Shubs:Who couldn't like someone with a name like Shubs? And he uses BIG WORDS that requires me to pull out the dictionary. Very sweet and tender.
KissJess:11 years old, yea, whatever. lol, you're funny anyway.
These 5 make life worth living to me, in some form or another...weather it be because we know what the other goes through or because they are so funny, or both. It makes what you are going through easier to bear. Thanks Ya'll, I love ya'll.
And here is where you'll read all about MY iMpLeMeNt Of PlEAsUrE, pAiN & fInAl DeStRuCtIoN. All wrapped up in a cute little package...(except I left out all the "nunya" parts.
Here is my heart. My Love. My life. He is my beginning and my end. I cannot put into words all that he means to me because
true understanding is deeper in meaning than in mere words and is important for its result. Those who can verbalize their happiness have little happiness to speak of. My true love, my true happiness, has grown so much that I can't tell half of it in words. And knowing I can't speak of the love and happiness he brings to me, leaves my heart in beautiful agony. I love him, and that's that. No matter what we will go through, it is MOST important that he knows I love him. I cannot allow any doubt. In all my life, in all the things I have gone through and dealt with, he is my reason, my purpose, he is my life, he sustains me, he is my saviour, He is beautiful in every way. We are bonded together. I have always loved him and I always will. I will live out the rest of my days loving him and him ONLY...
And I call him..."Guy with Long Hair"
" I ate sketti O's and that is it, Oh and some rice, and I Love You."
***There is an upside to all of this, I will one day die, and in doing so, I will be in hell. Hell, afterall, is one step above this place.***
"I love going to church...You get to sing as loud as you want and you get to drink a little wine. It's like God's little karaoke bar."
Heeeeeeeyyyyy! Someone just said I was a lunatic.
I like watching Teletubbies and listening to Cradle of Filth.
I'm thinking, is this all a waste of time?
Who has fucked with my DVD's?
Hey! I like having multiple personalities.
I hate Kevin.
ooooooooooooooo I'm pretty. *giggles*
*zones out*
NO! I AM drug free. Honest. I just naturally seem stoned.
Yes, I am immature.
No. I don't care.
And No...I REALLY don't care about you and your issues.
Opeth kicks ass and makes me think of Jonny which in turn makes me **WANT** Jonny. Wait! So does Cradle of Filth.
I love the night.
I love the rain.
I love storms.
The hate the sun.
It is a fact that there is a long line of insanity that runs in my family.
So does brilliance.
I love Jonny
Blowing bubbles is fun.
*Tears up cause Jonny just said something sweet.*
Flowers are pretty.
I love ONLY 10 people, that's it. (with the exception of the 5 above) And most likely YOU are NOT one of them.
O'Ryan
Austin
Jamin
Landon
Haven
Jonny
My real daddy
My step mother (MOMMY!)
Joanne
Thad
Awwwwwww, that's so sweet, Now go fuck yourself and DIE!
I sit back and I watch Landon. He looks lost, but he isn't. He just likes confusing others. Much like his mommy.
Why must PMS be such a bitch?
La la la la hehe haha
I take anti-depressants. They don't work.
"Good Morning. I'm heeeere."
"Ya know Jerry? I would love to, except how can I when she is so late on her ques?"
Which brings me to this point. I really like cotton candy.
I'm watching Reno 911.
I LOVE JONNY...
I hate being numb, but I love the protection being numb brings.
Why must kids be so loud?
YAY!! It's FRIDAY! Now it Saturday, now Sunday...Monday Tuesday, (I'm sure you're getting the jist of this now.
I have no thoughts!
Oh! For the love of Allah, Buddha, and all those other guys!
Does that mean I'm dead?
*Drifts slowly away*
I hide secrets. I DO NOT LIKE IT
There he goes again. My lil' Landon
Jonny has beautiful teeth, beautiful eyes *grits teeth* with looooong thick dark eyelashes, beautiful long hair, beautiful skin...he's just sexy hot beautiful...
I like watching him sleep too.
*SHAYLA AQUENE*
I REALLY need to piss.
Do I REALLY seem trustworthy to you?
Guess what?! I LOVE JONNY!
Hey! YOU SUCK!
Oooops time is running out.
Which again brings me to this point.
TIME.....to......Die.
*gags & spews* then giggles about it cause it was projectile
Did I mention I hate Kevin??
Which reminds me, is there a gun lying around anywhere?
*ATTILA KRISTOFF & KYLON JUSTUS*
HA!
Quickly Darling!
B... bu... but I'm your friend. ~Me talking to myself
Sweetie? While your up, could you bring me my Necronomicon? (ooooooooooooooo creepy!)
You Bitch! ~Me talking to myself....Again.
"wh why why are you doing this? *sobs*
"Doing what? Messy up your day?" ~Otis
This is really cute, and I'm sure most of you don't care and I don't care if you care or not, but it's cute enough to me so there. Haven, my beautiful little girl was eating butter bread this afternoon and she decided she was going to put her fist through it and wear it as a bracelet. *smiles* THAT is so adorable. Haven and her butter bread bracelet. *sighs* gotta love that baby girl, and love her I do! And she's so pretty in her dress.
*sneezes*
Have I mentioned I love Jonny?
HA! For some ungodly reason, Landon is now convinced that he is a mexican.
Landon was down for his nap, after about an hour or so, he was still awake and Heather and me were working on something when out of nowhere we heard Landon start to chant "Dirty Underwear" and then he laughs maniacally. yep, gotta love that little boy of mine. *LOVES LANDON*
I HAVE COME TO HATE THIS DAY. (what's new?)
OK, new anti-depressants. So I sit here and stare out into space. I look lost, I feel lost, but at least I'm not crying.
Honey Bunches of Oats w/ strawberries is guuuu uuuud.
"It seems the nettles has made the milk drip from my teat."~Salad Fingers
The doctor says I'm borderline. That can't be good.
***~Swallows my pills~***
I love to read books, lots and lots and lots of books.
I love to write.
mmmmmm, gotta love the icey feel running through my veins.
I'M THE ONE THAT BRINGS YOU THE CHRISTMAS CANDY! ~OTIS (HOUSE OF 1000 CORPSES)
Who's your Daaaaddy!? ~Mother Firefly (House of 1000 Corpses)
HUH?? WHO IS HE? Who "is" their daddy? Mother Firefly was a prostitue in her better days. How would any of the Firefly children know whose seed they were?
DOES NOT like being reminded of my past.
Breath comes out white clouds with your lies.
A liquid pours out from your chest.
This dying wreck.
*wonders and wonders hard,* Have you ever had to cough while you were having sex? Feels like it's going to pop out! *giggles and giggles hard* I slay me.
Waits for the answer as I sharpen my blades.
I'm having the time of my life.
BRB ya'll I have something to do.
Ok. I'm back.
>>>It's only fitting that Otis starts us off with things to think about...so heeeeere's Otis!! He's looking refreshing and smelling a bit mmmmmm shall we say a bit ripe, and ready to start our day with a few words of his wisdom....let's see what he has to say...
"Why you ask? Why is not the question. How? Now that's a question worth examining. How could I, being born of uhhhh...such conventional stock, arrive the leader of the rebellion? An escapist from a conformist world, destined to find happiness in only what cannot be explained?
I brought you here for a reason, but unfortunately you and your sentimental minds are doing me no good!!! My brain is frozen! Locked! I have to break free from this culture of mechanical reproduction, and the thick encrustations dying on the surface...Oh Christ, ah, fuck it."
~Otis...House of 1000 Corpses
LET'S GIVE IT UP PEOPLE!
OTIS! OTIS! OTIS!<<<<
later there will be more...I swear it. For now, goodnight.
Time to take my meds, drink more water & go brush my teeth...
!!!NOTICE: JUST BECAUSE YOU ASK SOMEONES AGE, their answer DOES NOT MEAN THAT IS THEIR AGE...I just noticed that when I read..."To choose appropriate content for you, we need to ask your age." But yea...what can ya do about it? Them sneeky lil' devil kids.... Take me for example...I'm between the age of 3 to 34...but, being younger than an adult keeps me from veiwing adult material. But, sometimes it just isn't fun being an adult, so I throw myself back into the days of when I was a kid, not that that was fun either. So it all depends on how I'm feeling that day, as to the age I am. Also, if you read this page...you will find that I LOVE House of 1000 Corpses. (as if you care about that as well) 'nuff said for now.
and my e-mail addy is...flower_sniffer@linuxmail.org.
(now with an e-mail address like that, who would fear me?) And everyone I am friends with, and all the people I do business with has this e-mail as a way of keeping in touch with me. Slaying myself again, I REFUSE to grow up!
~Questions~
Name : Rhiannon
Nicknames : Rhi...
Sex : I am a girl...
Star sign : Cancer...69
Current residence: in a van...down by the river...
Hair color:was blonde but now is black with pink streaks
Height : 5'10
Writing hand : right...maybe left, but most likely right, unless I want to use my left hand in which case I will, but if I don't feel like it I'll use my right, unless I feel like using my left...or right...
~BODY ILLS & SKiLLS~
Do you bite your nails : ewwwww...no! you can get worms doing that.
Can you roll your tongue: nope..I tried that, can't do it, but I can use it in other ways..*winks winks*
Can you raise one eyebrow at a time : nope..can't do that either...damn! I have no skills...*cries*
Can you blow smoke rings: maybe if I smoked...which I don't cause it's nasty...
Can you blow spit bubbles : yep!! I do it all the time...Heeeeey! I do have skills afterall!
Can you cross your eyes: uh hu...the talent doesn't stop in this house...
Colored hair: Black & PINK..I already told ya, what are ya deaf?
Tattoos and where: one on my shoulder blade, one on my hip & one on my thigh...
Piercing and where: 2 navel rings....ummmmm...in my ass, I have two navel rings in my ass, and a nose ring
~WHEN WAS THE LAST TiME YOU~
had sex :nunya...
Held hands: all the time
Watched Bambi: the other...year....haha! ya thought I was going to say the other day didn't ya?
Cried : way too often
Talked on the phone: I HATE phones...I hate to speak
Read a book: today...
Punched someone: it's been a while
~MUSiC~
Is music important to you: well yea..ya know it!
do you sing?: yea I do....do I sing good? that is a whole different story...
What instruments do you play?:HAHAHAHA...
~DO YOU LiKE~
Pop music: hell NO!
Rock music: only if it's heavy...and by heavy, I mean heavy...Death Metal
Punk music: yea...
Rap music: NO!
Hip-Hop/RB: HELL NO!
Country: SHOOT ME PLEASE! over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over....just shoot me...and when you are done with all that shooting...shoot me again...shoot me til all I am is a stain on the road.
Classical: yes...
New age: yea...
~RANDOM~
Who is your role model: me.....oh yea...And Dani Filth...( I have *HIIIIGH* standards....)
What are some of your pet peeves: unclean people and places...People wanting to cyber, Kevin, the sun, bad movies (i.e. House of the dead), seafood, the spanish language... Disney movies, Disney Characters, Disney World, Disney Land, baseball, basketball, preps, jocks, math,people that don't listen, people who interupt, people who when you ask a simple question have to go into all sorts of detail about the answer and bore you to tears with their forever yaking and constant noise when finally all you want to do is pull their tongue out and set it on fire SHUT UP! SHUT UP! OH GOD'S SHUT UP!!!...the list goes on & on...& on...& on...& on...
Have you ever liked someone you didn't have a chance with: ummmm...of course...Johnny Depp...but my Jonny is WAY better than the other Johnny anyway..so I've lost nothing but gained everything....but yea...
Have you ever cried over the opposite sex: What kind of dumbassy question is that? Not for long though...
Do you have a "type" of person you always go after: the bad boys...
Have you ever lied to your best friend: *sighs* yes...yes I have...and I'm not proud of it either.
Ever wanted to get revenge on someone because they hurt you: I did get revenge on someone...
Want someone you don't have right now:I have the one I have ALWAYS wanted...
Ever liked your best girl friend: ummm in a dykey way? NO....in a best friend way...yes...
Do you want to get married: yes...yes I do. Wait!!! Are you asking me to marry you???
Do you want kids: I already have them...but I'll have more. I love the babies....
Do you believe in psychics: yes...some of them...not Miss Cleo types
Do you believe in love?: I am in love...
Are you happy with you: no. and the next question is going to make me sound contradictory but, oh well.
Are you happy with your life: Jonny is my life, so yes..I am VERY happy with my life...
If you could change something in your life right now, what would it be: I'd have my babies with me and Jonny and I would have our happy home with them...in a cabin, in the woods, by the river...forever. With all our favorite things and the earth would be green and blue and smell sweet and the breezes would be soft and lovly and everyday it would rain enough to where when the sun came back out, everything looked golden through the trees and the atmosphere would feel clean
~Currents~
Current Clothes: pink shirt, jeans, hiking boots and bracelets, rings, necklace, earrings...
Current Mood: zoning...
Current Music: Opeth
Current Taste: haha...*licks myself...* mmmm, pretty good...
Current Make-up: a wee bit...don't need much
Current Hair: god's, here we go again...scroll up and read it...I'm not repeating it again...
Current Annoyance:answering the same damn questions over & over & the telephone ringing and Kevin...
Current Smell: Green Tea & Ginger (Bath & Body Works)
Current Desktop Picture: Dani Filth...*sighs*
Current DVD in player: The Crucible
Current Color Of Toenails: hot pink
Current Worry: How long before everything is as it should be?
~FIRSTS~
First best friend: can't remember...woohoo she made an impact huh???
First car: camaro...
First job: waitress...
First pets:a wee little kitten..and so cute and fluffy it was....until I cut it's head off with a steak knife..but even in death it's still cute & cuddly & kissable & adorable..I have it's skull on my desk...wanna see?
First big trip: Disney World...and it sucked...because I hate dickey mouse and winnie the poop...
~Who was the last person~
Slept in your bed: I share it with Jonny...
Made you cry: The court
You went to the movies with: Jonny...
yelled at you: no one....they know better...you yell, I hit..it's reflex..I can't help it...seriously....ask anyone that knows me....it is totally uncontrollable...for real.
Sent you an email: Rozz, I can't get back in touch with her Where is my Rozzie bear???
~Have you ever~
Said "I love you" and meant it?: Everyday...
Kept a secret from everyone: yep...
What time is it now?: 1:12pm
Current Weather: Snow
Apples or bananas?: grapes, kiwis, apples,
bananas, strawberries, oranges, peaches, apricots, cantelope, pineapple...
Blue or red?: blue, pink, purple, black, certain shades of green...
Spring or Fall?: spring & fall & winter
winter or summer?: winter...I loath the summer
What are you gonna do after you finish this?: Love on Jonny
Are you bored?: never...
Last noise you heard?: Jonny playing Smackdown vs. Raw 2006
Last smell you sniffed?: my hair, lavender and rosemary...and Bath and Body Works Green Tea & Ginger...I just answered this didn't I?
Last time you went out of state/province?: the other day...
Worst feeling in the world: Not having what I deserve & not being able to do away with the one person I want to do away with
~Finish the sentence~
I Love....blood, guts and brains being splattered from here to hell
I Miss...my life.
I Wish...I was the one spilling blood and guts and splattering brains from here to hell...
I Hope...I have no hopes...there is a certain amount of negativity in hope...so I just avoid hope. I wait for happiness though...
I'm Annoyed by... jackassy, fucktarded people...Kevin being the main one...AND STALKERS
I Am...who I am..and don't care if you like it or not...really, I don't give care about you and your opinions. Really, I can't stress that point enough...I... just... don't... care.
I Want to...if I told ya that, ya would think I need to be locked away inside a padded area...so I'll leave this question alone...
~Have you ever~
Thought you were going to die: lol..yea...duuude, that was some good shit...hehe...
Wanted to Run away: I have run away...many times...
"-WEEP NOW OR NEVER MORE! SEE! ON YON
DREAR AND RIGID BIER LOW LIES THY LOVE,
LENORE! COME! LET THE BURIAL RITE BE
READ- THE FUNERAL SONG BE SUNG! -AN
ANTHEM FOR THE QUEENLIEST DEAD
THAT EVER DIED SO YOUNG - A DIRGE
FOR HER THE DOUBLY DEAD IN THAT
SHE DIED SO YOUNG."
~EDGAR ALLEN POE,
"LENORE" (1831)
- Last seen on Oct 13 1:03 PM 2008. Member since December 17, 2005.
- I'm a malachite opening poet for 412 comments.
- I am a 30 year old girl (United States)

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Oh Please...
Don't insult my intelligence by saying you care.7 lines, 5 comments, February 16, 2006. In Society -
i've come to realize
this isn't poetry.12 lines, 4 comments, February 16, 2006. In Other -
I just wanted to say I'm sorry.
Please forgive me if you will.38 lines, 13 comments, February 11, 2006. In Personal
My Stories
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Shut your fuckin' mouth!
You make me fuckin' sick!201 lines, 8 comments, February 16, 2006. In <200 lines, Humor
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Bungalow Bill on April 7, 2006Miss you chucky, hope you're ok x
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Zaria WindSong on February 10, 2006I'm ok...a bit down. I've had a horrible 2 weeks. I should have shot myself. How are you? (I'm doing better today though, because I have declared this day as "I don't give a shit day..." Thanks for asking.
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Bungalow Bill on February 10, 2006How are you today? x
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Zaria WindSong on February 3, 2006you're welcome. I'm sorry you had a bad day. I hope you have a great weekend...I hate terrible days. *pats your back*
